layed down my dads fizzy...

[TurboKA37]

j-z, your a retard and i hate you!

[j-z]

will you marry me?

[TurboKA37]

APRIL FOOLS! ohhhhh i got ya!

[TurboKA37]

and yes i will marry u

[Onizuka]

YAY! im special, YAY! actually, im one of the more intelligent and skilled members here. i know they were just trying to help by giving me that site. how does anyone know i havent looked at it? listen, this wasnt posted to intentionally start any flame wars or hurt anybodys feelings,and which it looks like happened to the majority of you that replied with more than one word (yeah, that was real intelligent). it was nothing more than a god damn april fools joke. ****, i even gave my 56 year old dad a laugh.

Listen, I think you're an immature a$$. So do alot of other people here. April fools is on the first of april buddy, not the 2nd, or the 3rd, or the 4th, or the 5th. Im glad you got a laugh at our expense, we are laughing at you too, its funny how big of a prick you are. If you ever recover from your flawed state of mind, please come back and have a conversation with us that includes fancy stuff like: maturity, rationality, and little common sense.

I'm fine if other people on this site disagree with me, I feel you have shown your true colors over the last 2 weeks and I don't like you. Who knows, if you had just taken my advice and the advice of others with a grain of salt we could have been freinds, too bad I guess. Happy trails, may we never meet in person.

[j-z]

and what advice should i have taken from you? yup, youre right, i am a ****. not all the time, but i can be. i probably have more common sense than about 85% of the people on here. dont get mad cause i faked your *** out man. so, how old are you? i would love to meet you in person, seriously. its funny how you view me and im the exact opposite. cept the being a **** part, but thats only when neccesary. its also real funny how you try your damn hardest to make me feel stupid. every ****ing reply that you have said back to me in the past week, thats what you tried to do. then after bickering back and forth for awhile about the damn bike thing i come to find out youve never even ridden before. i dont want to start talking about that again but i figured if someone was gonna try and school me about something theyre so certain about it would have been from someone that actually has experience in that field. and if people are sitting here reading what im writting and thinking whatever they are negative about me i dont care. im speaking the truth. atleast im not fake. im just speaking my mind. i bet alot of people wish they could do that. i value ALOT of positive things that people only dream of having. its just that your an ignorant ***** for trying to school me on something youve never even done in your life. and this post was made to get a laugh at those who were against me riding my dads bike. yeah it was dirty and evil, but hey i did it. i really didnt think so many would get their undies in a bunch over this. i guess those were the ones that cant take a joke?

[Mr1der]

think it's time for you to get on the NICO shortbus, you get to sit next to JDMaster!!

[Nathan]

It's been my experience that 9 times out of 10, when people brag about their abilities, talents, maturity etc. it is out of a false wish that they are actually correct. Our perceptions of ourselves are rarely what others perceptions are; if the majority of people think your an a$$, then chances are you are.

[Mr1der]

I do however say I speak my mind, everyone here knows that.

And I'm speaking my mind when I say J-Z is a douche and is useless to NICO.

10 to 1 odds say I'm speaking more minds then just mine;)

[DAEDALUS]

I won't take that bet with any odds. J-z, regardless of the fact that we don't know you personally, the people here cared about you. They wanted the best for you, for whatever reason, whether because you're a member of NICO or because we're all car guys, or simply because you're another human being. You took that and you s*** all over it. Then you backed it up with a bunch of FU attitude. Yeah, folks might be a bit bitter about that. Despite all that I *still* hope you never get into an accident, and I hope you do take the rider's safety course and for crying out loud wear a helmet ALWAYS. 92% of accident victims are self-taught or learn from family or friends. For every mile traveled, you are 16x more likely to die on a motorcycle than in a car. 2/3-3/4 of multivehicular accidents are due to the CAR screwing up, not the rider. And contrary to what your father says, large displacement motorcycles are associated with higher injury severity when involved in accidents. Comprehensive statistics paint a clearer picture and any one person's opinions or experience.

[JESTER]

Jeez, guys, I think we may be getting a little over sensitive here. I really don't think he meant any harm. Just a little joke. I guess I am the only one that got it. But I tend to have a warped since of humor anyways. Comes from my stressfull job.

We can get a little hot tempered around here. Everybody, count to ten. Take nice deap breaths, in through the nose, out through the mouth. And say hoosay. Hoosay. I don't think that works, but it was what they were doing on Bad Boys II.

Anyway, on a totally related note, I brought my Shoei in to work tonight to show my co-worker. Happen to find it in the closet at my grand mother house. That's were I left it, after she picked me up at the hospital.

The front left is ate off. Broke my visor and fractured the face guard on the right side, from impact. That was the best damn hundred bucks I ever spent (used helmet.) Not to mention the landing screwed up my eighty dollar joe rocket gloves. Busted the right one open. They make good winter gloves, with a little duct tape to keep them together.

Had a massive hemotoma (spelling) all the way down the left side of my face. Broken shoulder and fractured thumb sucked. Not to mention I crunched the family jewels on the tank as I flew over the bars.

Anyway, just thought I would share.

[Bubba1]

JESTER: I'm not angry at j-z at all. He pretty much trashed his own reputation here. I suspect many will ignore his threads from now on, which is probably no big deal to him as I don't think he cares much. But if someday he gets into a real motorcycle accident, I sure hope he does not damage the roadway. (note to j-z - this was also "sarcasm").

[j-z]

i guess everyone has their own point of views. i guess me and jester share the same. it was a harmless HAHA i got you ****er april fools joke. what do you guys not get about that? im not ****ting on anything. you guys are making it seem more of something than it really is. you know what, i do care about my reputation. if i had thought this would make my reputation of a lesser value do you think i would have done it? if you guys really think im some stupid idiotic person thats fine. alot of you people can learn from what i value. go ahead dont read my posts, but you may be missing out on something. all your gonna do is short yourself. i came here to learn new things and with a hope others can learn from me. you guys should seriously calm down and just look at this as a joke. because that all it was.

[lookatme!]

BUT IT WASNT FUNNY. Maybe to YOU, it was funny, but thats about it. Stupid.

[Nathan]

You say it was an April Fools joke...the definition of an April Fools joke is that it happens ON April Fools, also known as April 1st to the calendar challenged. It's not an April Fools joke if it happens on April 2nd, then its just a regular joke. Let me make this very simple for you:Joke that happens on April 1st = April Fools Day joke.Joke that happens on April 2nd = A JOKE LIKE ON ANY OTHER DAY OF THE YEAR. Jeeze, at least refer to your "joke" correctly.

[Bubba1]

j-z, I think you're making this a far bigger issue than it really is. The joke was clearly a dud, judging by the negative responses. I believe JESTER said he "got" your joke, meaning he understood it. But I don't think he was rolling on the floor laughing with you.

I agree with you that it was harmless. The only person it's actually hurting is you. You created a negative impression of yourself to your peers. and the more you whine about it, the worse it gets. It's entirely up to you to decide if you want to alter the impression you created. Judging by your responses, I'd say the answer is no. My feelings were certainly not hurt by your humor and I don't care whether you alter your attitude. But if you were honest about caring what people think of you, then you might want to take the hint from the responses you got and consider admitting that the joke was a poor idea.

[j-z]

it wasnt meant to be a roflmao type of joke. not many aprils fools jokes i know of that actually do that. like i said, it was a haha got ya ****er type of joke. everyones just taking it the wrong way or doesnt really understand it. im not whining about anything. everyone else is whining about it. if you didnt like it then fine, SHUT THE **** UP ABOUT IT. and how was posting this joke making a negative impression of me? yeah, it was a lil dirty and evil but thats what i find humorous, just like jester. if you guys didnt find it funny then move on. i care what people think about me to an extent (all my close friends), but here, im not trying to please any of you. im not gonna tidy up my act just to make all of you satisified. like i said earlier, if you dont like me you dont like me. theres nothing i can change about that. to me the joke was an alright idea. im not gonna say it was a great idea but it wasnt a bad idea. ive also benefited of seeing how ignorant some of you really are that keep making stupid pointless posts (some including one words replies). and nathan, thanks for clarifying your definition of an april fools joke. i just wrote it down in my i dont give a **** journal. thanks!

[Onizuka]

I'm not angry at your or anything. I undstand you have a different definition of april fools and thats fine with me. I get the joke, and like you said, it was a "lil dirty and evil". If you want to abuse the NICO community thats your choice, you wont be the first one.

Stick around if you want, I'm done with you.

[j-z]

i really truely dont understand how that defines abusing the nico community. and finally some understanding that people have different views on things in life. this joke has well been over and so is this thread cause all of this bickering is POINTLESS. peace everyone, i didnt mean to get anybody all upset or defensive. and if you did, im not sorry. haha

[JESTER]

I actually was slightly ammused with the joke. It was a mean joke, but hey, I am a little warped. To be honest this thread since the joke was reveled, is more amusing than the joke.

But I think we need to put this thread to bed.

Anyway, I think Rodney King said it best, "Can't we all just get along."

[Bubba1]

I agree. Unproductive.