If you want to get busy don't sit there quietly on the couch and watch us fall asleep! Don't then tell us the next day what we were missing! We are NEVER that tired! We want to bang you, all the time. We are fully capable of stopping just about anything we are doing to give you 2 minutes in heaven.
Grab us by the junk and tell us what you want! This only applies to sex, not shoe shopping unless you are suggesting that if we accompany you shoe shopping you will later reciprocate with smoosh smoosh. Hell, we will hold your purse if you are straight up about it and we know it's leading somewhere, but for the love of god get it through your heads that we are functionally retarded and have the cognitive ability of Pavlov's dog.
Infer into this what you will. Suffice it to say that beer that was so refreshing now seems like it tricked me and somebody is getting a double feature when she gets home! If I die of a heart attack, just know, I never liked you people.
