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The NICOclub Golf Ball Shift Knob!
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I was performing a rendition of the auxiliary input mod outlined here: http://thephotobooth.smugmug.com/galler ... 8886_L7mn9 on my Miata when I discovered my shift knob was stripped (most likely from the dudes that installed satellite radio on the car from the previous owner... they boogered up some other stuff too).
Anyway, I was debating making my own out of aluminum bar stock but then thought this would be much faster and easier, seeing as how I ordered a 2008 350z shift knob, and this would just be temporary. It also won't burn the s*** out of my hand.

Drilled it, tapped it (M10x1.25, same as Nissan!), and then laser engraved it with a laser I set up at work. This was my first time ever lasing plastic, and the results are pretty different than marking steel (I only used 5% of the laser's power, as opposed to the normal 85-90% for metal). I dunno what a golf ball is made out of, but it kinda left a molten, sticky substance where I lased. I rounded up some metallic dust junk from our machine shop and rubbed it in there. It came out kinda splotchy, but I'm hoping it will smooth out in the future.
What do you guys think?


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got anymore for sale? cause that looks more than awesome.

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Not currently... this was actually 100% free for me... I bummed 2 used golf balls off a co-worker... one was for dialing in the laser marker (Pinnacle). BTW, in case anyone is wondering, Pinnacle golf balls seem to clean up nicer, and mark nicer than Callaways.

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i know they were free for you, but i was saying is there anyway i could get one off you even if i had to pay a reasonable price. The only person i personally know with this type of skill is currently out of the country and wouldn't have the time. Orrrrrr if you're feeling generous, you could make me one and i pay shipping. ehhh? ehhh? *crosses fingers*

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PapaSmurf2k3 wrote:and then laser engraved it with a laser
Imagine that...

It looks like a clitoris.

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"BALL-ER" status!

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Thats pretty sweet. I need a laser at work. All I got is fish.

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I've actually got like 4 or 5 lasers at work, all seem to have their strengths and weaknesses.
Hell, one of em is a laser welder.
dre1507 wrote:i know they were free for you, but i was saying is there anyway i could get one off you even if i had to pay a reasonable price. The only person i personally know with this type of skill is currently out of the country and wouldn't have the time. Orrrrrr if you're feeling generous, you could make me one and i pay shipping. ehhh? ehhh? *crosses fingers*
Any sort of time frame in mind? Any particular brand of golf ball? I can probably do it at some point, but I'm not guaranteeing how well it will come out. You'll have to pay for balls and shipping... to ship the knob (this is straight up innuendo city!)

Hell, if you want, I could make the world's first 7 or 8 speed manual shift gate on top of it, to really freak people out when they look at it. :rotfl

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Dattebayo wrote:
PapaSmurf2k3 wrote:and then laser engraved it with a laser
Imagine that...

It looks like a clitoris.
Imagine that... Dave quoted something out of context and made a smart a** remark...
And I'm not seeing what you're seeing...

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Good god man, please laugh a little! It totally looks like the little man in the boat.

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Making random stuff FTMFW.

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i'll let you know when i'm ready. i'm super broke right now and owe lots of people. so the next few paychecks don't even belong to me. lol. i'd want a bigger "NICO" on it though.

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wow arent you crafty lol! totally unexpected but totally cool :)

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dre1507 wrote: i'd want a bigger "NICO" on it though.
Yeah I burned that one in and then looked at it and thought "Damn, I shoulda made that bigger..." but after you do it, you can't really go back haha.

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No use regretting what's done. Now you know "bigger is better". lol.

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PapaSmurf2k3 wrote: Imagine that... Dave quoted something out of context and made a smart a** remark...
And I'm not seeing what you're seeing...
he's totally never found it.

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:rotfl

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Reminds me of the old VW GTI shift knob.

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beer tap shift knob anyone?

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My new shift knob for the 510 (got it this week) > your shift knob:

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sweet jesus you wanna talk about a weighted knob....

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Who wins?

<--- THIS guy. :)

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nah...you need to have the spoon function as the line lock on a 455 Cutlass to do that :)

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Alright Greg, its on... I would actually prefer the golf ball to that, but I'm gonna see if I can step up my game. God knows I have enough cars to burn shift knobs on. (Then again... so do you. This could get heated and escalate quickly like the Cold War or something).

Besides, I don't see YOUR forum name on YOUR shift knob. Cmon, you gotta give me that small victory.

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It's a clear cut victory for the golf ball. Shows love for the forums and just looks better.

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Oooh, it IS on. Let's see...

Golfer: Image

Grenadier: Image

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Not your best argument, Greg. That guy's what, WWII? Korea? Either way, at this point in time, he's got like a 98% chance of being dead.

Plus, he's been holding that thing for a while. I'd say he's about to be missing body parts.

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The dimples allow the knob to fly through the air faster and more stable. This equates to quicker and surer shifts. It's genius.

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Next:

Make one with a football.

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Silly, footballs are for phones.
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Golf balls are for shift knobs, and ping pong balls are for, well, certain performance art best sampled in southeast Asia when blitzed on San Miguel. :eek:


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