it's time you women learned OUR rules
J-Spec Tuner wrote:Despite being a guy I totally disagree, I live in dorms and I hate fuggin having to clean off the god damn toilet seat every time I wanna take a shiat. It takes friggen .68 seconds to lift before you take a piss @^@#$%&!#$^*!*#$^!&@#$*^&!#$%^!@&#$&*^!@#$&@^$%&^
When I was in the dorms we had 2 stalls, and there was always piss on the seats in both of them. So we put signs on each door, one labeled "s***" and the other "PISS." It worked great.
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Cyberkreig
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hah, this has turned into such the bathroom thread.
You guys ever get the split stream? There is just NO way to get both of those to stay in the safe zone. It was never an issue until i got my ampalang (if you dont know what that is, dont look it up, figure it out from the conversation) now i get the dreaded split stream almost every time!
You guys ever get the split stream? There is just NO way to get both of those to stay in the safe zone. It was never an issue until i got my ampalang (if you dont know what that is, dont look it up, figure it out from the conversation) now i get the dreaded split stream almost every time!
Yup. I had one of those long *** morning erectlon pisses, but it was after I took a 21 hour nap and didnt wake up to eat or use the bathroom. Damn that was a ***** because I had to constantly push hard for mad long and it didnt feel too good. However, when I was done, that ****felt sooooo good and relieving.
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I lived in a dorm for a year at Mississippi State and I know the whole bathroom situation. During the week I would wait until the lady was done cleaning the bathrooms (I lived across the hall from it) to take a dump. On the weekends I would go to the visitors bathroom down in the lobby. You have to admit though with the space there is always the chance someone will have good aim.
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RMiller wrote:When I was in the dorms we had 2 stalls, and there was always piss on the seats in both of them. So we put signs on each door, one labeled "s***" and the other "PISS." It worked great.
My brother's dorm operates the same way.
As far as the split steam, it CAN be done, it just takes hella talent.
umm--I would just like to add:
PeePee---everyone else seems to like to talk about it.
LOL..
This is my 2 cents---I have noticed that there has been an abundance of shorter and shorter shorts and skirts. And not the skort types--I mean real skirts that give us all a view of heaven even at the slightest bend. Not too mention that--Im sorry, but when a girl's g-string comes up that is next to non-existant (you can tell its a tiny one by the size of the strings) makes me think of sex. Period. All of these things contribute to the fact that a man will want to approach you, ask you out, or just plain out come on to you. We are animals by nature, and its in our bood to procreate. Now im not saying that when i see a g-string that my first instinct is to just knock you up in the name of mankind (LOL)--I think we have all grown past that point. We dont drag our knuclkes anymore(unless im hungover). But when a man sees an attractive woman and pitches a tent over it or gets a happy-halfy, then thats why. A woman body is made to be alluring. Its curves, softness, shape, smell..etc---they are all things that are made to be enticing to the male. How can you blame us when you are just intensifying the effects of an already hard to resist visual impact?Oh god--then the look. The look---we all know it--making the eyes at soeone is just as provocative as the body--cuz it just solidifies our desire to try to and "move in" on your sexy arse. The "eyes" gives us the confidence that we need by telling us that you too are interested.I mean think about it---we walk into a bank where a woman is wearing a low cut shirt--i mean the kind that you can actually see the bra its so low, and alot of booby too. You go up to the counter and she smiles at you (no biggie -she smiles at everyone-shes a woman and shes at work) and she helps you with you transaction. She walks to the other counter to get a slip she needs--in the mean time you get a good look at her rear. That just makes things worse--cuz its sweet as candy. Shes got tight white pants on that allow you to see throught to her pink panties--g string of course. Then she walks aback over to you and gives you the eyes (?! did she maybe get a glimpse of you checking her out?!) obviously she likes something she sees. So with the eyes--she gives you the little half grin--you know--the ones you normally see in p0rn movies and while having some "quality time spent with that special someone" hehe.So then you do what only comes natural--you talk to her casually and ask her out or for a number--whatever your game is. Then she proceedes to turn into a snob and tells you she has a boyfriend or soemthing like that. Acts like your a pig for wanting to talk to her, and then you actually end up feeling like one. All beacsue of the signals that a sexy appearance gives off. Sorry, but makin the eyes, wearing low cut shyte, and having your body portayed as an object of desire will only bring about certain ways of behavior--how could you blame a man for just being natural?Whoops--that was almost a novel.
lol
PeePee---everyone else seems to like to talk about it.
LOL..
This is my 2 cents---I have noticed that there has been an abundance of shorter and shorter shorts and skirts. And not the skort types--I mean real skirts that give us all a view of heaven even at the slightest bend. Not too mention that--Im sorry, but when a girl's g-string comes up that is next to non-existant (you can tell its a tiny one by the size of the strings) makes me think of sex. Period. All of these things contribute to the fact that a man will want to approach you, ask you out, or just plain out come on to you. We are animals by nature, and its in our bood to procreate. Now im not saying that when i see a g-string that my first instinct is to just knock you up in the name of mankind (LOL)--I think we have all grown past that point. We dont drag our knuclkes anymore(unless im hungover). But when a man sees an attractive woman and pitches a tent over it or gets a happy-halfy, then thats why. A woman body is made to be alluring. Its curves, softness, shape, smell..etc---they are all things that are made to be enticing to the male. How can you blame us when you are just intensifying the effects of an already hard to resist visual impact?Oh god--then the look. The look---we all know it--making the eyes at soeone is just as provocative as the body--cuz it just solidifies our desire to try to and "move in" on your sexy arse. The "eyes" gives us the confidence that we need by telling us that you too are interested.I mean think about it---we walk into a bank where a woman is wearing a low cut shirt--i mean the kind that you can actually see the bra its so low, and alot of booby too. You go up to the counter and she smiles at you (no biggie -she smiles at everyone-shes a woman and shes at work) and she helps you with you transaction. She walks to the other counter to get a slip she needs--in the mean time you get a good look at her rear. That just makes things worse--cuz its sweet as candy. Shes got tight white pants on that allow you to see throught to her pink panties--g string of course. Then she walks aback over to you and gives you the eyes (?! did she maybe get a glimpse of you checking her out?!) obviously she likes something she sees. So with the eyes--she gives you the little half grin--you know--the ones you normally see in p0rn movies and while having some "quality time spent with that special someone" hehe.So then you do what only comes natural--you talk to her casually and ask her out or for a number--whatever your game is. Then she proceedes to turn into a snob and tells you she has a boyfriend or soemthing like that. Acts like your a pig for wanting to talk to her, and then you actually end up feeling like one. All beacsue of the signals that a sexy appearance gives off. Sorry, but makin the eyes, wearing low cut shyte, and having your body portayed as an object of desire will only bring about certain ways of behavior--how could you blame a man for just being natural?Whoops--that was almost a novel.
lol
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creophus wrote::Werd: I have had conversations about this very topic (modesty) with female friends that I care about. I'm not trying to see them in a sexual way, so I tell them that they are pretty regardless of what they wear. I get the argument that they wear what's comfortable....but that's a load of crap. Tugging on spaghetti straps, pulling up low rise jeans and not being able to pick up something you dropped on the floor cannot be comfortable.
Here's a fact that I try to convey: Men will notice women regardless of what they are wearing. It is in their best interest to dress modestly and comfortably. Cleavage, thongs and lots of skin showing are not "cute". It's provacative, sexy, many times alluring, but it's not cute. Babies and puppies are cute. Let's just tell it like it is.
:WerdI love you.
Honestly, that was right on the money.
It was always my perception that if a person is genuinely interested in the opposite sex--male or female. It won't be because of what they're wearing.
1der: That toilet story was ummm....interesting. Cant say that's happened to me though.
Projex240: A very good write up. I commend you.
Sky: I agree w/1der. The clothes do help. Unless you really know the girl, if she dresses horribly, its not as appealing as if she were wearing different clothes. What they wear also adds to the sex appeal. I know I want my girl to look nice, but what is considered horribly or nicely dressed is all in the eye of the beholder.Personality is a bigger factor though. I cant be with a person that Im attracted to by looks alone cuz it wont be any fun to conversate of have fun doing anythying besides have sex. After a while that persom would get really boring.
Projex240: A very good write up. I commend you.
Sky: I agree w/1der. The clothes do help. Unless you really know the girl, if she dresses horribly, its not as appealing as if she were wearing different clothes. What they wear also adds to the sex appeal. I know I want my girl to look nice, but what is considered horribly or nicely dressed is all in the eye of the beholder.Personality is a bigger factor though. I cant be with a person that Im attracted to by looks alone cuz it wont be any fun to conversate of have fun doing anythying besides have sex. After a while that persom would get really boring.
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I can't believe you would accuse me of such faggotry. It's not like I was trying to reach 1100 tonight before I went t bed or something trivial like that!