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2nd graders now partake in sex acts...... yeah....

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I engaged in sex acts in kindergarten. Nearly got kicked out of Montessori school because of it too. Epic.

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So whats new?

Whats the worst thing that has happened to you in bed.

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AppleBonker wrote:I engaged in sex acts in kindergarten. Nearly got kicked out of Montessori school because of it too. Epic.
win... LOL

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If I only had a dollar for every time my parents had to come pick me up from that school...

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I dont think I understood the mechanics until I was 11.

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Jesda wrote:I dont think I understood the mechanics until I was 11.
It's the one thing the school seems to be able to teach.

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audtatious wrote:
Jesda wrote:I dont think I understood the mechanics until I was 11.
It's the one thing the school seems to be able to teach.

It's all part of the new "No Child Behind Left" act.

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:spitout: :chuckle:

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Encryptshun wrote:
audtatious wrote: It's the one thing the school seems to be able to teach.

It's all part of the new "No Child Behind Left" act.
You mean "No Childs Behind Left Alone" act?

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"All Children Take It From Behind" act?

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Sure, get picky. ;)

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Encryptshun wrote:Sure, get picky. ;)
or is that "pricky"?

:inoutgay:

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Oh you guys..... lol

That's just.... Weird. 2nd grade. Hm.

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:whistle:

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So that's why Jay was missing!
He was busy teaching class!

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I didn't start chasing girls until the third grade; things have changed.

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I'm trying to figure out why the teacher was to blame?

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yeah i dunnoo.... cause this is 'merica?

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Dattebayo wrote:I'm trying to figure out why the teacher was to blame?
My guess would be because the teacher allowed it. Kids don't get naked in class without you knowing, and they sure as heck don't start giving blow jobs. I don't think a typical second grader would even know how.

Id bet all this was the teachers idea? Can anyone say pedoph:le?

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"In one case, several students apparently took off their clothes and were naked in the classroom."

Not really much to see...Hell I don't even remember 1 second of 2nd grade.

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Damn Nala, even 2nd graders are gettin butt.

But really, what the hell was the teacher doing, taping it?! Well atleast he will only be shooting dry shots until middle school, so no girl could get prego. But could you imagine parents and their children in the same school :eek:

My 2nd grade teacher was hot. Ms. Steele mmm


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