i turn 18 today

[naladude911]

whoot! Now I can drive after 9, buy p0rn, and idk what else

[MellowZ32]

congrats man!!!
so how are you celebrating?

[naladude911]

coming to Carlisle. Its on a Wednesday

[numbnuts240]

lol you share a b-day with my dog.

[MellowZ32]

lol you share a b-day with my dog.

[krash]

Happy Birthday BRAH

[MinisterofDOOM]

Happy Birthday BRAH

Wrong kind of bra. Especially considering this is an 18th birthday thread.

[krash]

Yes, but its Nala. The other bra is highly unlikely to be seen

[numbnuts240]

Congrats that you turned 18.Now you are an adult.You can do what you want.

Mercedes Accessories

gtfo

[krash]

oh come on, he's just trying to----- nah gtfo.

[Bubba1]

Yes, but its Nala. The other bra is highly unlikely to be seen

Ah, you don't seem to know young Nala as well as you think. He'll not only brag about seeing his Mom's bras in the laundry room, he'll probably blurt out that he's tried some of them on....

[Jesda]

GET AN APARTMENT

[sx moneypit]

GET AN APARTMENT

And leave your mommy alone!

[numbnuts240]

nala, i covered this in your last 18th b-day thread. in case you forgot, i re-offer some stellar advice

go buy a few cartons of cigarettes and sell them to your underage smoking friends at an inflated price. then buy some p0rn and beat your d!ck to the tune of auto-erotic asphyxiation. try not to wake up after you pass out.

[sx moneypit]

nala, i covered this in your last 18th b-day thread. in case you forgot, i re-offer some stellar advice

go buy a few cartons of cigarettes and sell them to your underage smoking friends at an inflated price. then buy some p0rn and beat your d!ck to the tune of auto-erotic asphyxiation. try not to wake up after you pass out.

[Bubba1]

whoot! Now I can drive after 9, buy p0rn, and idk what else

What else?

Enlist in the armed forces.

vote

risk statutory rape charges if you attempt to seduce younger girls (the older ones all know you and are aware you're creepy)

Visit a legal brothel in Nevada. It's probably the only way you'll get laid in the near future unless you switch to guys.

And most importantly, stop frigging reminding us it's your birthday!

[krash]

Ah, you don't seem to know young Nala as well as you think. He'll not only brag about seeing his Mom's bras in the laundry room, he'll probably blurt out that he's tried some of them on....

Oh yea, go sign up for teh draft.

[Chaotic_Warlord]

You are now considered an adult in the eyes of the court, so don't f*** up, they will be more than happy to throw you in f*** you in the a** prison.

now get off your mommies tit and get a life.

You are soooooooooo in for some heavy s*** @ Carlisle.

[sx moneypit]

You are now considered an adult in the eyes of the court, so don't f*** up, they will be more than happy to throw you in f*** you in the a** prison.

now get off your mommies tit and get a life.

You are soooooooooo in for some heavy s*** @ Carlisle.

He will love it ,he is a glutton for punishment.

[numbnuts240]

You are soooooooooo in for some heavy s*** @ Carlisle.

damn straight. the nut punt is now just regular assault as opposed to child abuse.

[AppleBonker]

18 is pretty boring, but enjoy anyway.

[Loki]

Happy birthday NALA!!! Get your a** to Carlisle, stay the weekend, and buy some lotto tickets!

[Dire91]

18 is pretty boring, but enjoy anyway.

So true, ever had your 18th birthday the day before the week of mid terms, it sucks. Anyways Nala like I suggested before, cigarettes p0rn, gamb|ing. We need to do something at Carlisle for him an announcement or something

[Chaotic_Warlord]

18 is pretty boring, but enjoy anyway.

So true, ever had your 18th birthday the day before the week of mid terms, it sucks. Anyways Nala like I suggested before, cigarettes p0rn, gamb|ing. We need to do something at Carlisle for him an announcement or something

No but I turned 21 halfway through a 30 day field problem when I was in the Army...

[Bubba1]

[ We need to do something at Carlisle for him an announcement or something

Besides several people wanting to spit and urinate on his mom's car?? Uh, no.

[numbnuts240]

one way rochambeau.

[PoorManQ45]

Nice, now you can beat his arse and just get thrown in lockup for a couple days

[Bubba1]

one way rochambeau.

Nice, unfortunately Nala likely won't understand that.

[numbnuts240]

he doesn't have to.

[PoorManQ45]

My bet is on numbnuts!