i turn 18 today

[numbnuts240]

That is called "Lizzing"

got any pointers for our budding young lizzer?

[ProudNissanFreak]

Imagine if Canon made cannons.

You'd have a Canon cannon.

Unfortunately this new owner shoots blanks...

Bubba, you are awesome
Every time Nala makes a thread, I can expect to see hilarious comments from you

[Bubba1]

That is called "Lizzing"

got any pointers for our budding young lizzer?

For our creepy 18yr old at Carlisle?

1. Wear mirrored aviators so people don't notice you leering so obviously at the pretty womens' breasts.
2. Close your mouth and wipe the drool.
3. Don't rub your crotch (or Dire's ) while leering at the women.
4. Stop announcing it's your birthday. By your making more than one thread about it, and announcing it on many others, you're behaving like a creep trolling for gifts.

[Bubba1]

Bubba, you are awesome
Every time Nala makes a thread, I can expect to see hilarious comments from you

Aww thanks, but I must give major props to Tita. He's made me cry from laughter many times with his Nala material.

[ProudNissanFreak]

Haha, Tita, too. Reading all his pissed off posts against Nala never gets old, haha

Oh, and happy belated Nala!

[sentrastace]

lol you share a b-day with my dog.

happy bday, we'll celebrate at carlisle. my bday is close too, but on the 26th. almost there!

[AppleBonker]

my bday is close too, but on the 26th. almost there!

The 25th is better. Just sayin'...

[Bubba1]

happy bday, we'll celebrate at carlisle.

I'd be careful with that offer. His perception for celebrating his birthday with you is likely vastly different than yours...

[PoorManQ45]

You mean she doesn't mean being disappointed after the worst 30 seconds of her life?

[93coupe]

my bday is close too, but on the 26th. almost there!

The 25th is better. Just sayin'...

Mine is the eleventh. Suck it.

[sentrastace]

Mine is the eleventh. Suck it.

welllllll then this weekend we should all celebrate our May bdays

[sentrastace]

I'd be careful with that offer. His perception for celebrating his birthday with you is likely vastly different than yours...

ewie.

[sentrastace]

You mean she doesn't mean being disappointed after the worst 30 seconds of her life?

zexy times are banned from Nala this weekend. we dont need him knocking up some 16 yr old he finds at Carlisle

[numbnuts240]

yes we do.

[tiger-SE-R]

yes we do.

[Bubba1]

yes we do.

Stace, it's much more likely he'll get knocked "out" by a 16yr girl, as in by left hook.

By the way, if you find your Sentra wallpapered this weekend, that means he'll be asking you to his prom...

[ProudNissanFreak]

Nah, that's not possible. He's got 5 years of 'MMA' experience, remember? He'll put that bish in her place by making her to detail his car with instant detailer.

[numbnuts240]

By the way, if you find your Sentra wallpapered this weekend, that means he'll be asking you to his prom...

[Bubba1]

Nah, that's not possible. He's got 5 years of 'MMA' experience, remember? He'll put that bish in her place by making her to detail his car with instant detailer.

I suppose he'll need to register himself as a lethal weapon with the Carlisle police before arriving, but my money would still be on a 16yr old girl kicking his a$$.

[naladude911]

sigh.

[Razi]

By the way, if you find your Sentra wallpapered this weekend, that means he'll be asking you to his prom...

LOL
More like, if she finds her car covered in wallpaper while Nala appears from behind the car, then he is asking her to prom.
Then that's when Nala gets his a** kicked by Stace and everyone else at Carlisle.

[timay]

happy birthday nala!

[sbird1]

My birthday is today... the day after Nala's. Should I make a "i turn 23 today" thread? Today, I can do all of the things I could have done yesterday. Suck it Nala.

[Gold Digger]

WOOT FOR MAY BIRTHDAYS! Mine is in two weeks.
Gemini on the cusp of Taurus.

18, huh? Hummm...let's see.

You can now legally buy ciggy's and smut...but that's been covered before.

Don't forget to register for Selective Service at your local post office.


Oh, wait! GREAT IDEA!


You can now go and get a random, meaningless tattoo that you'll regret getting the rest of your life. You can now do pretty much whatever you want and your parents can't say squat about it.

Just enjoy the moment for now, homie. The real fun comes at 21. I'd start the binge drinking now so by the time the next three years rolls by, you'll be prepared for what will be thrown your way...which could likely be several bottles of Tequila.