I LEARNED'D something today!

Post by **BigMACKenzie** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:02 am

chlorine in the cooter? oh noes!

Post by **numbnuts240** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:05 am

she didn't seem to mind . but damn, with all that friction, i was starting to believe that i could create fire under water

Post by **BigMACKenzie** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:08 am

I think we may have discovered the best way to weld underwater lol I used to have a hot tub so I feel your pain man. and I dont blame you, it always seems like a good idea at the time.

Edit: water proof lube is available at better sex/p0rn shops.

Post by **Hijacker** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:11 am

BigMACKenzie wrote:Edit: water proof lube is available at better sex/p0rn shops.

Hmmm....note to self...

Post by **Dattebayo** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:15 am

WTF are we talking about now?

Pool sex is gross and really inconsiderate to others. I really don't want to swim in someone's after-sex juice, even if it is technically dead.

I equate it to giving someone your "sex rag" to blow their nose with.

Or recycling sex toys.

Now the breakfast burrito I ate is about to make a encore appearance.

Post by **numbnuts240** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:15 am

BigMACKenzie wrote:I think we may have discovered the best way to weld underwater lol I used to have a hot tub so I feel your pain man. and I dont blame you, it always seems like a good idea at the time.

hell yeah it did, especially considering i had to have her guide me to the pool, otherwise i would have veered off into the woods lol.

waterproof lube huh, i will have to investigate this concoction further.

Post by **BigMACKenzie** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:20 am

Dattebayo wrote: Pool sex is gross and really inconsiderate to others. I really don't want to swim in someone's after-sex juice, even if it is technically dead.

Or recycling sex toys.

Now the breakfast burrito I ate is about to make a encore appearance.

Its doubly inconsiderate when you consider the risk of her picking up a happy little UTI from teh dirty pool water. And You can re-use/donate any glass or silicone sex toy as long as it gets a regular pass through the dishwasher. Not that I would do that but tech its disease/bug/cootie free after a wash in the ol' maytag hahahaha

Post by **Hijacker** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:21 am

Dattebayo wrote:Pool sex is gross and really inconsiderate to others. I really don't want to swim in someone's after-sex juice, even if it is technically dead.

It's a pool. There's a billion other nasty things in there.

Also, what you don't know...

Post by **BigMACKenzie** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:22 am

yeah nobody in my old house minded when I had sex on the living room table and didn't tell them

Post by **numbnuts240** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:23 am

it's not inconsiderate in my pool, i pay the power costs, i pay for the chemicals, i pay for the land it sits on. if anything, everyone else should be thanking me for the free show they all got.

fyi, i relocated the extra-curricular activities before i could "finish". some of my guests were wandering a bit too close to the pool. i actually gave a high five before aborting the mission for a more private setting.

Post by **Hijacker** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:24 am

numbnuts240 wrote:it's not inconsiderate in my pool, i pay the power costs, i pay for the chemicals, i pay for the land it sits on. if anything, everyone else should be thanking me for the free show they all got.

I'll thank you for not giving me that show

Post by **Dattebayo** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:25 am

BigMACKenzie wrote:You can re-use/donate any glass or silicone sex toy as long as it gets a regular pass through the dishwasher.

That is so not true. And you should be ashamed for encouraging that practice.

I'm 100% serious.

Post by **BigMACKenzie** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:27 am

I could be wrong it might be latex instead of silicone, but I am %100 certain about the glass.

Post by **numbnuts240** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:28 am

Hijacker wrote:I'll thank you for not giving me that show

in that case, you might want to ignore that package that got sent from "wet fire productions".

Post by **Hijacker** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:29 am

Oh...that already found its way to my DVD player....thanks!

Post by **numbnuts240** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:30 am

Post by **drksolest** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:45 am

sorry i've been busy and missed most of this conversation so......

hijacker this is for you:

Post by **Hijacker** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:46 am

Very akward...

Post by **numbnuts240** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:51 am

i hope you aren't implying what i think you are implying

Post by **Hijacker** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:52 am

You're the one that sent the video

Post by **numbnuts240** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:57 am

Post by **Dattebayo** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:21 am

WHAT are you tools going on about?

Post by **numbnuts240** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:52 am

bart viewed my scandalous celebrity sex tape and liked it, the sick bastard.

Post by **Hijacker** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:59 am

Like you could tell it was you anyways. Nightvision does not make a good sex tape. L2turnonlights

Post by **numbnuts240** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:06 am

it was an ode to the original paris hilton tape. i thought about emulating r. kelly, but i can't go when someone is watching me.

Post by **BigMACKenzie** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:13 am

just remember to tape over the blinky red light lol

Post by **drksolest** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:14 am

WAIT WHY HAVEN'T I BEEN SENT THIS TAPE YET!!!

Post by **Hijacker** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:19 am

drksolest wrote:WAIT WHY HAVEN'T I BEEN SENT THIS TAPE YET!!!

I'll bring it down to TN to show you.

Post by **BigMACKenzie** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:20 am

well if she gets to see then I do to. email that ish.

Post by **drksolest** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:21 am

Hijacker wrote:
I'll bring it down to TN to show you.

Sounds good... if my net is working at the apt.

YES PRONS!!!!!!!

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