I LEARNED'D something today!

[Marenta]

That's what my computer desk looks like now..

thank goodness you're back ian...the va jay jays, they're....they're taking over the thread with, get ready for this...cuteness

What're you talking about? There's no such thing as femalz on teh interweb!

[Dattebayo]

Check out this beast of a cat... he weighs 25 lbs.

[IanS]

thank goodness you're back ian...the va jay jays, they're....they're taking over the thread with, get ready for this...cuteness

Its ok, Im back to gay it up a little.

Here is my wifes cat, it goes by the name snowflake, but I call it devil kitteh or white satin. This cat has the shortest temper of any cat ever, it hates everybody except my wife.



And here is my dog, Sparky, he is a beagle, which makes him the most stubborn dog ever, he wont listen to anyone but me. On this particular day he was helping me clean the garage.

[drksolest]

beagles...i love them

[Dattebayo]

My cat is trying to eat the paper coming out of the printer now and the camera is dead, ugh. This is so hilarious.

[numbnuts240]

introducing, the greatest wrassling opponent evarrrr!!!!!!!!!!



he's also my house's employee of the month as the head "animal eradication technician" lol

[Marenta]

I love animals, almost too much.. I had to stop volunteering at the ASPCA (http://www.peninsulaspca.com/) because I just couldn't take being around all the animals all the time, seeing them need a home and knowing that I couldn't provide one for them.

Bleh, I'm a softy.

[Marenta]

omg!

please somebody wake up i have forsworn punctuation and grammar because I am desperate... DESPERATE I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!

[Dattebayo]

I'm awake. But what do you think about my kittah?

I'm waiting on a phone interview from Miami FL

[Marenta]

I <3 his little black nose. He's 25 lbs.. I bet he's a joy to pick up.. and a hernia.

[Dattebayo]

He's 25 lbs.. I bet he's a joy to pick up.. and a hernia.

He's a lifter, just like his owner.

Seriously, I hope if/when I move to Miami the apt I rent from won't think he's a dog.

[Marenta]

Why in heaven's name are you going to Miami?

I hate Miami.. I hate all of that area, well, no I take that back.. Hialeah Gardens, Miami Springs, and Coral Springs are all decent.. but, I don't like how speaking English is a commodity in Miami, and an advertising point to boot.

But, on the feline point.. my parents used to have a cat named Red (Dissy) and he got up to 32 lbs. He was a red tabby, paws about 1.5 inches in diameter. Huge cat.

[Dattebayo]

Why in heaven's name are you going to Miami?

I just got off the phone with a prospective employer offering to let me live ANYWHERE and shuttle me in for work every week around the country to wherever the company is installing it's crazy technology.

My buddy owns a place in the whitey section of Coconut grove and I hate DC winters. Also, free air travel to different cities, comped hotel, a 35K salary with much room for improvement, free rental cars, a corporate card for expenses and a $100 a day per diem ain't bad!

But, on the feline point.. my parents used to have a cat named Red (Dissy) and he got up to 32 lbs. He was a red tabby, paws about 1.5 inches in diameter. Huge cat.

Whoa! I bet he ruled the house with iron claws! As it is now, my cat eats waaay too much. Twice a day is more than enough for a house cat...

[Marenta]

Well, I hope you've visited that area, because the truth of the matter is that it's a little hard to get used to. But, I wish you luck with that.

If these rounds of jobs don't pan out this time, I'm just going to go back to school and further my stupid education.

[Dattebayo]

Well, I hope you've visited that area, because the truth of the matter is that it's a little hard to get used to. But, I wish you luck with that.

I'm not quite sure what you mean... Miami is a good place for a drunk like me I think.

[Marenta]

Are you a drunk that can speak a form of Spanish and have a particular desire to have vendors sell their wares (normally flowers, drinks, and food) at every intersection you come to?

If so, then Miami is the place for you!

[Dattebayo]

Are you a drunk that can speak a form of Spanish and have a particular desire to have vendors sell their wares (normally flowers, drinks, and food) at every intersection you come to?

You just described alot of DC

[EZcheese15]

Are you a drunk that can speak a form of Spanish and have a particular desire to have vendors sell their wares (normally flowers, drinks, and food) at every intersection you come to?

If so, then Miami is the place for you!

I'm with you on Miami. Definitely not one of my favorite cities. It's easier to get around in South America without knowing Spanish than it is in Miami. Earlier this year, I read that Spanish officially is the predominate language in Miami, with more people who speak Spanish-only, than English.

That, and it's always 110 degrees with 98% humidity there. Absolutely miserable.

[Dittoz7]

Are you a drunk that can speak a form of Spanish and have a particular desire to have vendors sell their wares (normally flowers, drinks, and food) at every intersection you come to?

If so, then Miami is the place for you!

Wrong...Hialeah Is Where You'll See That, Don't Think I've Seen It Anywhere Else.

But Srsly The Eatable Things They Sell Are Good And Cheap ~1!Mostly Fruits They Grow And Churros(sp) They Made Make.Most Fruits/Things They Sell, You'll Never Find In A Supermarket...Ever!

Sometime I Just Pass There Hoping The Light Will Turn Red.If It Doesn't, Start Making U-Turns Till It Dose.

Coconut Grove Is A Very Upscale Neighborhood.Few Blocks In Almost Any Other Direction Is .But It's Just A Cool Place to Just Back From Work And Relax.

Edit:

About The Spanish.Coconut Grove's (My Moms Boss Live There, Visited Couple Of Times.) Population Is Mostly Made Up Of Professionals White's And Hispanic's Alike.Becoming A Manager A MacDonald's Without Knowing English Is Very Possible.But Owning/Managing Companies(Most Coconut Grove's Residence) That Not Only Cater To South Florida, But The Rest Of The Country And Other Nations.English Is A Must...

Modified by Dittoz7 at 1:35 PM 9/22/2008
Modified by Dittoz7 at 1:36 PM 9/22/2008

[Marenta]

Well, I never really liked Miami, honestly. I guess I didn't like the fact I couldn't speak my own language in my own country. I did however love the food court marina in downtown. That's hot. I got to drive a nice boat when I was there..

[Dattebayo]

It is not always 98% humidity down there, in fact, it's usually alot less than DC is in the summer. Partly why I want to go there and live.

I just had the second phone interview, and It looks like ill be all over the east coast the first week of work if I get hire anyway, so it will be nice to come home to a warm climate during the winter every weekend.

[Marenta]

It is not always 98% humidity down there, in fact, it's usually alot less than DC is in the summer. Partly why I want to go there and live.

I just had the second phone interview, and It looks like ill be all over the east coast the first week of work if I get hire anyway, so it will be nice to come home to a warm climate during the winter every weekend.

So, you have the job? Have they made an offer? When will you know?

[numbnuts240]

if you land the job and make it up to ct, i have a brew of your choice with your name on it

[Dittoz7]

Temperature You Get Used To It.Coming From A Kid With A Leather Interior And No A/C.Windows Down And The Oven Feeling Goes Away In ~1-2Mins Tops.

Cause It's Cool To Go The Beach In, >65 Degree Weather.

[EZcheese15]

It is not always 98% humidity down there, in fact, it's usually alot less than DC is in the summer. Partly why I want to go there and live.

Average humidity of U.S. cities ranked from most humid to least humid, and Miami is above Washington:

http://www.weathertoday.net/we...c.php

[Encryptshun]

Hiya Folks.

Someone tell me what happened between pg 198 and now. Not time for T.S. Eliot, give me e e cummings.

[numbnuts240]

florida is waaaaay overrated

Hiya Folks.

Someone tell me what happened between pg 198 and now. Not time for T.S. Eliot, give me e e cummings.

198-now hmmmm...someone got drunk, someone else got naked. ian requested pics of us, animals were brought in, and here we are

[Dittoz7]

Average humidity of U.S. cities ranked from most humid to least humid, and Miami is above Washington:

We Got Ocean Breeze, Which Help Us In That Department.

[King Ranzo]

Hey everybody. How's your afternoon?

[Encryptshun]

198-now hmmmm...someone got drunk, someone else got naked. ian requested pics of us, animals were brought in, and here we are

so, drunk, naked, pic request, animals....

If there was a donkey-show involved, please leave that stanza out.

I think we need to change the name of this thread to "Animal House".