I LEARNED'D something today!

[Marenta]

Bart made dinner last night..

[MellowZ32]

Do you have a computer in the kitchen?if not, I believe bart said he was f**king hungry. get to it woman.

I don't think she allowed to use the computer !right Bart?

[numbnuts240]

idk what you guys are talking about, dee is the "man" in that relationship.

[Hijacker]

You try to tell her not to use a comp. She's got a real gun, all I have are ones that shoot plastic BBs.

And by making dinner, I put a Red Baron pizza in the oven.

[numbnuts240]

And by making dinner, I put a Red Baron pizza in the oven.

i'd like to make a reservation for tonight

[MellowZ32]

You try to tell her not to use a comp.

when will she learn!

[Marenta]

We're having steak, potatoes, and steamed asian medley tonight.

[numbnuts240]

and it has to be today that i have no means of transportation to get lunch

[Hijacker]

I'm grilling the steaks this time. Last time, Dee almost killed her brother and I with Montreal Seasoning

[IanS]

Why are you letting someone work on your car

And Andy rocks!

Havent you been reading along? Nissan has a lifetime warranty on seatbelts for vehicles built between 1989 and 2003. My auto belts no longer worked, so I brought it in.

They are replacing the motor and buckles, at no cost to me.

Someone else started the thread, but I took the initiative. I will be doing a full write up once I get the car back so others can follow in my footsteps.

Will Nissan fix my seatbelts for free?

[EpicNightMayor]

haha. "bishez running wild" "ho fo sho"

[MellowZ32]

Havent you been reading along? Nissan has a lifetime warranty on seatbelts for vehicles built between 1989 and 2003. My auto belts no longer worked, so I brought it in.

They are replacing the motor and buckles, at no cost to me.

Someone else started the thread, but I took the initiative. I will be doing a full write up once I get the car back so others can follow in my footsteps.

Will Nissan fix my seatbelts for free?

I gotta take mine then! quik question does anyone know if you have to take your to the CHP on a tow truck or dive it to the inspection(cuz my car was crashed and it is salvage now and need a new registration [sorry if that make little sense])

[Beancooker]

Why did the woman cross the raod???...........................

Who cares, what the hell is she doing out of the kitchen?

[Hijacker]

Havent you been reading along? Nissan has a lifetime warranty on seatbelts for vehicles built between 1989 and 2003. My auto belts no longer worked, so I brought it in.

They are replacing the motor and buckles, at no cost to me.

Someone else started the thread, but I took the initiative. I will be doing a full write up once I get the car back so others can follow in my footsteps.

Will Nissan fix my seatbelts for free?

AhhH! I can understand that

[Marenta]

How come women never seem to orgasm during sex?...............................................Who the hell cares?

[numbnuts240]

, if you don't cum by the time i do, your sol as far as i'm concerned

[IanS]

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?-----------------------------------

None, let the b**** cook in the dark.

[MellowZ32]

How are fat girls and mopeds alike?....................................They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.

POW!!!!

[Hijacker]

What do fat girls and a pallet of shingles have in common?..............................They're 95% likely to get nailed by a mexican

[MellowZ32]

wait I'm mexican!

[gwoods]

Long story short, The Subie is a lot faster than the G35. The G is gone.

Cobb accessport is good, but when that time comes, I'll get a protune.

Keep telling yourself that. Take a look at the specs of the '09. It has a little bit more "out of the box" than the older models.As it sits stock right now, it is pulling 238HP at the 4 tires (Mustang Dyno), and a lot lighter than the G.

Uh never mind. The 09 is 0-60 in 4.7 and I'm 0-60 in 5.1

Guess I can see why you made the trade!

One night at the track there was a hot WRX racing. He kicked my *** 13 something to my 14.0. His next race was a current model Vette. The Vette ran a high 12. The WRX pitted made some changes under the hood came back called out the Vette and ran a low 12 and you could hear the WRX let up at end of the track so he didn't break 12 second and have to put in a cage. I was so impressed I started shopping on autotrader when I came home from the track at 3am

Nice car.... hope your moderating a WRX forum somewhere

[DrifterXRPS13]

sucks for you one shooters...i got a full round....i just keep going like the energizer bunny!

[numbnuts240]

wait I'm mexican!

[MellowZ32]

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?.........................Nothing, she's been told twice already.

[Hijacker]

[MellowZ32]

^ are you projecting buddy? has she hit you ?

[Hijacker]

^ are you projecting buddy? has she hit you ?

She'd be striking a superior officer (soon) if she did that.

[EpicNightMayor]

Did you know that 60 percent of women are domestically abused on a daily basis?............Did you know 60 percent of woman should've just shut the f**k up.

[MellowZ32]

^

[DrifterXRPS13]

so guys, i just called the cops because their is a woman here in the room who is unresponsive, i'm kinda nervous right now