I LEARNED'D something today!

[IanS]

a shot or six of whiskey should straighten you right up

Im not a drinker, after this many years sober, a shot would probably knock me out.

[Mr1der]

f you guys, I gotta work all weekend

[Beancooker]

Why did you quit?

Because in 10 years, I spent $250k on weed. To sit and smoke a 1/4 a day was an easy task. Days that I didn't work, smoking a 1/2 wasn't hard. The last 5 years I smoked it was REALLY out of hand.

My schedule was kinda like this:

Wake up 5am, smoke...530 open up at work.6 am smokework until 8-830, take a break and smoke.Lunch at 11ish... smoke my lunchoff work at 2pm. Go straight home, and have a long smoke session.Go hang out with friends/stop at dealers house... afternoon of smoking.6pm, eat dinner, smoke dessert7-10sit around and watch TV, bong in hand almost the whole time.Go to sleep around 10, unless I passed out earlier.Wake up around midnight and take a bong rip or two.Wake up at 3ish, and take a bong rip or two.Wake up at 5am, and start the vicious circle all over.

Days off, just meant substituting smoking for working.

I quit smoking, and started to buy nice stuff, and have money to do the things that I always wanted to do but could never afford, due to my habit.

[Mr1der]

ever hang out with Eddie Bravo and Joe Rogan?

[raremotive]

Achievement Unlocked killed the mary jane.

Well done Noah.

[IanS]

f you guys, I gotta work all weekend

Me too James, me too.

[Mr1der]

I turned down going over to a girl's house tonight...

I think I'm an idiot.

or I just don't wanna lose my fingers.

[AZ89two4Tsx]

^ Was that a "Teeth" reference? I guess it wouldn't be fingers though.....

[raremotive]

^^ the girl has a history of chopping off members?

[IanS]

I turned down going over to a girl's house tonight...

I think I'm an idiot.

or I just don't wanna lose my fingers.

Chainmaille gloves?

[MinisterofDOOM]

f you guys, I gotta work all weekend

I did that last weekend. Not fun.

[raremotive]

girl has angry boyfriend?

[hachiroku781]

i work every weekend. =( i only get wednesday and thursday off. it sucks. next saturday i am off though !!

[AZ89two4Tsx]

I wish I could get a job. All the jobs around here require a food handler's license. And you have to be 16 to get one.

[MellowZ32]

I got to work sunday morning! starting at 6am

[Mr1der]

nah, it's to do with work, I don't wanna lose a finger to a saw cuz I was hip deep in some ***** and didn't sleep at all.

[numbnuts240]

I got to work sunday morning! starting at 6am

wait, i have to work sunday, oh but wait, i'll be getting paid a full 40 hours worth of work for only working 18 hours or so

[MellowZ32]

go fack yourself tita!

[93coupe]

Woot! Booked my second wedding.

[numbnuts240]

go fack yourself tita!

if i could do that, i wouldn't need becky anymore,r and i've come to like her.

Woot! Booked my second wedding.

ummm congrats, even though idk wtf you're talking about

[93coupe]

I am Reverend Ryan. Ordained online. My buddy just got engaged and asked if I would do his wedding.

[MellowZ32]

why do people feel the need to get married?!

[numbnuts240]

I am Reverend Ryan. Ordained online. My buddy just got engaged and asked if I would do his wedding.

i am so hiring you for my wedding, whenever it may be.

why do people feel the need to get married?!

so that when becky cheats on me, i get to own half of her s***.

[MellowZ32]

so that when becky cheats on me, i get to own half of her s***.

what if it's the other way around?

[numbnuts240]

i just won't get caught

becky, i'm just kidding baby, i'd never fool around on you

[MellowZ32]

i just won't get caught

that's what we all say, next thing you know Chris Hansen is asking you to take a sit!

[93coupe]

i am so hiring you for my wedding, whenever it may be.

Any Nico members get free wedding services

i just won't get caught

becky, i'm just kidding baby, i'd never fool around on you

[numbnuts240]

that's what we all say, next thing you know Chris Hansen is asking you to take a sit!

f**k chris hansen. he's an easy fix, just card before you stick it in.

Any Nico members get free wedding services

saweeeet. hear that becky, we get married for frizee

[93coupe]

I am pretty sure you will have to pay for renting a place, cake, invitations, tuxedos, that whole thing... I am only a minister, not a baker/taylor/invitation maker person.

[MellowZ32]

how about same sex couples?