I LEARNED'D something today!

[MinisterofDOOM]

Morning everyone. I'm effing TIRED. It hit me like a wall about 20 minutes ago. Wow...my brain has gone into hibernate mode. Weeeeeeeeeeee.

It took me several read-throughs of that "angles" pic for me to realize it doesn't say "angels." Makes MUCH more sense now.

[EpicNightMayor]

In response to numbnuts's "ANGLES" picture:





She pretty much has one pose.

[krimsonviper]

Hot damn. I need to get my muscle tone back before I head in. When are you enlisting? I was just at MEPS to take my officer qual test (which I aced) and my physical. I weighed in at 177, and the max for my height was 190, so I'm good to add on some extra muscle.

Well I only talked to a recruiter. It's not even a sure thing because of my crooked spine(scoliosis), so I haven't even bothered with the tests and what not.

I'm waiting to drop to 180 before I go in for the exams. My weight right now is 195, max weight for my height is 180

[Hijacker]

Also, do you guys have an idea of what your AFSC is going to be? I would do some research on the available jobs out there and be adamant about them when you go into the recruiter. You're gonna get shuffled around, but if you can do everything in your power to secure a decent position, you'll like life a little more.

[Marenta]

Mornin' MoD..

And, Bart is in NO way inadequate.. I can post up pictures if you like..

[MinisterofDOOM]

EDIT:

Here's teh weight regs on military about.com

http://usmilitary.about.com/od...t.htm

D'oh. I'm about 10 lb under minimum regulation weight.

[Hijacker]

Time for teh_work out. BBL

[krimsonviper]

That's an old pic. She could have exploded by now.

wait, so in an effort to not be ghey, you've been spitting. so are you saying that you wanted to swallow this whole time but didn't so you could remain straight?

No. I kissed so that the bartender would give me a blow job and a drink.

Fuuck. I just found out I am ghey.

[numbnuts240]

And, Bart is in NO way inadequate.. I can post up pictures if you like..

i'll just take your word for it.

sup mod

this pic sealed the deal for me. i'll pass.

[krimsonviper]

Also, do you guys have an idea of what your AFSC is going to be? I would do some research on the available jobs out there and be adamant about them when you go into the recruiter. You're gonna get shuffled around, but if you can do everything in your power to secure a decent position, you'll like life a little more.

I'm trying to get into some sort of dental program. Preferably dental hygienist.

[EpicNightMayor]

Well I only talked to a recruiter. It's not even a sure thing because of my crooked spine(scoliosis), so I haven't even bothered with the tests and what not.

I'm waiting to drop to 180 before I go in for the exams. My weight right now is 195, max weight for my height is 180

My scoliosis will probably set me back a bit. Oh yeah, and so will the almost 100 pounds the I have to lose.

[xweav32]

D'oh. I'm about 10 lb under minimum regulation weight.

haha im an inch too short and 4 pounds too light

[krimsonviper]

My scoliosis will probably set me back a bit. Oh yeah, and so will the almost 100 pounds the I have to lose.

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Good luck with the weight man. Seriously. Not trying to be sarcastic or anything. It was hard loosing the 25lbs I had.

[EpicNightMayor]

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Good luck with the weight man. Seriously. Not trying to be sarcastic or anything. It was hard loosing the 25lbs I had.

Yeah, I've been on a lowcarb diet for almost the past month, running like 10 miles a week. It seems to be working pretty well, but I don't think I'll be down to the weight that I need to be by this october which is when I wanted to go in.

[krimsonviper]

Oh yeah, the scoliosis thing. They said it doesn't necessarily D.Q. you. It depends upon the doctors and your pain tolerance.

[krimsonviper]

Yeah, I've been on a lowcarb diet for almost the past month, running like 10 miles a week. It seems to be working pretty well, but I don't think I'll be down to the weight that I need to be by this october which is when I wanted to go in.

I've heard that you should only run, at most, 2 miles a day. Combine it with weight lifting(small weights) and you should get the best results.

But with the weight lifting, it's probably what slowed my weight loss.

It's a win/lose situation.

[EpicNightMayor]

I have quite the pain tolerance. I get shin splints everytime I f**king walk anywhere, I don't let it get to me, it pushes me to get done what I need to do faster.

If I do get in, and that's a BIG "IF" I hope to god I get stationed in Japan after basic and tech.

[EpicNightMayor]

I mean, I'm sure if you weigh 200 from muscle and not 200 from fat they'll definitely take you man.

[krimsonviper]

I dunno man. Muscle could hinder your performance just as well. They want a mixture of both to get the best performance.

Overweight individuals has doubled from '98-'08 in the military.

[EpicNightMayor]

Yeah I guess you're right.where the eff did all the other learned'dheads go?

[krimsonviper]

You scared them away with that female you posted.

[EpicNightMayor]

You scared them away with that female you posted.

LUL YOU GAIZ THOUGHT SHE WAS A FEMALE?!

jk, she is. I went to high school last year with her.

you guys can come back now:

[krimsonviper]

I'm still here.

I've always been here.

I'll always be here.

Love,Krimson Viper

[EpicNightMayor]

I'm still here.

I've always been here.

I'll always be here.

Love,Krimson Viper

I'll always be here too. Until I leave.

[frapjap]

Mornin' guys.

Ended up being late because the broke a** state of Massachusettes decided they needed my money.

Seriously, I got pulled over for 5mph over the posted limit- going WITH THE FLOW OF TRAFFIC. When the lights went on, I moved over thinking it couldn't possibly be me that he wanted. He moved over, too. I moved over again. So did he. SERIOUSLY?!

I didn't even get a chance to say a word. It was "license and registration" (all matter of factly). He walked away, then remembered to tell me what he wanted, turned around and came back and goes, "oh yeah, you're being stopped for speeding." and walked away again to process me.

I believe he pulled me because I still have Florida plates and I might not show up to court.

Granted, I do speed on this highway everyday at 5over, sometimes 10 if its 4:30am in the morning, so I guess its a small price to pay for use of it every day. Ticket is $100. Officer said he verified my speed on "clocked" "posted" (whatever that is), and "radar." Though, I don't know of many radars that shoot backwards out of a moving partol car.

I'm tempted to fight it, but a wasted vacation day for $100 is hardly worth it. This is my first ticket since 2003!!!!

[Dattebayo]

Holy crap. That blows. I have MA license plates on my rental, lol. I hope I don't get pulled over for stupid sh*t like that...

[Mr1der]

I feel like **** this morning.

thus, I'm not at work.

[EpicNightMayor]

Though, I don't know of many radars that shoot backwards out of a moving patrol car

They have them now.

Morning guy, Sorry you feel like **** Rider, and frap, i'd fight it if i had nothing better to do, but since you don't. just pay it i guess.

[MinisterofDOOM]

East coast driving blows. 5 over wouldn't even get noticed here...even if it wasn't with the flow of traffic.

[marlin29311]

Morning everyone!