I LEARNED'D something today!

[Marenta]

BTW, Becky, welcome to the postwhore thread.. enjoy your stay!

[nissangirl74]

I will....Thanks!

[nissangirl74]

I pay 11 grand in tuition, work my *** off for minimum wage, pay some 4 grand in taxes and i only get back 300 bucks...

man, who in the hell did your taxes? That doesn't sound right...at all!?!?!?!

[ADDirishboy]

Famous last words.... just before the boys in blue flip on their lights and pull you over

Yea, I've never been known to give good advice. I'm kinda a bad influence

But Becky already knows that

[nissangirl74]

You just think you are. i know what you are up to

[ADDirishboy]

i know what you are up to

Pun intended?

[nissangirl74]

absotively

[ADDirishboy]

Dirty!

But that's k, dirty works for me.

[AZ89two4Tsx]

[SEV6]

You just think you are. i know what you are up to

Dirty!

But that's k, dirty works for me.

[nissangirl74]

Pshew! thank goodness. i was afraid i might offend someone...

[ADDirishboy]

Don't be scared. I don't bite.....hard.

Well, ok. I might.

[IanS]

absotively

Wow, you are better fit for this varied gathering of freaks and weirdos then I would have thought.

You may feel happy that I have been added to my Nico buddy list. You are now officially a LEARNED'D crew member.

Its nice to have a greater female contribution in here. Most of the time its a huge sausage fest. Our only other female crew members are Tina and Dee.

[ADDirishboy]

And Dee usually denies the fact that she's a woman.

This thread is unusually ghey though. Speaking of ghey, where's jay?

[nissangirl74]

Wow, you are better fit for this varied gathering of freaks and weirdos then I would have thought.

You may feel happy that I have been added to my Nico buddy list. You are now officially a LEARNED'D crew member.

Its nice to have a greater female contribution in here. Most of the time its a huge sausage fest. Our only other female crew members are Tina and Dee.

Thanks for adding me on! Dee sent me a welcome too, so I guess I'm official now. I hope to meet Tina too, but it seems like she is usually on here when I'm not.

[ADDirishboy]

Tina comes and goes randomly now. I think she said she was gonna be on more though. She was busy with lot's of stuff IIRC

[nissangirl74]

I know all about the "busy" part. i work two jobs and raise a teenager. the only reason i can be on here so much is because she helps me get things done and typically goes to bed early.

[Marenta]

I am a man, damnit!

When will you all get this?

Didn't you guys know that Bart and I are gay lovers?

Psha, you all know nutzing!

[frapjap]

you snore. shut up.

[SEV6]

Hogan's Hero's!!!!!!I used to watch that show every night on tv land coming up.

[ADDirishboy]

I have pictures that say differently. Unless you just have some very large man boobs.

[IanS]

I am a man, damnit!

When will you all get this?

Didn't you guys know that Bart and I are gay lovers?

Psha, you all know nutzing!

Yep, uh huh.

Your love of breasts aside, you are of the feminine race, (Ive seen pictures) and I hope for Bart's sake it stays that way.

I know all about the "busy" part. i work two jobs and raise a teenager. the only reason i can be on here so much is because she helps me get things done and typically goes to bed early.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.

You placed the words, helps, goes to bed early, and teenager in the same paragraph. I must know of your magic.

Please explain.

How old is your daughter anyway.

I can only put my wife off kids so much longer, there is very good chance there will be at least one copy of me terrorizing MN in the next few years, and Im looking for all the advice I can get.

[IanS]

Hey Ray, haven't seen you in a while.

[Dittoz7]

Original Content Incoming!



Oops Wrong One...

[ADDirishboy]

I can only put my wife off kids so much longer, there is very good chance there will be at least one copy of me terrorizing MN in the next few years, and Im looking for all the advice I can get.

I feel bad for the people who are gonna have to put up with my kids. Mainly my wife. One of me is bad enough. But 2? 3? 4 maybe? Your just asking for trouble.

[nissangirl74]

2 secrets: you have to raise them right and you have to be careful who you let help care for them. Everyone has to be on the same page as far as what is right, wrong, and what warrants punishment. I raised my daughter to know that whenever i said something, I meant what I said. I never had to threaten her with punishment, time outs, nothing like that. There was just a certain way of doing things and there was no discussion. She's 13. She and i have been on our own for about 3 years now. I told her that there was just the two of us now and if we wanted something done, we had to do it ourselves. She knows how to do a lot of things most thirteen year olds don't. I want her to be able to take care of herself and not be dependent on someone else to take care of her. The prospect of having kids may seem scary, but i can honestly say, there is no greater love in this world than the love you have for your child. Go for it!

[IanS]

I feel bad for the people who are gonna have to put up with my kids. Mainly my wife. One of me is bad enough. But 2? 3? 4 maybe? Your just asking for trouble.

My wife and I decided on 2 insane reproductions only, then I get the snip snip.

[frapjap]

Hey Ray, haven't seen you in a while.

Hola and adios! Work's been keeping me away. That, and I've been mad sick all week and Nyquil'd myself out ~8pm since Monday. Helluva drug, never used it before. Very effective.

Anyway, I was working on my "members I'd like to meet" list when I accidentally destroyed the reply box. You were among them. Afterwards I realized that you were also encompassed in the learned' crew. Not that it matters now.

Since we're on the topic of kids- eff that. You've gotta be one hell of a woman (yes, woman) to convince me to have offspring- especially if they're not my own (I'd rather adopt a kid who NEEDS it rather than introducing more life to this overwhelmed planet). I'm This [-] close to jerking off in a few test tube bottles, storing them at some cryogenic bank (and paying a yearly fee in the slight chance a chick can convince me to have a kid) and then snipping my tubes. This world's bad enough and its only getting worse. I'm not raising a kid in this s***.

[nissangirl74]

I'd definitely store some stuff if you are serious sbout geting snipped, especially considering how young you are. Things do suck right now but i can't imagine my life without my daughter in it. She is my world.

[IanS]

2 secrets: you have to raise them right and you have to be careful who you let help care for them. Everyone has to be on the same page as far as what is right, wrong, and what warrants punishment. I raised my daughter to know that whenever i said something, I meant what I said. I never had to threaten her with punishment, time outs, nothing like that. There was just a certain way of doing things and there was no discussion. She's 13. She and i have been on our own for about 3 years now. I told her that there was just the two of us now and if we wanted something done, we had to do it ourselves. She knows how to do a lot of things most thirteen year olds don't. I want her to be able to take care of herself and not be dependent on someone else to take care of her. The prospect of having kids may seem scary, but i can honestly say, there is no greater love in this world than the love you have for your child. Go for it!

So where does the hokus pokus come into play?

Seriously though, its funny that you gave that exact advice, as I blame the same lack of that parenting style for many of the problems we have today. Go check out the DTV thread in general, we were having a decent discusion, and as you can see I agree with you 100%.

Having kids doesn't scare me. Me having kids should scare everyone else, but that is neither here nor there. I love kids, which I can credit partially to the fact that kids love me. I want more than anything else to pass on what I know and what I love (cars). To me a child is just the next great project, someone to shape, tune, and build into someone worth knowing.

Since we're on the topic of kids- eff that. You've gotta be one hell of a woman (yes, woman) to convince me to have offspring- especially if they're not my own (I'd rather adopt a kid who NEEDS it rather than introducing more life to this overwhelmed planet). I'm This [-] close to jerking off in a few test tube bottles, storing them at some cryogenic bank (and paying a yearly fee in the slight chance a chick can convince me to have a kid) and then snipping my tubes. This world's bad enough and its only getting worse. I'm not raising a kid in this s***.

This thought has crossed my mind, but Im a doer. If I just sit back, Im doing nothing to change the rapidly degrading culture of this world. By choosing to effectively teach a child whats right and wrong, I can theoretically make a difference in the way things are to become.