I LEARNED'D something today!

[numbnuts240]

[MellowZ32]

morning!

[numbnuts240]

sup jay.

[MellowZ32]

I just realized that if I was a woman I'd a total lesbo!

[ADDirishboy]

Morning gais!

So I freaking rocked my test yesterday with a 94%. Highest grade in the class. Over half the class failed. Dumb screwers. So as celebration for raping my first EMT class, I got piss screwing drunk last night. Don't even remember what happened. Though I was informed this morning via text that I was naked most of the night...

[MellowZ32]

Morning gais!

So I freaking rocked my test yesterday with a 94%. Highest grade in the class. Over half the class failed.

blowing the instructor does not count, you cheater!

Don't even remember what happened. Though I was informed this morning via text that I was naked most of the night...

this what happened!:

[ADDirishboy]

blowing the instruvtor does not count you cheater!

I didn't blow her. Just bent her over for a couple hours

[snwbrdr435]

^hahaha good to see that in use

I still demand pics of said instructor!

[numbnuts240]

Morning gais!

So I freaking rocked my test yesterday with a 94%. Highest grade in the class. Over half the class failed. Dumb screwers. So as celebration for raping my first EMT class, I got piss screwing drunk last night. Don't even remember what happened. Though I was informed this morning via text that I was naked most of the night...

congrats dude. keep your shirt on next time.

I didn't blow her. Just bent her over for a couple hours

your teacher played leap frog with you? now that's just weird

[ADDirishboy]

It's difficult to get discreet pics in a classroom. I'll try next time she is there though so we can all bask in beautiful boobage.

[ADDirishboy]

congrats dude. keep your shirt on next time.

But I don't like to wear shirts! Or pants, apparently...

Edit: WOOT! 3000 Posts!!

[MellowZ32]

It's difficult to get discreet pics in a classroom. I'll try next time she is there though so we can all bask in beautiful boobage.

is she blond?

[numbnuts240]

But I don't like to wear shirts! Or pants, apparently...

hence the calvin avatar.

[ADDirishboy]

Nope. Brunette. I like dark hair better than blonde. And depending on the girl, red hair beats brown. But there are very few cases like that.

[MellowZ32]

Nope. Brunette. I like dark hair better than blonde. And depending on the girl, red hair beats brown. But there are very few cases like that.

nice!I like brunettes and redheads too not really into blonds.

[ADDirishboy]

Yea me neither. They are way overrated. I mean, there are blondes that I find very sexy, but I would rather have a short brunette girl over a blonde any day.

[ADDirishboy]

hence the calvin avatar.

[numbnuts240]

Yea me neither. They are way overrated. I mean, there are blondes that I find very sexy, but I would rather have a short brunette girl over a blonde any day.

preach on brother.

[MellowZ32]

I love petite chicks cuz they put up less of a fight!

[ADDirishboy]

I love petite chicks cuz they put up less of a fight!

That too. I have just always been more attracted to small girls. My last 4 gf's have all been 5'1"-5'3". They are just more fun. It's nice to have a tiny girl that weighs barely anything on top of you. Plus, being that small they make my penor look bigger

[MellowZ32]

and they have smaller hands!

[numbnuts240]

Plus, being that small they make my penor look bigger

in that case, may i suggest midgets

i can't stand to see bones. no overly pronounced rib cages, def no bony hips. just the right amount of meat and must be smaller than me so that i can toss them around the room

[ADDirishboy]

Oh exactly. Not bony. I hate that. It's weird. Makes me feel like I'm screwing a freaking anorexic.

[MellowZ32]

so Faizan is shorter than you?

[marlin29311]

That too. I have just always been more attracted to small girls. My last 4 gf's have all been 5'1"-5'3". They are just more fun. It's nice to have a tiny girl that weighs barely anything on top of you. Plus, being that small they make my penor look bigger

Lol everyone always thinks its funny that I'm 6'1'' and my girlfriend is 5' 2'' ish....it's a sizeable gap lol.

[ADDirishboy]

Lol everyone always thinks its funny that I'm 6'1'' and my girlfriend is 5' 2'' ish....it's a sizeable gap lol.

It's the same with my gf. I'm 5'11"ish and she is just barely 5'2". I love it

[numbnuts240]

so Faizan is shorter than you?

i'm only 5'-6" on a good day

[MellowZ32]

and I thought I was short!

[ADDirishboy]

and I thought I was short!

You are short. Just not in height....

[numbnuts240]

i thought i was average

it's cool though, i enjoy my height. funny thing is, i'm the tallest in my immediate family