I LEARNED'D something today!

[numbnuts240]

no, but they are in the browser cache so i just have to type three letters in the address bar and BAM, instant p0rn.

[Murdered_T]

sweet. I set firefox to automatically clear when I close.

[Murdered_T]

where has tina been, I need my daily dose of asian.

[numbnuts240]

mine does too, but it gets closed only when someone else uses my comp or i have to reboot after a software update. surprisingly, my laptop is going on 6 years now and it's still kicking

[Murdered_T]

mine last a year tops.

[numbnuts240]

where has tina been, I need my daily dose of asian.

lol

mine last a year tops.

and you talk about me and my p0rn obsession

[Murdered_T]

lawl. its mostly from downloading pirate copies of Adobe stuff. I think I have about 10 grand of pirated crap on my laptop.

EDIT: sike I mean no I am a law abiding citizen

[numbnuts240]

i haven't even downloaded music in at least a year now. hell i can't even remember the last cd i bought.

[Murdered_T]

hmm off the top of my head I have

All CS3PhotoshopElementsFlashBridgeall QuickenAll Digital DJ software3 different downloading platforms.1 billion different viruses.

[numbnuts240]

hmm off the top of my head I have

All CS3PhotoshopElementsFlashBridgeall QuickenAll Digital DJ software3 different downloading platforms.1 billion different viruses.

i only run itunes, firefox, and yeah that's about it lol. hell i only have three shortcuts on my desktop and one in my quick launch.

[Murdered_T]

hahah I can't even see my desktop. it looks like that desktop in the IT video, you know the one where the shortcuts are shaped like a peni5

[numbnuts240]

i don't even want to know why your icons are arranged in the shape of a pen15, oh wait, i already know why. two of my old room mates from college made a bet once. when one lost he had to allow the other one to pick a new background pic for him and had to keep it for a week. we made him a custom one, a nice collage of d!ck, it was hilarious. his room was next to mine and you could hear him sigh every time he opened his laptop

[Murdered_T]

i seriously lol'd

I wanna make that bacon thing. it looks really really good.

[numbnuts240]

that's what i'm saying. i think i'll make on sunday, but i'm rolling up some cheese in that bad boy.

[Murdered_T]

cheese and jalapenoes

[MellowZ32]

I believe it's spelled "Jalapeño" so it is 5:15 and I'm still awake!

[numbnuts240]

yes, the grocery store sometimes has cheese and garlic sausage. if they have it, i'll use that, if not, i'll buy it all separate and mix it up myself.

[krimsonviper]

so it is 5:15 and I'm still awake!

HA! Sucks for you!

[numbnuts240]

yeah, why are you awake?

[MellowZ32]

I have no idea! crack?

[MinisterofDOOM]

It's whack!

So is soap.

This is going to be taken COMPLETELY the wrong way in this thread, but:

I accidentally got soap in my mouth yesterday (washing my face). Tried to rinse it out fast, but failed. I've had soapy taste and burning in my throat since yesterday. It's driving me crazy. I'm going to go home and rinse with some vodka. Vodka rocks for getting rid of bad tastes. That horrible "bittering agent" used to keep darwin award potentials from inhaling canned air? No match for vodka.

[numbnuts240]

"i'm on mother f*** crack yo"

[drksolest]

Morning... cracked me up this morning

[Murdered_T]

side note, so many milfs are chatty with me here. its awsome.

[numbnuts240]

how did you get soap in your mouth? letting that potty mouth of yours run amok again?

[numbnuts240]

side note, so many milfs are chatty with me here. its awsome.

it's because they all have fantasies about you taking them in the showers before they go back home to their hubbies. i know i do.

morning tina.

[krimsonviper]

That horrible "bittering agent" used to keep darwin award potentials from inhaling canned air?

Oh man, canned air does taste nasty. The manager at work uses it daily on her keyboard, and I sometimes forget to wash my hands before I eat my sandwich and it's all over my sandwich! It's horrible!

[numbnuts240]

contaminates on your sammich ftmfl.

[MinisterofDOOM]

I was washing my face. With soap. And I breathed in and some soap decided to go for a ride. Tasted horrible. STILL tastes horrible.

The potty mouth is running amok, yes.

Oh man, canned air does taste nasty. The manager at work uses it daily on her keyboard, and I sometimes forget to wash my hands before I eat my sandwich and it's all over my sandwich! It's horrible!

Sounds like a good excuse to keep a bottle of vodka in your desk!

[krimsonviper]

Hells mf yeah it is. I feel like chokin' a bi7ch for it, but then I realize I'm not suppose to be in here.