I LEARNED'D something today!

[snwbrdr435]

Later james

Work tomorrow is going to suck. But riding tomorrow night should be sweet.

[Mr1der]

I already took a wicked dump.

Anyone who has ever been on a weight gainer knows of the atrocities that come out of your bum.

rofl, wouldn't know

I gained my weight the old fashion way.

they DO however sell the flush kits in health food stores...might be good for a weekend of toilet hell.

[ADDirishboy]

Never taken one of those system flush things. Sounds like you could melt the paint off the walls with that stuff.

[snwbrdr435]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/200...venge

[Dattebayo]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/200...venge

Whoa! Conspiracy charges and kidnapping!

Cold can also be used as an arousal tool tho. Gee, I'm cold... I HOPE NO ONE NOTICES!!!! <<

[snwbrdr435]

You use cold as an arousal tool?

[Dattebayo]

1. throw chick outside2. see hard nipples3. ???4. AHHHHHHHHH

[snwbrdr435]

I thought you meant for the other sex, that has a walnut shell like affect.

[ADDirishboy]

I thought you meant for the other sex, that has a walnut shell like affect.

Not necessarily true. Ever gotten head and had the girl drink a slurpee before? That shiz feels facking amazing!

[snwbrdr435]

[King Ranzo]

I noticed that I have not been on here for over 9000 days so I decided to drop in and say hai.

[Dattebayo]

Ever gotten head and had the girl drink a slurpee before? That shiz feels facking amazing!

Tell her to put an ice cube in each cheek and try again. That's the way the professionals do it!

[Dittoz7]

Brain Freeze!

[King Ranzo]

Why do I always pop in during the weird conversations about bj's with ice?

[ADDirishboy]

I noticed that I have not been on here for over 9000 days so I decided to drop in and say hai.

What's up gir!

Tell her to put an ice cube in each cheek and try again. That's the way the professionals do it!

I'll be trying that next weekend. Thanks for the tip!

[Dittoz7]

I noticed that I have not been on here for over 9000 days so I decided to drop in and say hai.

Dude You Missed Countyline...

[ishkabibble]

I finished tonight and will be heading back to home sweet home, DC... Well I think it's nice.

G-burg is not DC.

Unfortunately, I learned that the hard way.

[King Ranzo]

Dude You Missed Countyline...

I was never contacted...ehh..whatever...hopefully by the next time you head over there for a photo shoot, my car will be painted...that way Sophia will have her first photo shoot with a sexy new paint job.

[King Ranzo]

What's up gir!

Not much. Apparently, I've been gone so long that all of you have gotten new avatars and started talking wildly about masturbatlon, fleshlights, and icy blowjobs.

[King Ranzo]

Apparently, I've been gone so long that all of you have gotten new avatars and started talking wildly about masturbatlon, fleshlights, and icy blowjobs.

Somebody, quick, put this in your sig! It will make me feel popular.

[Dattebayo]

G-burg is not DC.

Unfortunately, I learned that the hard way.

I don't live in Gaithersburg, Hash does!

I live in Chevy Chase, which is, as you said not in DC. But the DC line is only a few thousand feet away, so I don't pull hairs over it.

[ishkabibble]

Oh! Then, you are an honorary member of DC proper. I'm sure that award means a lot to you.

You used to work in G-burg, then. Or something. I don't know, I'm old, my brain don't work so good.

[King Ranzo]

I must be leavinz nao. I iz tired and I haz school tomorrow. I'll prolly be on again tomorrow at around the same time. Peace out everybody!

[Dattebayo]

Oh! Then, you are an honorary member of DC proper. I'm sure that award means a lot to you.

You used to work in G-burg, then. Or something. I don't know, I'm old, my brain don't work so good.

ROFL

Yes, I did. It was a boring job that ended up in being released over being late three times and blamed on "the economy"...

But now, I spend all my time in all the states east of the Mississippi and a few west...

Living in/very close to DC at least means you don't need to worry about having a car all the time.

[xekushnr]

When are you coming to Michigan and having some beers with me?

[Dattebayo]

When I get a job out there. Maybe sometime in spring? I do have to go to Wisconsin in April...

[0110001111]

lmao

[Marenta]

lmao

GTFO or post something contributing to the conversation.. like bewbs..

Like.. I like this one..

[ADDirishboy]

Is she a contortionist? that looks painful...

[Dittoz7]

That's Just Nasty....