I LEARNED'D something today!

[MellowZ32]

[PEZi]

[numbnuts240]

[Ar878]

hay guyz

[MellowZ32]

well Im off to buy my burger!

[numbnuts240]

*i'm so glad that pic exists, that's my favorite movie quote

[IanS]

*i'm so glad that pic exists, that's my favorite movie quote

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, Prepare To Die.

I love that movie, its one of my favorites, I think I will watch it tonight.

Evening boys, how goes it?

[frapjap]

it goes. I'm getting ready to watch the return of KARR commercial free with my DVARRRRRRRRRR

[Mr1der]

I saw the Princess Bride in a theater not long ago.

and some dumb ***** thought it'd be cool to to quote the entire movie. LOUDLY.

btw, my day kinda sucked

had an accident at work in which I dropped a full spray gun can of contact cement where it bounced out of the car and on top of my head.

I now have a very short mohawk.

and no more glue in my hair.

[IanS]

I saw the Princess Bride in a theater not long ago.

and some dumb ***** thought it'd be cool to to quote the entire movie. LOUDLY.

btw, my day kinda sucked

had an accident at work in which I dropped a full spray gun can of contact cement where it bounced out of the car and on top of my head.

Ouch, that sounds rather unpleasant.

I now have a very short mohawk.

and no more glue in my hair.

I demand pictures... Now

[Dattebayo]

Man. The college kids around here sure are snooty. Flagler business center FTL.

[IanS]

Man. The college kids around here sure are snooty. Flagler business center FTL.

I smell a funny story, continue.

James, Im still waiting on those pictures.

[PEZi]

yeh most the kids i go to school with are pretty snooty..... would love to c*nt punch them all... its cause mommy and daddy pay for everything and none of them have ever had to do anything for themselves

one of my roommates is this way... a $35,000 bmw 325i... rep bbs rims... kw coils... etc and my truck still can beat it around track

[Dattebayo]

I began my day at 9AM, no breakfast, no shave, no clean clothes. I went downstairs and printed out some documents and stuff for management to sign. I log into the internet and notice the IP address is wrong on my laptop.

I check the server room and have to visually check 120 some wires to see which one is out of place. This takes me 4 hours longer than I had to be at this property. After I finally find the issue, I go to the head manager and get him to sign off on the job completion and he asks me to explain the whole computer interface to him right then. I just about had a throat spasm including words that you usually can't say in front of the big boss. I did hold out tho, somehow and got through the whole tedious thing.

I then drove from Hampton VA down to Chapel Hill, NC this evening.

On the way, I stopped into WalMart to sell my soul to the Chinese a little and trim my out-of-control beard a little in their sink. This particular WalMart had a large plastic sink-like thing that pees three streams of water on your hand when you put your crotch in front of it.

I finished getting weird looks from the customers as I trimmed a full month's worth of growth and washed it down the great silver orifice. Then I bought a camera.

Next, I get along on the freeway south to Newport News and through toward I-95. About the time I get to Suffolk, I get a call from my boss. He tells me that the Carolina Inn has sold out of rooms and I will have to book over in the "Rizzo Center" on the other end of town instead. I wanted to make a Jerky Boys joke, but held it in cause I don't know the guy too well.

I am driving a gigantic Chrysler 300C and the center line seems impossible to find on this car for some reason, this causes me to jerk from side to side when at speeds over 80mph, and did I mention I hate driving long distance?

About 3 minutes later, I get a call from Gil, the maintenance engineer of the Carolina Inn. He swears to me that I will most likely have a room ready at the inn when I arrive around 9PM... At this point I just agree and get on my merry way.

5 minutes later, there is a huge traffic jam on US Rt. 58 where everything is at a standstill. Murphys law is now fully in effect! About 45 minutes later, we pass what was holding us up: a car got pulled over for speeding. THAT'S IT! No other reason. These screwing people, I swear.

So, we fast forward 3 BORING hours to finding the hotel. It's deep inside a maze of winding one-way streets and no left turn zones, or course. I find a sop on the entrance loop and park to run in and get my room reservation.

I roll inside this very old looking joint in a hoodie, vans and black jeans with wind-blown long hair down to the middle of my back. I approach the counter and three very hot young co-eds look me up and down like I had a visible disease. I, being the charming person that I am, stare back with a big arse smile, they leave.

Next I tell them my company name, hand them a card and ask to have my room assignment. I was then laughed at and told that of course there wouldn't be a room available tonight with the game and all...

SO I ask to see the manager and I was again snickered at because of the hour I got there. Geez, I guess I am really out of it. The south is so damn lazy!

SO I go all the way to Rizzo Center and get lost on the way, again a maze of streets and a map given to me by the hotel staff obviously drawn by a three-year old. Thanks again...

I can't find the stupid building I am rooming in because the lights in the sign are out. I check in and the restaurant closed 5 minutes ago. I go and check in and then I get a call from my boss, I accidentally cut him off while he is saying something important and get yelled at. I go out and ask if I can use the gym to work off the sheer anger I have now and I get the key. Then I get in there and two college chicks ask ME why I have to work out when they are there? I told them if they had a problem with it they could look the other way. They went to complain to the guy down front but he just laughed it off and got me a 6-pack of soda to help with the hunger pangs.

There you are, my day.

[IanS]

^^^ That sounds like one nasty evening.

Its been a while since I had a Murphy kind of night. I hope tomorrow goes better for you.

Im off to bed, Ive got to be up a 6. (its already 11 here)

[Dattebayo]

Its been a while since I had a Murphy kind of night. I hope tomorrow goes better for you.

Easy for you to say, my last name IS Murphy.

[krimsonviper]

Huh, 2 first names in your whole name...

[krimsonviper]

[tiger-SE-R]

http://www.wtnh.com/dpp/news/n..._rev1

Quote »Meriden (WTNH) - A prostitution bust leads to five arrests in Meriden.

Police raided the 2041 club, also known as Club Laura Tuesday night.

It stems from an ongoing investigation into alleged prostitution happening between workers and patrons.

Two men and three women were arrested on a number of charges. [/quote]looks like Tito will have to find a new nudie club for a while

[frapjap]

Damn! And thats the one I was supposed to go to with you guys?! DAMN!

Today's off to a good start. Went to bed early, got up early, went to work early and I just got done watching the sunrise over the bay/ocean anid the boats and trawlers.

Its going to be a good day.

[numbnuts240]

http://www.wtnh.com/dpp/news/n..._rev1

looks like Tito will have to find a new nudie club for a while

by far, the shadiest strip joint i have ever been in. i went there once, about 4 or 5 owners ago, there was no one there but myself, my friend and the strippers. we were 18, the girls shared their beer with us anyways. one was about 5 months preggo, another apologized for sitting with her legs open, giving me a full view of her haggard crotch parts. we drank their beer, had them pony up the quarters for pool, and promptly left. i chuckle every time i drive passed that hole.

[frapjap]

^ Thats an awesome story. A haggard va-jay-jay? She must have been rough for you to say so!

[numbnuts240]

you have no idea. after she apologized, i looked at her all funny and said "but you're a stripper, you're supposed to show your kitty." granted, idk anyone who would enjoy staring at hers in particular, but she shouldn't have been so weird about it. anywho, there goes my weekend blow job joint, time to find a new one

[frapjap]

haha, indeed.

I must be more of a morning person than I used to be. I think a 7am wakeup time is to bleh for me. 6 works great, 8 works great, too. But thats reserved for weekends.

I got to work mad fast today too because of having virtually no bad traffic. Still plenty of cars, just less a$$.

[numbnuts240]

i only had one tard to deal with on the parkway. i understand the posted speed limit still says 55, but the understood limit is 70ish, just ask the 20 cars who just blew past you in the right lane. now, "MOVE OVER d!ck "

[MinisterofDOOM]

Amen, man. I want a gigantic lighted sign for my roof that says "SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT!!!!" in giant reversed font so a$$ can see it glaring at them from their rearview mirrors.

Last night I was cruising along, passing a semi, to find an ancient rusty compact puttering along in my lane (left lane). I flashed my brights. His right signal came on, flashed twice, then turned off at which point he slowed down and triple-taped his brakes as though I was tailgating him. The semi had ALMOST dropped far enough behind me that I could have passed, but once the guy decided to slow down, the semi caught back up. Then, after about a minute of me being blocked in, the compact (1 occupant) suddenly veered left into the unoccupied HOV/commuter lane (across the double line you're not supposed to cross). WTF? Some people are amazingly stupid.

[marlin29311]

Amen, man. I want a gigantic lighted sign for my roof that says "SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT!!!!" in giant reversed font so a$$ can see it glaring at them from their rearview mirrors.

Last night I was cruising along, passing a semi, to find an ancient rusty compact puttering along in my lane (left lane). I flashed my brights. His right signal came on, flashed twice, then turned off at which point he slowed down and triple-taped his brakes as though I was tailgating him. The semi had ALMOST dropped far enough behind me that I could have passed, but once the guy decided to slow down, the semi caught back up. Then, after about a minute of me being blocked in, the compact (1 occupant) suddenly veered left into the unoccupied HOV/commuter lane (across the double line you're not supposed to cross). WTF? Some people are amazingly stupid.

I've had that happen, but with 2 semi's....it's not cool being boxed in by 2 semi's....

Morning peeps.

[frapjap]

^^^I love when they do the brake check in anticipation thinking that you're really close to them when in reality you're giving them plenty of time to move and have already spotted their opening in traffic, thus making it safe.

Don't you just love the annonimity of the car? People trapped in ther own little worlds where they can be complete idiots and never be harmed or insulted, void of consequence.

[numbnuts240]

I've had that happen, but with 2 semi's....it's not cool being boxed in by 2 semi's....

Morning peeps.

lol, when i used to work for u-haul, we would make these late night trips to mass to pick up a bunch of new trucks so we could make some money off of them. one one trip we loaded up a quest to full capacity. everyone but the driver jumped into 26' trucks. they didn't leave a trailer for the quest, so it had to be driven back. on the way back, one truck changed lanes in front of the quest (the driver was the husband of the woman driving the quest). all the drivers had walkie talkies, so he told me to pull up behind the quest while another rides along side it. we boxed the quest in for a good 5 miles laughing hysterically while this lady screamed at us to back off through her walkie talkie. when we made it the rest stop for food, everyone got punched in the arm lol. i gave her a lot of driving credit though, she managed to keep speed so i never had to touch my brake pedal to back off.

[DrifterXRPS13]

Morning crew!