I LEARNED'D something today!

[Mr1der]

nothing like a refreshing pint of syrup.

[numbnuts240]

i bet there isn't lol. i'd like to see it done, i'd do it, but i imagine the diner would be pretty pissed off at my drunk *** attempting it.

[Mr1der]

probably.

the waitress at the IHOP I did it at found it amusing...and got me a glass of water.

you WILL need water.

[numbnuts240]

ok, so here's my new year's story. aside from getting blasted and taking over bar tending duties, therefore getting everyone else there plastered, i was introduced to a girl. now this is my uncle's wife's niece. she got the bright idea to try and set us up at this party. so she went on and on to this girl about me, then did the same to me. i arrived fashionably late (we were at my house pre-gaming and didn't show up until a little after 10). i made my rounds saying hi to people i haven't seen in a while. we were at the bar (my father, uncles, a couple of cousins and myself) talking and drinking beer when all these women showed up to take shots. this group of estrogen infested vagina included her. now this was the first time we were seeing each other in person, needless to say, i was impressed. they took their group shot, all the while her and i were exchanging sheepish smiles. about 10 minutes later, my aunt shows up, grabs me by the hand and drags me over to meet this girl. we are officially introduced and are left to our own devices. now i'm terrible at meeting girls, don't know why, i used to be a whore in high school and college, but lately, it seems as if my mojo has been captured by dr. evil. so we engage in awkward chit chat, all the while my aunt, mother, and the rest of her family is staring at us. i tell her how bad i am at these things and make a comment about being watched, so i grab her arm and take her to the dance floor for some more private talking. we chat while we danced and i really take a liking to her. the song ended, she was summoned away, and i went back to the bar to mingle with others. not much else went on, but i did grab her number before i left. today is her b-day and i'm going to call her up in a minute, but i feel like such a douche after that night i almost don't know what to say. i hate "set-ups", nothing more awkward in the world. o apologize for the wall of text.

[Mr1der]

call he and wish her happy birthday.

then talk like a normal person.

AND DON'T EVER TYPE SOME THING THAT BIG WITHOUT BREAKING IT DOWN IN PARAGRAPHS AGAIN!

[xekushnr]

hmmm...I'm not sure on how to play that. You just met the girl, and sure its her birthday but you're not sure how she feels and it's the day after you met her. I'm sure she wont mind the phone call, but is it the right move?

[Mr1der]

hell, if it's a cell, send her a simple text.

it shows that you've thought about her but doens't really intrude.

[xekushnr]

Good point, a simple "Happy birthday" is ok and then the ball is in her court. She can continue the conversation if she wants, and if she doesnt you may want to hold off on talking to her for a little bit before you try working on her again.

[Mr1der]

let's go host loveline.

I'll handle the fatties.

[IanS]

ok, so here's my new year's story. aside from getting blasted and taking over bar tending duties, therefore getting everyone else there plastered, i was introduced to a girl. now this is my uncle's wife's niece. she got the bright idea to try and set us up at this party. so she went on and on to this girl about me, then did the same to me. i arrived fashionably late (we were at my house pre-gaming and didn't show up until a little after 10). i made my rounds saying hi to people i haven't seen in a while. we were at the bar (my father, uncles, a couple of cousins and myself) talking and drinking beer when all these women showed up to take shots. this group of estrogen infested vagina included her. now this was the first time we were seeing each other in person, needless to say, i was impressed. they took their group shot, all the while her and i were exchanging sheepish smiles. about 10 minutes later, my aunt shows up, grabs me by the hand and drags me over to meet this girl. we are officially introduced and are left to our own devices. now i'm terrible at meeting girls, don't know why, i used to be a whore in high school and college, but lately, it seems as if my mojo has been captured by dr. evil. so we engage in awkward chit chat, all the while my aunt, mother, and the rest of her family is staring at us. i tell her how bad i am at these things and make a comment about being watched, so i grab her arm and take her to the dance floor for some more private talking. we chat while we danced and i really take a liking to her. the song ended, she was summoned away, and i went back to the bar to mingle with others. not much else went on, but i did grab her number before i left. today is her b-day and i'm going to call her up in a minute, but i feel like such a douche after that night i almost don't know what to say. i hate "set-ups", nothing more awkward in the world. o apologize for the wall of text.

ENTER, PLEASE HIT ENTER

If she is cute, and has a decent personality, Id go for it. Just be careful, if you screw it up real bad, you will still have to see her every now and again, plus, if her mother is crazy, she could turn the family against you.

[frapjap]

I'll be in tomorrow ~3 maybe 4ish if thats cool with you Tito. And I'm more than half serious for a fire. I'm coming on the condition that there IS a fire. Therefor, we NEED a fire. I highly suggest you pick up some pallets or we go pick up some pallets to burn! Its going to be a big fire and drunkenness will ensue.

Hopefully that chick likes humbleness. If not, forget her. I'll supply the winning prize for the NICO syrup contest winner.

[frapjap]

Good point, a simple "Happy birthday" is ok and then the ball is in her court. She can continue the conversation if she wants, and if she doesnt you may want to hold off on talking to her for a little bit before you try working on her again.

You have to think it through man! You can't just say "Happy Birthday," she might just say "thanks." Then what? You have to engage her and express some interest or else she'll think she is an after though, you know? Say Happy B Day and ask how it is going. DUH! IMO a call is better, but I like things more personal than a wall of emotionless words on a phone.

[Ghostdrifter88]

they did just meet though. rule of thumb, wait atleast 3 days to call.i agree, a text would do great. but not just happy birthday. do as Frap said and ask her how its going.

[Mr1der]

rofl...we'll need to make an official thread before long...

you down to compete too?

[Ghostdrifter88]

what it be?

[Otto.]

Hi.

[xekushnr]

I still dunno about that. A call might not be what she wants and that will turn her off if you do. However if you just send a text and she wanted a call, shes going to be glad just to hear from you. I think subtlety is key here.

[frapjap]

they did just meet though. rule of thumb, wait atleast 3 days to call.i agree, a text would do great. but not just happy birthday. do as Frap said and ask her how its going.

Quote »I still dunno about that. A call might not be what she wants and that will turn her off if you do. However if you just send a text and she wanted a call, shes going to be glad just to hear from you. I think subtlety is key here. [/quote]3 days is WAY to long! Two days is s*** too! She'll think shes unimportant and/or forget who you are. Personally, I call the next day (usually because they won't answer or are sleeping it off or still at a friends house and I leave a quick, indiscreet message with a "HEY! It's Ray we met _____, I hope you got home alright last night, but yeah, call me back when you get a chance Take care! BYE!"

Girls like that confidence and initiative and almost always WILL call you back within that day instead of waiting 2-3days like you did the first time you called her. IMO, that wastes WAY to many days and you might even of forgotten what you liked, color of her eyes, what she was wearing, her friends names (VERY IMPORTANT!) and such. I don't like that at all. 1next day to 24 hours MAX.

Calls also > Text because the text is sooooo impersonal. If she wants to text, she'll text you back after the call. You can be just as casual in your call as you will be in a text message.

Besides, every other guy probably waits those 2-3 days or texts. What is going to make YOU stand out and get her as interested in YOU as you are in HER?

[Mr1der]

precisely.

OR...you could kill a deer and make her a buckskin jacket and sausage for a bday present.

make sure you bathe in the animal's blood and go to great erotic detail when you describe the sensation to her.

[frapjap]

precisely.

OR...you could kill a deer and make her a buckskin jacket and sausage for a bday present.

make sure you bathe in the animal's blood and go to great erotic detail when you describe the sensation to her.

You might even get to do it in the outdoors with her in your deer stand and let your juices run wild down the tree trunk with that story!

Or build THAT. Girls like old trucks with bench seats to bang on!

[Mr1der]

chicks dig meat right?

[frapjap]

They all do. They also dig wine. Most of the time.

[IanS]

precisely.

OR...you could kill a deer and make her a buckskin jacket and sausage for a bday present.

make sure you bathe in the animal's blood and go to great erotic detail when you describe the sensation to her.

Wait wait wait, are you trying to seduce me, or the girl?

[Mr1der]

you like partying?

[IanS]

you like partying?

Describe "partying".

[King Ranzo]

HAI GUISE! HOW'S IT GOIN?!

[Mr1der]

Describe "partying".

there's no way to describe my kind of partying.

[Otto.]

there's no way to describe my kind of partying.

[krimsonviper]

whuddup btches!?

[AJRK]

can't fall asleep.... yet again... you? Working?