I LEARNED'D something today!

[drksolest]

Nom nom nom nom nom!!!

Morning Official NICO Post Whore!!

fixed

[drksolest]

I've never been to a funeral. I'll count myself lucky.

I've also never been to a wedding.

really?

I hate funerals but i LOVE W3DDIN6S!!! so much fun

[numbnuts240]

funerals blow and weddings are only fun after you get hammered.

[drksolest]

Wedding drinking then after wedding lovin'... i just thought that pic was cute

[numbnuts240]

i almost died at the last wedding i went to. when it was time to toss the garter thingy, all the single guys were forced to attempt to catch it, all 3 of us (actually we were all friends of the groom that came from out of state for this thing). we looked so pathetic so all the little boys came up too, i don't think any of them were taller than my waist. so they toss this thing and it lands perfectly on top of my left shoulder. i freaked out, did the harlem shake and let the kids fight over it.

[MinisterofDOOM]

i LOVE W3DDIN6S!!

I HATE weddings. Oh sweet zombie jesus in a Ferrari I hate weddings. Horrible, terrible, evil, twisted. Abomination. WHY? Why must I sit there as ceremonial garbage goes on.

I have a lot of cousins very close to my age. They get married one after the other after the other after the other on and on and on and on and on...AAAARRRGGGGG. I hate that I'm expected to suddenly treat random new people like long-lost family members. My family, even extended family, has always been very close. Random people I don't know are not close. They're random people. I don't like random people. Being married to a relative or close friend doesn't change anything. They're still random unproven people.

I feel about weddings the same thing I feel about a lot of traditional things:Ceremony, tradition, ect. are pointless and weaken the real humanity they are intended to emulate.

[numbnuts240]

6000 finally

[drksolest]

I HATE weddings. Oh sweet zombie jesus in a Ferrari I hate weddings.

Horrible, terrible, evil, twisted. Abomination. WHY? Why must I sit there as ceremonial garbage goes on.

I have a lot of cousins very close to my age. They get married one after the other after the other after the other on and on and on and on and on...AAAARRRGGGGG. I hate that I'm expected to suddenly treat random new people like long-lost family members. My family, even extended family, has always been very close. Random people I don't know are not close. They're random people. I don't like random people. Being married to a relative or close friend doesn't change anything. They're still random unproven people.

i think they're fun

[numbnuts240]

i think they're fun

that's just because you're a drunk .........and that's the same reason i don't mind them toooo much

[drksolest]

[MinisterofDOOM]

That may enter into my view of them as well. There's no drinking at weddings in my family.

Not even drinking can save them from my hatred, though.

[xckid]

.....im hungry! some one stuff my face!

[MinisterofDOOM]

Uuuuuhhhhhhhmmmm...

I'm just going to walk away from that one.

[drksolest]

That may enter into my view of them as well. There's no drinking at weddings in my family.

Not even drinking can save them from my hatred, though.

wow lots of built up anger? well if you are ever in this state (i doubt u would be), and one of my friends gets married (my friends here pretty much all of them already are), and they have open bar (it's TN... of course they will), i'll invite you to come with me.

[drksolest]

.....im hungry! some one stuff my face!

Uuuuuhhhhhhhmmmm...

I'm just going to walk away from that one.

[MinisterofDOOM]

wow lots of built up anger?

It's not really anger. It's the kind of hate you wear with a smile. I hate a lot of stuff with a smile. It's not angry, it's...just a friendly passionate dislike. Hard to describe to people who aren't as cynical as I am. It's not red-faced, fist-pounding hate. It's "I'd rather be on fire" kind of hate.

[drksolest]

I think i understand. I love my family and love to see them. but now that when they visit they stay for WHOLE WEEKENDS... yeah about 3 hours into it i start to have the beautiful fake smile. (they r coming friday n' staying till sunday... at my place not a hotel.) it's gonna be fun

I used to have my x boyfriend as a buffer but now... i'm scared...

[numbnuts240]

i gave up with the fake smile crap. if i hate something or someone, they will be very intimate with that fact.

[DrifterXRPS13]

tito - midevil times was awesome! so many hot chics that work there...i'll post up a thread later.

and also, that sure looks like a real smile when your working me over i can has real smiles?!

[numbnuts240]

you always get the real mccoy when i smile at you

[frapjap]

Hell yes! I'm out in 15 minutes due to the impending snow!!!

My company roxorz. Maybe I'll celebrate with an Old Style when I get home.

[DrifterXRPS13]

you always get the real mccoy when i smile at you

[numbnuts240]

i'm stuck here until 4pm or my boss kicks us all out, whichever comes first.

faiz, i've been dying to go back to a medieval dinner show thingy. my parents took my sister and me many years ago during a trip to florida. but i want to go back, now i just have to find the nearest one. i know there's one in jersey, but i really don't want to have to spend time in jersey

[frapjap]

ewwwww Jersey. It really does smell funny there. For real.

[DrifterXRPS13]

Haha! jersey...have you guys seen that website, hotgirls and douchbags.com or something ilke that, i swear all those guys are from jersey!

Well if your ever out this way, i'll take you to the times and we'll have good times fondling wenches!

[frapjap]

How far out from Chicago are you? I might be in there at some point this summer.

[drksolest]

I'm bored

[frapjap]

WHASSUP?!?!?!

[frapjap]

AWWWW MAAAAAAN!

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[DrifterXRPS13]

Ray, my parents home is about 45 minutes from downtown chi but it really only takes about 30 minutes and where i live with my girl is onl y about 15 minutes from downtown

If you do wanna come out here, let me know, that would be awesome!