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drksolest wrote:WHALE.... i'm gettin' realyu to leave meow so i'll check ya tomorrow! have a good night and be caregul! k bai!
HAHA, you drunk texted me and your last word was cabl. I pronounced it cabul.

Sorry I'm at work, can't really talk on the phone. Wish I could have.


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krimsonviper wrote:
HAHA, you drunk texted me and your last word was cabl. I pronounced it cabul.

Sorry I'm at work, can't really talk on the phone. Wish I could have.
Deciphering her drunk texts are tough, isn't it?! It took me a good 5-8 minutes to figure out what I was reading.

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Hell yeah they are! I wish she'd use predictive text. That way I can go through the words she's trying to use, even then though, she might hit the wrong button.

I need to have a conversation with her on the phone. I have a feeling I'm missing out.

So why aren't you out tagging some chick with DNA?

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soooo much snow and it's still coming. i never made it to work, i'm half hung over, and my back is shot from shoveling yesterday. time for sledding

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numbnuts240 wrote:soooo much snow and it's still coming. i never made it to work, i'm half hung over, and my back is shot from shoveling yesterday. time for sledding
Still snowing here too! However, not hungover and really wanting to go sledding, but my car is going NOWHERE, unless I want it to become a 2800lb sled. Will take pictures in a little bit. My cars front end will be a snow plow. Theres easily 12-14 inches on the ground here.

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it's still coming down. had to go to home depot for more ice melt, the drive wasn't too bad, it was just dealing with all the other tards on the road. my back is still killing me, time to empty some more beer cans. i made it through twelve last night. but i was alone so it was boring.

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My S12 is back on the road! YAY!!!

And by the way, Louisiana is a muggy, molded, foggy, and hot piece of crap sometimes. The people are kind of ugly there too.

Every morning the fog was so think, that you could walk around and not see 10 feet in front of you clearly... it sure made driving interesting. The company gave us a Chrysler 300 (RWD) and I drifted that slow piece of **** out in the lawn behind the hotel a few times a night. It was fun!

Check out some of the pics:

This is what looking out a window at 40,000 feet up looks like. Fluffy clouds!



This is Louisiana from the air... it has weird twisty rivers for some reason. This is really just a channel through the "bayou" whatever the heck that is actually supposed to be. I don't get it entirely.



There is a huge freaking lake that the airport is located on the south shore of, it's called lake Pontchartrain, and it's so big that you cannot see the other side without a telescope or something. You can see the power and gas lines coming across the water in the distance. LOL when we saw the shoreline we thought for a minute the plane overshot the landing site and was flying over the Gulf for a while. It was quite a hoot.



I got to the airport and what did I discover? NO FSC in Louisiana! Cigs are also less than half of what they cost around DC, so I purchased one for only $29 at the local Walgreens. Proof:



This is New Orleans cuisine at it's best: a fried oyster PoBoy, red beans and rice with bits of Louisiana sausage and, of course, fresh squeezed lemonade. Delicious!



No pics from the rest of the trip since all I did was work anyway. We put in two 14 hour days at the end to try and tie everything up so we could leave early, but we ended up leaving at 1 PM to try and drive south back to the airport. We had at least a 2 hour drive and traffic made sure we had about 3 hours. We got there with 20 minutes to spare before boarding. Running with suitcases is hard and not recommended.

Anyway, it was fun. We didn't get to go to the French Quarter and have some fun, but all in all it was nice to get into the 80 degree temperatures and sit back to relax.

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i'm jealous

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My stomach hurts. It feels like i have terrible gas but i dont. Help?

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You need to poop out some liquid ****s. Simple. I get that way after eating a lot of spicy food sometimes.

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Oh crap, is this going to be one of those things where my butt burns afterwords?

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Maybe. If your stomach feels sorta like it has battery acid in it and you are burping nasty tasting stuff, yeah. Did you have any spicy or fatty food lately?

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Some zatarans jambalya [spicy] rice and pizza. (yeah, I know that my diets not the best right now) Theres like a crapload of loud rumbly noises coming from my stomach but im not hungry. Im not burping either. Am I going to die? (jk)

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You're gonna have a nasty nasty time in the restroom.

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BUTT IZ FOR POOPIEZ NOT PEEPEES!!!

(someone quote that)

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You are gonna either get sick or you are gonna crap out some nasty stuff. This is the reason I installed a bar on the wall of my bathroom, so I can HOLD ON when I gotta force out a crap. It really helps, with the whole follow through and it makes you get everything out rather than passively crapping with gravity. Wouldn't it be cool if we all had electronic bungholes? I mean instead of straining and grunting we just press a button and crap is distributed through the user friendly nozzle into the receptacle. Yeah, I know we men would all miss the joys of defecation, but it would be really convenient for long trips or meetings, etc.

This is not colostomy bag envy, I swear.

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yeah, i have a bar next to the shower to help get out (its really high up) but i never thought of using it for that reason.

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What did I walk in to?

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Crapping techniques.

Tonight's lesson is on the crap bar.

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Liberal use of fiber works well.

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FlatBlackIan wrote:Liberal use of fiber works well.

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mornin, all. Now that thats over whats up?

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My sperm count.

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I hate it when you go take a crap and then a few minutes after you finish and get settled, you have to crap again. What is that anyway?

Working on Sundays FTL.

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krimsonviper wrote:My sperm count.

Dattebayo wrote:I hate it when you go take a crap and then a few minutes after you finish and get settled, you have to crap again. What is that anyway?

Working on Sundays FTL.
Both of those are bad. lol.

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grow up otto

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Dattebayo wrote:I hate it when you go take a crap and then a few minutes after you finish and get settled, you have to crap again. What is that anyway?
I fcking HATE that! Especially when you're on a road trip and you're the last one to go! Its like WTF MAN!?!?

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sunday morning, snowed in and we're talking about pooping again? sweet. i went to the mall with my cousin yesterday so he could finish shopping for his girl. we attempted to leave at 330. we didn't get out until 8. apparently there was an accident and not one car could move. after the first two hours, we just gave up, asked some people to move slightly so we could park, went inside and started drinking lol. worst. shopping. experience. EVAR .

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snwbrdr435 wrote:

grow up otto
Ô.Ô

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Whats up guys

Another day of snow! And another day of shoveling planned


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