I LEARNED'D something today!
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Koshin
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Re: (xckid)
snowmobiling today!!
you guys need some comic relief
An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable to last very long before he would orgasm during sex.
A caring man, he was concerned that he was disappointing his new lover,so he called his doctor for advice.
The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act.
The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open.
He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway.
He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.
Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What the hell are you doing?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.
An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable to last very long before he would orgasm during sex.
A caring man, he was concerned that he was disappointing his new lover,so he called his doctor for advice.
The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act.
The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open.
He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway.
He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.
Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What the hell are you doing?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.
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IanS
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Re: (xckid)
I chuckled.xckid wrote:you guys need some comic relief
An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable to last very long before he would orgasm during sex.
A caring man, he was concerned that he was disappointing his new lover,so he called his doctor for advice.
The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act.
The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open.
He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway.
He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.
Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What the hell are you doing?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.
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IanS
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Re: (FlatBlackIan)
Welp, Im out.
I will see you guys in a few days
I will see you guys in a few days
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marlin29311
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Re: (xckid)
xckid wrote:you guys need some comic relief
An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable to last very long before he would orgasm during sex.
A caring man, he was concerned that he was disappointing his new lover,so he called his doctor for advice.
The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act.
The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open.
He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway.
He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.
Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What the hell are you doing?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.
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snwbrdr435
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Re: (marlin29311)
I hate mondays
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snwbrdr435
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Re: (xekushnr)
Its ok the lions might win eventually/
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Murdered_T
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Re: (xekushnr)
im making homemade pizza. Ill mail it to you bishes. o hells yea. funny santa smiles.
Re: (Hijacker)
Hell Yea!I Passed!
W00t!
W00t!
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Murdered_T
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Re: (Hijacker)
o that is horrible. Hey Bart, I only live like 2 hours away from you man.
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Koshin
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Re: (Dittoz7)
Good deal buddy...Been there, feels good huh?Dittoz7 wrote:Hell Yea!I Passed!
W00t!
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Murdered_T
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Re: (Hijacker)
where you going man?Hijacker wrote:I'm only gonna be here for 5 more days
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frapjap
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Re: (Hijacker)
Moving to Vegas to chase that male entertainer dream?Hijacker wrote:I'm only gonna be here for 5 more days
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drksolest
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Re: (Dittoz7)
:rockband Sweet dude!Dittoz7 wrote:Hell Yea!I Passed!
W00t!
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Hijacker
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Re: (GOnissanTOM)
IllinoisGOnissanTOM wrote:
where you going man?
Re: (Hijacker)
ok, it is total BS how cold outside it is right now.... I want a refund... and audtatious's thread makes me wanna get a ferret
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Murdered_T
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Re: (Hijacker)
oooooo fine then, I move all the way from CO and you move. thats cool.
sike. I don't care.
sike. I don't care.
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snwbrdr435
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Hijacker
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Re: (xckid)
Hey, come work for my company! They'll fire you!xckid wrote:im sooo getting fired lol!
oh well.
just fapped was awesome
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DrifterXRPS13
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snwbrdr435
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Re: (DrifterXRPS13)
The one that is in the link is, there might be a few more of me in there i duno didnt bother searching.
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DrifterXRPS13
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numbnuts240
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Re: (DrifterXRPS13)
trying to make me jealous again?DrifterXRPS13 wrote:ah..nice c***...lol