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Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:30 am
Hai gais!
Now everyone gather round, it's story time!
Alright, so I went bowling last night with some friends of mine. My good friend Whitney, her boyfriend, and her sister (who happens to be smoking hot). SO we bowl for a few hours and are just messing around an having a good time. It gets to be like 1am and the bowling alley closes. So we leave and talk in the parking lot for like an our or so. Then we all remember that we have work in the morning and decide to leave. So it's 2am, literally not a person in sight.
So I decide to screw around in the parking lot a little and just spin the tires and make some noise. Did that for like 25 seconds and then remember that I am in downtown Scottsdale (Scottsdale & Thomas for those of you who know the area) and realize that there is probably a cop somewhere with his lights off watching me.
So I stop playing around and exit the parking lot and go on my way nice and easy. Sure enough, 10 seconds after I pull out of the parking lot, . Wonderful. Cops in Scottsdale are usually d!ck on power trips. This guy fit the profile. He storms up to my door and yells for my license, proof of insurance, and registration. I give him my license and registration, but I literally just changed over to Geico insurance about 3 days ago. I tell him this and he doesn't believe me. So he goes and runs a check on me and finds out that I do actually have insurance and the car does actually belong to me.
He then asks me if I had been drinking at all tonight. I reply no officer, I have not. Again, he doesn't believe me. I tell him I'm in school to be a fireman and am getting a job as an EMT soon and that I would never drink and drive even a little because I know that I would never get into a fire house with a DUI. He still doesn't believe me. So he "kindly" asks me to "get the hell out of the car"
He puts me through a variety of field sobriety tests. Stand on one foot and touch your nose, walk a straight line, recite the alphabet backwards (which I couldn't do sober) Count backwards from 20 down to 1. He is starting to lighten up by this point as I'm sure he realizes that I'm not some idiot 19 y/o getting smashed and driving around. So he asks why I did that in the parking lot. I gave him the honest answer, "I was doing a little showing off for the girls I was with earlier. He laughs and says that I remind him of himself when he was younger. He then says to keep it under control next time and says that if I really wanna show off just get her into bed and rock her world. I say I'll keep that in mind, thanks for the tip, and we both go on our marry way.
I was so happy to get out of it. He told me that he could have arrested me and I would have been fined upwards of $1000 dollars. Lesson of the day? Always check for cops before you show off for teh girliez.
