I LEARNED'D something today!

[numbnuts240]

i got into it with my mail carrier as well as his superior a few times over the fact that they cannot understand how their own "change of address" system works. i haven't been late on a bill yet, but i've come mighty close due to them.

[krimsonviper]

i hate the move i just underwent. i was late on 3 bills! 3! my parents didnt tell me about one of them, but the other 2 i KNOW i gave them my change of address AND phoned it into them.

[MinisterofDOOM]

Profanity.

I can't go yell at the post office today because some dumbass in charge of utah government offices decided that they should all be closed on friday (as well as saturday and sunday!) to conserve energy. Never mind the fact that those same 40 hours of work are STILL being worked, just re-assigned to the 4 remaining days. Gah.

Although maybe the post office is still open since it's federal and not state...psh I don't know.

[dickie]

catface meowmers

[Otto.]

Gud mornin.

[numbnuts240]

time to go postal on the postal employees.

[Otto.]

Both my backspace and enter keys dont work...any suggestions? I dont think its my keyboard either.

[DrifterXRPS13]

Morning all.

[IanS]

am i the only dope that got hosed into working today? i should be enjoying drunken sleep on my couch right about now

Nope, Ive got a ten hour shift to live through. Black Fridays are incredibly busy for tires. This means instead of doing actual work on cars, which is what makes me money, I will be stuck busting tires all day.

[numbnuts240]

that blows, i hate the smell of mounds of tires so i'd be sick to my stomach all day.

Morning all.

morning sweetie

Both my backspace and enter keys dont work...any suggestions? I dont think its my keyboard either.

stop blowing your load on your keyboard when you fap to free pronz

[IanS]

i hate the smell of mounds of tires so i'd be sick to my stomach all day.

I smell that every day, although I dont really smell it anymore. Ive got used to the tire smell a long time ago. I think I kind of like it, although I like the smells of smoking tires, and racing fuel.

[numbnuts240]

gasoline, propane-powered forklift exhaust, marijuana, vanilla, bakery...those aromas will entice me to no end. rubber, nail salons, hair salons.... i'm kind of weird, i smell everything, like almost compulsively. it's my favored sense, not by choice, it's just a habit, so i'm very scrutinizing about the way things smell.

[xckid]

Both my backspace and enter keys dont work...any suggestions? I dont think its my keyboard either.

clean up better and restart your computer that happens to me every now an then why idk but a restart usually does the trick.

also i think my sleeping pattern is so ****ed up ....my body doesnt know when to go to sleep/......damn it

[numbnuts240]

chloroform

[xckid]

god i wish . i really want to go to sleep but i just spent the last idk when i got off aim with john till my post here tossing and turning in bed

a good few hours........

[numbnuts240]

those nights are the worst. are you anticipating anything?

[xckid]

/....f.........my friend is on the phone and she is incoherent of what im saying ..-__-

.and no im not anticipating anything asides from work which is why im trying to sleep cuz im pulling a 11 hour shift start at 5.

so brb im a try and go pass out in the shower

[numbnuts240]

so brb im a try and go pass out in the shower

if i didn't know any better, i'd swear that that was a cry for help. but this isn't the body building forum

[xckid]

hahahah!!! no not that kinda helplol i usually relax alot more in the shower and tend to nap for a bit .with the shower head on not marinate in the tub,......

[numbnuts240]

i've fallen asleep standing in the shower before. the water has to be almost hot enough to burn where the most it does is make your skin red. i wake up as soon as the water starts cooling.

[xckid]

just got out of the shower damn it was good

and nah i laydown and let the water hit me. just kinda nod off

but now im good im ready for a real nap lates

[numbnuts240]

love, peace, and chicken grease brother

[snwbrdr435]

At school i found a guy and a girl passed out naked in the shower hilarious, they were in there for probably 4 hours.

[numbnuts240]

lol, please tell me you grabbed a tit before you left the scene...

[xckid]

lol maybe not my mom just said she was cookin so ill guess ill be up..

dude i so would have snapped a pic of the chick and free feel up.

lol id turn it into a motivational

DATE RAPEwho needs it when you got turkey!

[snwbrdr435]

Haha nope not groping just ran back down the hall yelling and laughing there was soon a crowd of about 15 people in the bathroom

[numbnuts240]

bahahahaahaha, the wake-up moment must have been priceless.

[frapjap]

POLL: Should I go back to work on Monday?

[DrifterXRPS13]

especially if they didn't know who the other one was!!!bwahahahaah!!!!

[xckid]

hookers and boots