I LEARNED'D something today!

[AppleBonker]

Thanks God that kid looks like his dad.

More importantly, does anyone wonder how awkward the sex would look with those two?

[cellardoorv]

Michele, how come so many morons drive altima coupes? I get dumber every time I read threads in that section.

I don't know, mang. Honestly, I don't even like my car anymore, part of the reason is what you mentioned. Terrific, my car is the Civic of Nissan. Every a$$ who wants to go "fast" and put dumb crap on it has one.

Ring ring, hello, XTerra? Is that you? Please come soon.

[nissangirl74]

More importantly, does anyone wonder how awkward the sex would look with those two?

That's a mental image I could have done without. Thanks for that!

[TurboSauce]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Grt-MuzI ... eature=sub
DRIVER WIN

[AppleBonker]

I still like mine, I just would rather have two cars. I could make it look really nice, but that wont change the fact that it's fwd.

However, if I read another thread about someone tinting or wanting to tint their headlights I'm seriously going to lose it.

[King Ranzo]

I don't know, mang. Honestly, I don't even like my car anymore, part of the reason is what you mentioned. Terrific, my car is the Civic of Nissan. Every a$$ who wants to go "fast" and put dumb crap on it has one.

Ring ring, hello, XTerra? Is that you? Please come soon.

I kinda like the look of the Altima coupe. If I was to own one, I wouldn't own it to go fast. If I was gonna buy something to go fast, I'd be buying something along the lines of a 370z or a GTR...of course if you're thinking in the price range of the Altima coupe, then I'd just go with an STi.

[TurboSauce]

More importantly, does anyone wonder how awkward the sex would look with those two?

That's a mental image I could have done without. Thanks for that!

BECKY! hai

[AppleBonker]

That's a mental image I could have done without. Thanks for that!

Glad I could help provide that image. The more I think about it, though, the more I think the act of coitus would be really weird looking as an on-looker no matter who was involved.

[King Ranzo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Grt-MuzI ... eature=sub
DRIVER WIN

Epic win.

[nissangirl74]

Glad I could help provide that image. The more I think about it, though, the more I think the act of coitus would be really weird looking as an on-looker no matter who was involved.

You're a f*ck stick

[ADDirishboy]

I have one NICO Support Truck banner left. (It's like the one on my truck and the Ian's HB). If you want it, I'll sell it to you.

YES PLEASE!

How much?

[cellardoorv]

I kinda like the look of the Altima coupe. If I was to own one, I wouldn't own it to go fast. If I was gonna buy something to go fast, I'd be buying something along the lines of a 370z or a GTR...of course if you're thinking in the price range of the Altima coupe, then I'd just go with an STi.

Right. Which is why I bought my car to begin with. I thought it looked pretty. I knew it wasn't fast. These kids need to stop pretending that it is. At the end of the day, whether or not it has one, two, or fourteen doors, it's an Altima. You know, what Grandma Milly takes to Bingo on Wednesday afternoons at 2pm, after gardening and The Price is Right.

[AppleBonker]

You're a f*ck stick

Oh so true.

[TurboSauce]

YES PLEASE!

How much?

$1,500.

[Dattebayo]

You're a f*ck stick

[nissangirl74]

YES PLEASE! How much?

Banners are $20.

[King Ranzo]

Right. Which is why I bought my car to begin with. I thought it looked pretty. I knew it wasn't fast. These kids need to stop pretending that it is. At the end of the day, whether or not it has one, two, or fourteen doors, it's an Altima. You know, what Grandma Milly takes to Bingo on Wednesday afternoons at 2pm, after gardening and The Price is Right.

Although the SE-R is a different story. It makes decent power and it's sexy, especially the Nismo edition in the color Code Red...or is that the Code Red edition...not sure...still sexy. :yummy

[TurboSauce]

Meeechellee
you do realize in this world there are people who want both speed, and reliability, low maintenance costs, space for friends, and something to have fun with.
anytime you have a combo like that, you're bound to get some people who also want to stand out, or blend in.
so person a does something to their car that's different ( may not look good )
then person b decides to follow ( because he's a tool )
that's all i see in alti gen,
BAKED MY HEADLIGHTS, I GOT MY FRONT FASCIA, I DIDN'T KNOW THE ALTI CAN GO UP TO 157MPH, MY ALTIMA IS SO SEXY, ALTIMA FOR THE CAR OF THE YEAR

[Dattebayo]

Go Kitty Go!



I love this picture.

[ADDirishboy]

Banners are $20.

Wicked. Care if I give it to you at Carlisle? Or do you want me to send it?

[nissangirl74]

I don't want to make a thread for this so this is a Learned'd Exclusive. If you see any smileys on the interwebs that you want on our list, send me the links and I'll see about getting them added. Post them, use PM, e-mail, AIM, I don't care. Surprise me.

[cellardoorv]

Turbo, I agree with you. When I bought my car, I was like "Hmn, well I need something good on gas, but not a Geo Metro, and oh hey, this new Altima looks pretty sassy, and it's in my price range! Okay, I want it."

But I cannot justify spending ungodly amounts on my car, because I mean... it's FWD, and it only can handle so many mods. There's not much you can do with the AC, like you can say, a 240. It is what it is. Kids need to realize that.

[nissangirl74]

Wicked. Care if I give it to you at Carlisle? Or do you want me to send it?

Carlisle is fine. I'll go ahead and send it though. No point in flying it all across the country.

[AppleBonker]

There's not much you can do with the AC

Except use it as a vessel for a sweet car stereo. To be honest, my car looks ridiculous with the nose sitting high in the air due to the extra weight in the trunk. But I don't care anymore. I enjoy driving it enough, but the stereo was my main concern.

[King Ranzo]

I don't want to make a thread for this so this is a Learned'd Exclusive. If you see any smileys on the interwebs that you want on our list, send me the links and I'll see about getting them added. Post them, use PM, e-mail, AIM, I don't care. Surprise me.

I'll show up on your doorstep, wearing a jacket with the smiley on it.

Turbo, I agree with you. When I bought my car, I was like "Hmn, well I need something good on gas, but not a Geo Metro, and oh hey, this new Altima looks pretty sassy, and it's in my price range! Okay, I want it."

But I cannot justify spending ungodly amounts on my car, because I mean... it's FWD, and it only can handle so many mods. There's not much you can do with the AC, like you can say, a 240. It is what it is. Kids need to realize that.

Agreed.

[AppleBonker]

Surprise!

Can we get that one?

[King Ranzo]

I'm off to sleep. Night guys.

EDIT: Found the proper wavey.

DOUBLE EDIT: We should get naughty wavey. That is all.

[nissangirl74]

Surprise!

Can we get that one?

What do you think?

(Save it in your personal vault though, that's pretty awesome!)

[ADDirishboy]

Carlisle is fine. I'll go ahead and send it though. No point in flying it all across the country.

Sweet, thanks Bex! You're my favoritest!

[Dattebayo]

Smileys we need back:

We need the rolleyes and the yummy back, at the very least.