I LEARNED'D something today!

[marlin29311]

Chicken bake FTW. Hell, even the Costco Burger kicks a**, and it's $5 with fries and soda.

Ps - Mark, you guys are expecting again?????????

[tiger-SE-R]

O.o

Holy crap. For cereal, super sperm. Either that, or your wife lied when she said she got her tubes tied.

the doctors still can't believe it. They had to see the pics of the surgery to make sure. Her tubes had sections removed, burned and clamped.

Let me serve as a example kiddies,

.01% is a lot

[cellardoorv]

Oh my lanta.

Name this one Van Halen!

[AppleBonker]

bagel bites are too chewy, sometimes they get hard (hehe), and there's too much dough action.

Pizza rolls are generally less messy too. Except when they blow that sweet load in your mouth that is just too hot to handle and you have to spit it out.

.01% is a lot

Can never have too many forms of protection, IMO. Every method has a failure rate. I'm pretty sure my little guys are retarded. They'd probably keep bumping into walls and chasing their own tails.

[RobPaulson]

(i'm doing this in my head right now. LOL)

[numbnuts240]

bagel bites are too chewy, sometimes they get hard (hehe), and there's too much dough action.

Pizza rolls are generally less messy too. Except when they blow that sweet load in your mouth that is just too hot to handle and you have to spit it out.

I'm pretty sure my little guys are retarded. They'd probably keep bumping into walls and chasing their own tails.

[RobPaulson]

ROFL u like mah smileyzzz

[cellardoorv]

I think I'm infertile. I've had too many loads in me to not have at least ONE scare. But no. Every month, there it is.

*knocks on wood and hides*

[tiger-SE-R]

(i'm doing this in my head right now. LOL)

yo gabba gabba rox. The jack black episode was awesome

ROFL u like mah smileyzzz

where are the other smilies hosted at?

[RobPaulson]

not really so suitable for work... lots of pen0rs LOL

http://smiliesftw.com/

[Xdisaster240sX]

[AppleBonker]

Dammit. Every time I see that I still laugh...

[numbnuts240]

did someone say "UNCE"? no? well too bad

[Ar878]

Pizza rolls are generally less messy too. Except when they blow that sweet load in your mouth that is just too hot to handle and you have to spit it out.

i dunnnnnnnooooooooo, bagel bites are pretty good too, although, who doesn't love getting that sweet, sweet load right from a pizza roll...
sups doods?

[AppleBonker]

All this pizza roll talk is making me hungry.

[Ar878]

nomnomnom

[AppleBonker]

Oh dear god. Click the image, it's a link:

[AppleBonker]

If I only had a deep fryer. I know exactly what would be on the menu tonight.

[MinisterofDOOM]

pizza rolls are where it's at.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG1AWVLnl48#t=9m22s

[numbnuts240]

Oh dear god. Click the image, it's a link:

fffuuuuuuuu now i need to buy a deep fryer...

[Ar878]

fried coca cola?


srsly wtf.

[ADDirishboy]

I really hate being hung over. God damned strippers know how to get me drunk. Thankfully it was a house party and not a strip club, so all my dances were hands on and free.

Are we still hitting a tittie bar in carlisle?

[AppleBonker]

Are we still hitting a tittie bar in carlisle?

I don't pay to see tits.

fffuuuuuuuu now i need to buy a deep fryer...

For serious. The hot sauce and bbq. There is no way that could possibly taste bad.

[RobPaulson]

OK so... i been looking for a new cologne.. i have been using hollister since college but i feel like i'm way too old (god did i just say that?) for that crap now.

What the hell do I use?? I hear armani and dolce are popular... but damn they r like $60-$80 a bottle

[ADDirishboy]

Me neither, but I've never been to a strip club and john and ryan and tita wanna pop my cherry. Sounds like a fun time too. Might as well.

[AppleBonker]

OK so... i been looking for a new cologne.. i have been using hollister since college but i feel like i'm way too old (god did i just say that?) for that crap now.

What the hell do I use?? I hear armani and dolce are popular... but damn they r like $60-$80 a bottle

I rock Armani Code when I'm going out. Chicks seem to dig it. If I'm looking for something cheaper, I generally wear Huge Boss or something like that.

[numbnuts240]

Are we still hitting a tittie bar in carlisle?

this is an option? f*** YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[marlin29311]

OK so... i been looking for a new cologne.. i have been using hollister since college but i feel like i'm way too old (god did i just say that?) for that crap now.

What the hell do I use?? I hear armani and dolce are popular... but damn they r like $60-$80 a bottle

My fiance goes bonker when I wear Polo Double Black.

[AppleBonker]

My fiance goes bonker when I wear Polo Double Black.

This I can confirm. She runs right for me.

[ADDirishboy]

Are we still hitting a tittie bar in carlisle?

this is an option? f*** YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hellz yea dude! I gotta lose my tittie bar v card brotha.