I LEARNED'D something today!

[MinisterofDOOM]

I am seriously considering ordering one in black. The shirt, not tita's date rape kit.

[numbnuts240]

two hours ago that would have meant nothing to me, but I saw the latest South Park ep and I think that shirt is awesome!

is it about that stupid caralibro farm game crapola?

can I borrow your date rape kit?

I am seriously considering ordering one in black. The shirt, not tita's date rape kit.

[Bmore-coupe]

I need sleep, but can't.

[numbnuts240]

have you tried resting your hands on your c***?

[MinisterofDOOM]

is it about that stupid caralibro farm game crapola?

It's about Farmville, that damnable bookface game that everyone and their mother (seriously) plays.

[MellowZ32]

is it about that stupid caralibro farm game crapola?

yup.

fun fact bout Fran Drescher: In January 1985, two armed robbers broke into Drescher's and Jacobson's Los Angeles apartment. While one ransacked their home, the other raped Drescher and a girl friend at gunpoint. Jacobson was also physically attacked, tied up, and forced to witness the entire ordeal.

[Bmore-coupe]

have you tried resting your hands on your c***?

Yes, it seems to do the trick most of the time but not today. I just got back home at about 6 and need to figure out where this foul smell is coming from. I think Michele threw old food away and didn't take the trash bag outside.

I will return

[Bmore-coupe]

yup.

fun fact bout Fran Drescher: In January 1985, two armed robbers broke into Drescher's and Jacobson's Los Angeles apartment. While one ransacked their home, the other raped Drescher and a girl friend at gunpoint. Jacobson was also physically attacked, tied up, and forced to witness the entire ordeal.

"Fun fact" indeed.

[numbnuts240]

It's about Farmville, that damnable bookface game that everyone and their mother (seriously) plays.

that's what i said....

fun fact bout Fran Drescher: In January 1985, two armed robbers broke into Drescher's and Jacobson's Los Angeles apartment. While one ransacked their home, the other raped Drescher and a girl friend at gunpoint. Jacobson was also physically attacked, tied up, and forced to witness the entire ordeal.

so much for me having an original idea

[MellowZ32]

"Fun fact" indeed.

reap jokes not so funny anymore, eh?

I'd still do stuff to her, you know for nostalgia's sake!

[numbnuts240]

I'd still do stuff to her, you know for nostalgia's sake!

hey, she may be totally into the whole rape scenario now

[Bmore-coupe]

reap jokes not so funny anymore, eh?

I had a bad experience at Tito's house, don't want to talk about it.

[MellowZ32]

I wonder if she like to get choked with shoe laces?

[MinisterofDOOM]

that's what i said....

No, you said f***ing Spanish. And it's morning so my brain is in English-only mode.

[numbnuts240]

I had a bad experience at Tito's house, don't want to talk about it.

i didn't

I wonder if she like to get choked with shoe laces?

boy, do i LOVE that site

[MellowZ32]

you gheys are going to hell

[numbnuts240]

you gheys are going to hell

[MellowZ32]

good thing i' going to the heaven!

[MinisterofDOOM]

I know I'm going to Hell. I already bought the ticket. Now I'm just working on getting as much value out of it as possible.

[RobPaulson]

morning bishz

tito this weekend isnt going to work i dont think. wicked busy, my family hasnt seen this cousin in years and everyone wants to go out together sat night.

[numbnuts240]

no problemo. there's always next time....

[AppleBonker]

'ello there butt-sluts!

For as much of a jackass as I normally am, I'm always way too nice to younger generations. I had to go to the mall last night, so I stopped in to the Apple store to check out the iPad for the fun of it. Some kid left his facebook account signed in on a display model. I thought hard about putting an awesome status up, but then decided to just be nice and log him off. What is wrong with me? Wrong decision?

[MellowZ32]

alright people I need some sleep see you in a few hours

[breadbox]

Or comment on people stuff, but your just getting old, Bonk.

Should i do one keg or two on saturday?

If one what one beer? if two, do Bud light and something Good, like yuengling.

[numbnuts240]

Wrong decision?

hell yeah it was.

current status: massaging my dog's prostate, brandon is licking my coin purse.

[breadbox]

I woke up to a dog with poop on in about to jump on me in bed. Not a good way to wake up and throw a dog in the shower.

Hopefully the rest of today will be sane.

[MinisterofDOOM]

Definitely the wrong decision. I would have set the status to "out." Just as soon as I figured out how to work the darnfangled thing. Grumblegrumble damn kids and their technologoly.

[numbnuts240]

if two, do Bud light and something Good, like yuengling.

this. always get two. i wish they sold yuenling up here

[Dittoz7]

I Lol'ed

that is true,i mean s*** talking amongst friends is ok but we let it get to the point were it breaks friendships and start fights in the community,making it hard to rise together to our same-shared goal,for sfl drifters rise to the top of the drifting world and know that it will be there for our children and our children's children so they to can share our glory with out the sweat,tears and sorrow that we shed everyday for this great sport AND WE SHALL RIDE IN TO BATTLE WITH OUR ZIP TIED BUMPERS AND RATTLE CAN PAINT JOBS,SCRAPPING EVERY SPEED BUMP WITH OUR RIDICULOUSLY LOW CARS AND MARK EVERY TUNE WITH ARE CAMBER-WORN TIRES AND DEAFEN ANY FOOL WHO DOUGHTS USE WITH OUR EXCESSIVELY LOUD FAT CANS,cause for we are the future of this sport and years after are crusades have ended we will be spoken of as the fathers and mothers of this great mighty empire called DO-RI-FU-TO.

[AppleBonker]

Or comment on people stuff, but your just getting old, Bonk.

How do you know my name? I wanted to find his mom/sister and ask for all sorts of sexual favors. But I though it'd be too over the top. Plus, not knowing the kid would've made it impossible for me to monitor the fallout (which would be the fun part). The only reason I thought about defacing it was to teach the effer to be a bit more careful with his online identity. Kinda like how I'm probably going to hijack my neighbors' unprotected wifi and password it so they can't use it without resetting it. I don't plan on doing anything with the access, just teaching them to keep their ish locked down.

Should i do one keg or two on saturday?

I may be getting old, but I do know that two is always the answer. Always aim high so that there is some remaining for after clean-up is complete the following day.

Definitely the wrong decision. I would have set the status to "out." Just as soon as I figured out how to work the darnfangled thing. Grumblegrumble damn kids and their technologoly.

And, there's no facebook application yet, so it's all web-based on the ipad for now. Same layout as every other computer I've ever used (though it did take me a second to log out since I don't use FB too often).