I LEARNED'D something today!

[MellowZ32]

[Dattebayo]

SO I went to Taco Bell and ordered two Mexi-melts and they gave me two Mexican Pizzas...

The cashier was American.

[MellowZ32]

[AppleBonker]

I went to Taco Bell

First mistake. Your poor toilet.

[MellowZ32]

First mistake. Your poor toilet.

seriuosly!everytime I got to tacobell I get constipated!

also

[Dattebayo]

seriuosly!everytime I got to tacobell I get constipated!

Your intestines suck. Maybe if you fu*kers actually ate more fiber and yogurt it wouldn't be a problem.

[MellowZ32]

true.

[AppleBonker]

Nah, I'm all good when I'm eating healthy. But if I'm super healthy and I eat crap for a meal, it goes through me like water. Taco Bell makes me rocket liquid yoohoo into the crapper.

[Dattebayo]

It was 90 degrees here today. 60% humidity, too.

My car passed emissions: Hydrocarbons 158/220, carbon monoxide .3/1.2 %

I removed the charcoal fuel canister and it didn't affect last years result which was the exact same. Weird.

[Otto.]

Taco Bell makes me rocket liquid yoohoo into the crapper.

Was rocket the verb in that sentience?

[MellowZ32]

[Dattebayo]

Did you know if you don't eat anything for a day and have nothing to drink other than water and grape juice, that you will fart uncontrollably for a couple of hours?

[AppleBonker]

Was rocket the verb in that sentience?

Very much so.

Did you know if you don't eat anything for a day and have nothing to drink other than water and grape juice, that you will fart uncontrollably for a couple of hours?

This I was unaware of. Have you tried this personally (as I have a hard time believing it)? I'm almost tempted to try it, but I don't know that I have the willpower not to eat for a full day. That would also put me in a highly catabolic state which I wouldn't be too pleased about.

[MellowZ32]

I might have to try that one day!

[Dattebayo]

Dude, I totally fumigated my room this morning because of that. I just wasn't hungry yesterday for some reason.

[AppleBonker]

If I eat nothing but french onion soup for a whole meal I get the most rancid farts I've ever experienced, but that's definitely from the onions. I could probably clear out a large warehouse with them if you gave me the time.

Anyway, I gotta go shower and do some manscaping. Probably back on later, might get some gaming in here for a bit.

[MellowZ32]

try eating asparagus.

[Dattebayo]

I love it when my pee smells after eating asparagus. It's like sex.

[MellowZ32]

I don't. It smells awful, but I love eating asparagus

[Dattebayo]

You just like chewing on a greasy green shaft.

[MellowZ32]

color doesn't really matter!

I'm out of here.

[Dattebayo]

The coffee company shot me a lowball offer of $13 an hour.

Fu*kin eh man. I honestly hope they find a someone stupid enough to work for peanuts like that.

[ADDirishboy]

THIS FOR NEW LEARNED'D THEME http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA

That's the most disturbing video I've ever seen.

[93coupe]

You were the one who said I was making an effed up situation worse. I understand that what is happening at times is wrong, but have you ever just had amazingly good chemistry with a chick (just hanging out, and sexually)? That ish is impossible to turn away.

It is impossible to turn away the first new p**** you've had in seven years. Sure, you may have great chemistry with her or it could just be because she isn't as awful as the last chick. Its all relative.

If the chemistry was really that amazing don't you think she would be divorced right now instead of separated. Or maybe if it was so good she wouldn't be dating this other guy? Or maybe if chemistry was amazing she would not care about not wanting to be in a serious relationship. Usually when both parties recognize how great chemistry is, they ditch all other people that they are dating and commit to one another.

Strung along? I would say definitely. Of course I don't know all the details to whatever you want to call this relationship because I got really tired of hearing about it and giving advice when you just got upset with my insight. However, this girl only hangs out with you when you come to her. That is really lame. Then you just told me that she saw your parents pool and now she wants to be up here all the time at your parents pool. That's weak.

But hey, if you don't mind always going to see her, being used for your parents pool and definitely strung along for some p**** that is being yammed out by other dudes at the same time as you're in it, then by all means keep it up brother.

[Dattebayo]

Ryan, stop it. Not all guys get the kind of choice you do when it comes to women. So stop over-simplifying it all, ok?

Quit pickin on the boy.

[Mr1der]

someone get the cat down, it's stuck way up there.

also, Danny Elfman is an odd character....

[Dattebayo]

someone get the cat down, it's stuck way up there.

[AppleBonker]

if you don't mind ... being ... strung along for some p**** that is being yammed out by other dudes at the same time as you're in it, then by all means keep it up brother.

I lolled. I need to start using "yammed out" more in daily conversation. I'm stealing it...

[Mr1der]

I got nothing

[Dittoz7]

If anyone sees tito please show him this.

http://zilvia.net/f/sale-items....html

i know its zilvia, but it's a really hard part he's been trying to find.since 95's have driver side switch is different from all other year S14's.