I LEARNED'D something today!

[numbnuts240]

im back

hooray!!!!!

[Bmore-coupe]

WTF, Michele comes in here says some weird crap to me and disappears? I'm still lost here kiddo.

Trying to make it as effed up a situation as possible, huh?

To Part 1: yeah, I' not sure what that was about, I passed out on the couch while typing and she went to work, so I can't help you there.

To Part 2: Yes, I seem to get myself in these situations frequently. I have known the girl forever, I don't want to lose her as a friend so we keep hanging out. Like I said, it is usually innocent good fun, but sometimes not. I dont know what else to do, because I have never really been good at turning down very attractive girls.

[Bmore-coupe]

John, esplain what Michele was babbling about earlier. If she's trying to sell my wang to one of her friends, I'm cool with it if she's hot. Then again, I didn't understand a bit of that post...

I think that is what she was trying to do. However, if it is the friend that I am sure that it is, how do you feel about overly fake tanned women? And I mean like "Jersey Shore" fake tan.

[AppleBonker]

I always lol when I see that gif...

I have never really been good at turning down very attractive girls.

You say this like it's a bad thing...

[numbnuts240]

I think that is what she was trying to do. However, if it is the friend that I am sure that it is, how do you feel about overly fake tanned women? And I mean like "Jersey Shore" fake tan.

as long as the p**** is still pink, one night won't hurt.

[AppleBonker]

how do you feel about overly fake tanned women? And I mean like "Jersey Shore" fake tan.

Hasn't stopped me before...

EDIT: As long as she isn't a house. Just not my thing. Plus, I hate when I see huge women tanning. Like, get in shape first. Tan fat is still fat.

as long as the p**** is still pink, one night won't hurt.

QFT

[Bmore-coupe]

You say this like it's a bad thing...

You were the one who said I was making an effed up situation worse. I understand that what is happening at times is wrong, but have you ever just had amazingly good chemistry with a chick (just hanging out, and sexually)? That ish is impossible to turn away.

[AppleBonker]

You were the one who said I was making an effed up situation worse

Good point.

I understand that what is happening at times is wrong, but have you ever just had amazingly good chemistry with a chick (just hanging out, and sexually)? That ish is impossible to turn away.

So why is she still with her boy? If you two are good together, she needs to drop the other h0m0.

[numbnuts240]

but have you ever just had amazingly good chemistry with a chick

just answering, but yes, i know one chick who i get along with amazingly well. it's too bad she's disgustingly fat. ewwwwww.

Tan fat is still fat.

[Bmore-coupe]

Hasn't stopped me before...

QFT

Oh wait, I think there is a thread on here with pics of this friend of hers...

Ok, she is a pretty girl, but picture her currently with the skin color of Snookie from Jersey shore.

[numbnuts240]

blond girls look stupid when they're super tanned. that being said, i would smash that, cum in her hair, call her mother a whore, and pee on her kitchen floor.

[AppleBonker]

Ok, she is a pretty girl, but picture her currently with the skin color of Snookie from Jersey shore.

Ha, as long as she didn't talk/act anything like Snookie. Nothing made me happier about jersey shore than watching her get jacked in the face.

[marlin29311]

EDIT: As long as she isn't a house. Just not my thing. Plus, I hate when I see huge women tanning. Like, get in shape first. Tan fat is still fat.

EWW i just got the mental image of a fat chick with the underpart of the roll untanned, but the top tanned...

EWWWW EWWW BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!1

[Bmore-coupe]

So why is she still with her boy? If you two are good together, she needs to drop the other h0m0.

TO explain the answer to this would take forever. I understand this, so do all of her friends, nobody likes other dude.(In fact, she brought him out last week and one of her friends almost beat him up and they had to leave the bar)

In short: women are dumb. Or liars, havent quite figured out the answer to that one yet. But basically this is her response to the reason she is with dude: She just got divorced, and she doesnt want to jump directly into another serious relationship. Other dude is younger and parties a lot, so she can have fun with that and re-live the years she missed because she got married so young without becoming too emotionally involved.

She says, with me, given our history and friendship, it would be too much for her to handle right now and is content with our current situation as friends. She says that she could very seriously see us getting together in the future, but she is too scared to put strong feelings into a serious relationship because she is just getting over her ex-husband.

Now, people that know this girl say that her answer is legit, but anyone outside looking in thinks that I am getting strung along, and or used.

My thoughts: I know that I am not being used, because I don't give her anything or pay for her when we go out (I take that back, sometimes I pay for her at the bar, but she pays for me sometimes too), strung along? maybe. but who cares? at the end of the night, there is always a strong chance of my d!ck getting played with, so I call it a win on my part.

[tiger-SE-R]

blond girls look stupid when they're super tanned. that being said, i would smash that, cum in her hair, call her mother a whore, and pee on her kitchen floor.

somehow me thinks u might even get away with it. It takes a special kind of girl Tito....

....a kind of girl that will bring you hot sauce and horse shoes.

[Bmore-coupe]

just answering, but yes, i know one chick who i get along with amazingly well. it's too bad she's disgustingly fat. ewwwwww.

But I am very attracted to mine, so it kinda sucks.

[numbnuts240]

EWW i just got the mental image of a fat chick with the underpart of the roll untanned, but the top tanned...

EWWWW EWWW BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!1

you know i got your back home slice

somehow me thinks u might even get away with it. It takes a special kind of girl Tito....

....a kind of girl that will bring you hot sauce and horse shoes.

oh, gt, how you still manage to provide the lulz.

[AppleBonker]

blond girls look stupid when they're super tanned. that being said, i would smash that, cum in her hair, call her mother a whore, and pee on her kitchen floor.

i just got the mental image of a fat chick with the underpart of the roll untanned, but the top tanned...

See, tan != hot. It makes hot chicks look better (generally), but it can't fix a complete disaster.

strung along? maybe. but who cares? at the end of the night, there is always a strong chance of my d!ck getting played with, so I call it a win on my part.

Exactly this ^. If you're cool with it, that's all that matters. I say pound that p*ssy.

Unrelated thought, why would Michele want me to hook up with one of her friends? That's a long a** drive for some punani.

[danshaz82]

i r back

[Otto.]

osnapitsdanshaz

[TurboSauce]

good now bend over

[danshaz82]

osnapitsdanshaz

[Dittoz7]

Chick in the pink got an ego boost.

lol

[Bmore-coupe]

Exactly this ^. If you're cool with it, that's all that matters. I say pound that p*ssy.

I am cool with it most of the time, but sometimes my head does get a bit effed up over the whole matter knowing that what could be, cant be right now. And even if it does later, how do you ever trust a girl that cheated on her BF with you? Oh well, it's not like I am waiting around for her, and she knows this. whenever other good stuff comes along, I still do it. It's just BS drama that always seems to surround my life, so I'm used to it.

Unrelated thought, why would Michele want me to hook up with one of her friends? That's a long a** drive for some punani.

This is the part that I was unsure of. We live in MD, she lives in CT, and you live far from both. Doesnt really make sense, and Michele had just woke up and didnt really have an answer for that when I asked.

[Bmore-coupe]

osnapitsdanshaz

[AppleBonker]

how do you ever trust a girl that cheated on her BF with you?

Does she even really call that stroke her boyfriend? Seems like it's not a very committed relationship since she's basically using him to party with. If she were to settle down with someone, I could see trusting her. Then again, I don't know any of the details.

This is the part that I was unsure of. We live in MD, she lives in CT, and you live far from both. Doesnt really make sense, and Michele had just woke up and didnt really have an answer for that when I asked.

Ha. I'd be all for driving out to chill with the three of you fcuks, but I don't think I'll be driving my candy a** to CT anytime soon. If I was out there, I'd probably hang with Tita and ride engines whilst drinking beers.

[danshaz82]

[AppleBonker]

Wasn't expecting that. Only gross cause it caught me off guard.

[Bmore-coupe]

Does she even really call that stroke her boyfriend?

Funny you ask that. She did call him that for the first time last night. She told me that I need to respect that she can only be friends right now because she has a "boyfriend"........2 shots later, she was practically begging me to f*** her in the middle of the bar, and told me that I had to stay at her house last night.(where nothing really happened other than my mid-sleep molestation by her because she had to get up early to go to work.)

Funny part is, s*** will hit the fan shortly I'm sure. He lives like an hour away and doesnt really come up our way much. Most of their time is spent down at his place. She is starting to slip up more and more in front of people about her and I messing around. I wouldnt be surprised if after last night, next time he is up here, someone may say something to him.

Ha. I'd be all for driving out to chill with the three of you fcuks, but I don't think I'll be driving my candy a** to CT anytime soon. If I was out there, I'd probably hang with Tita and ride engines whilst drinking beers.

Anytime. my house isnt huge, but there are plenty of couches to sleep on.

[marlin29311]

Does she even really call that stroke her boyfriend? Seems like it's not a very committed relationship since she's basically using him to party with. If she were to settle down with someone, I could see trusting her. Then again, I don't know any of the details..

I agree with this. A rebound and a relationship are two different things. Being the butt end of a rebound, I know this is the case.