I LEARNED'D something today!

[Bmore-coupe]

Not sure if I'm still drunk or very hungover, but I woke up with a girl's hands on my wiener, so it couldnt have been all that bad.

On that note, Good morning all

[RobPaulson]

G'morning skanks.

u've officially been facebook creep'd.

oh ya, that vid that michele posted... gayest thing i've ever seen. ever.

[Bmore-coupe]

oh ya, that vid that michele posted... gayest thing i've ever seen. ever.

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!

[MinisterofDOOM]

sup guys. ran my car through emissions after work yesterday. damn that thing is running clean. think i can request cash from the gubment since my car is not a clunker?

Always nice when emissions go well. When I had my Caddy tested, the guy mentioned it being one of the cleanest burning cars he'd ever seen. Sadly, 80s boatalacs are one of the first things that comes to mind when most people think of high-polluting cars.

I'm looking forward to not having to test my Lincoln until december 2011.

[AppleBonker]

I can't stop laughing about that. Random things have been reminding me of the fork in the garbage disposal for the last couple of weeks.

John, why did that chick fall asleep with her hand on your wiener rather than her mouth?

[numbnuts240]

Not sure if I'm still drunk or very hungover, but I woke up with a girl's hands on my wiener, so it couldnt have been all that bad.

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[marlin29311]

Not sure if I'm still drunk or very hungover, but I woke up with a girl's hands on my wiener, so it couldnt have been all that bad.

On that note, Good morning all

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Bmore-coupe]

I can't stop laughing about that. Random things have been reminding me of the fork in the garbage disposal for the last couple of weeks.

John, why did that chick fall asleep with her hand on your wiener rather than her mouth?

Michele literally plays that video every time she is on the computer, or she can be found singing it around the house. It still makes me laugh.

Oh, and neither the chick nor myself have much recollection of the evening. We were fairly certain that intercourse did not occur, but I did wake up to her massaging my wiener in her sleep. She does not recall this either, and asked me "didnt you have boxers on when you fell asleep?" when she woke up. I had to explain that it was her doing.

[Bmore-coupe]

Pics or it didn't happen.

probably not nico friendly, so I give you this reenactment...

[numbnuts240]

I had to explain that it was her doing.

riiiiiiiiight. dude, you don't have to be coy with us. it'd actually make me more proud if you managed to strip down, put her hand on your c*** and set the motion, all while she was snoozing.

[RobPaulson]

riiiiiiiiight. dude, you don't have to be coy with us. it'd actually make me more proud if you managed to strip down, put her hand on your c*** and set the motion, all while she was snoozing.

gota set that bish up for a ZJ.

[Bmore-coupe]

riiiiiiiiight. dude, you don't have to be coy with us. it'd actually make me more proud if you managed to strip down, put her hand on your c*** and set the motion, all while she was snoozing.

I think that I am more proud that I had to do nothing and got molested

[Bmore-coupe]

gota set that bish up for a ZJ.

"BACK THE f*** UP ANTONIO, THAT'S MY d!ck!!!"

[AppleBonker]

all while she was snoozing.

Prolly could've jammed it down her throat without her noticing then. Might've suffocated her, but that's probably ok.

Pics or it didn't happen.

I do find it funny that you want a picture of his junk though...

[Bmore-coupe]

I do find it funny that you want a picture of his junk though...

Can we please not bring up looking at other guy's junk. All of the good times that were had last night and this morning were nullified when I got home, walked up the stairs to use the bathroom, noticed the door was closed, Ryan said that he would be out in a min, and proceeds to walk out with his junk out laughing on his way to their room.

[JLAUDIO85]

lol noice bro noice syphilis approved

[numbnuts240]

gota set that bish up for a ZJ.

-what's a zj?-if you have to ask, you can't afford it

I think that I am more proud that I had to do nothing and got molested

i woke up to a bj once. a little startling at first, but i forgave the intrusion very quickly.

[Bmore-coupe]

i woke up to a bj once. a little startling at first, but i forgave the intrusion very quickly.

Waking up to a BJ or sex is the best invasion of sleep ever.

[JLAUDIO85]

i slept with my junk in this girls mouth last wkend.....true story

[cellardoorv]

Ryan said that he would be out in a min, and proceeds to walk out with his junk out laughing on his way to their room.

[numbnuts240]

Waking up to a BJ or sex is the best invasion of sleep ever.

yer durn tootin

i slept with my junk in this girls mouth last wkend.....true story

that, i couldn't do. what if she had a bad dream and suddenly clenched her jaw shut?

[Bmore-coupe]

Keep that ish in your room

[AppleBonker]

proceeds to walk out with his junk out laughing on his way to their room.

So wait, you crashed at the chick's place last night? Dude, gotta bail on that immediately after you're done.

[cellardoorv]

Oh, Adam. I may, or may not, have pawned you off to one of my friends over the weekend.

[Bmore-coupe]

So wait, you crashed at the chick's place last night? Dude, gotta bail on that immediately after you're done.

I crash at her place pretty regularly. She lives less than a mile from like 4 bars, cant pass that up.

[AppleBonker]

Oh, Adam. I may, or may not, have pawned you off to one of my friends over the weekend.

Que?

[Bmore-coupe]

Que?

I was lost at that post too. I asked her to explain, and I still dont get it.

[AppleBonker]

I crash at her place pretty regularly. She lives less than a mile from like 4 bars, cant pass that up.

FWB bishes!

I was lost at that post too. I asked her to explain, and I still dont get it.

Good, thought I was going more retarded than normal there for a second.

[Bmore-coupe]

FWB bishes!

Yes and no, same chick with boyfriend that I spoke of previously. Usually just friends, but lately alcohol has brought out benefits more and more.

[JLAUDIO85]

that, i couldn't do. what if she had a bad dream and suddenly clenched her jaw shut?

I dunno what happened but i fell asleep and woke up like an hr or so after. Felt really awkward tho i remember.i was really smashed. Def.ly prefer waking up to it raather than waking up with drool on ur junk lol