I LEARNED'D something today!

[marlin29311]

HAI ROO!

I'm going to shower. Today and tomorrow, then weekend. Yaaay.

Edit

^----- meaning the work days. Not showering.

Hai!

[Mr1der]

"molon labe"

if you want some badass shirts, I'd suggest http://www.2a-gear.com

beats wearing a faggy Affliction shirt.

[numbnuts240]

But then the cleanup makes me want to vomit.

I'm with Adam on this one...Crimson tide is a good book, not a good activity....

so what do you do when it's that time and the girl is feeling frisky? give her the old headache routine? eff that, i'm dropping pants and recreating a crime scene

"dispatch, uhhh, looks like we have a 187. appears to be a crime of passion, homicide committed with the use of a stiff, blunt object. repeated stabs to the pelvic area. send the coroner and a clean-up crew."

[AppleBonker]

meaning the work days. Not showering.

Dammit, didn't post before the edit. Needless to say, I was highly confused.

[marlin29311]

so what do you do when it's that time and the girl is feeling frisky? give her the old headache routine? eff that, i'm dropping pants and recreating a crime scene

"dispatch, uhhh, looks like we have a 187. appears to be a crime of passion, homicide committed with the use of a stiff, blunt object. repeated stabs to the pelvic area. send the coroner and a clean-up crew."

Wait 4 days until she's uber horny - mucho fun. And when you only see each other a few times a week, it's not really noticeable.

[cellardoorv]

so what do you do when it's that time and the girl is feeling frisky? give her the old headache routine? eff that, i'm dropping pants and recreating a crime scene

Make that skank give you a BJ. If she's feeling frisky, she'll get off from it. Well... some do.



On the other hand, I've ventured into redwing territory once or twice, but towards the end of the flow where it's not too messy at all. A plus: it's way more sensitive during that time and feels ultra good. But I don't think I'd be comfortable with a mouth in that region during that time.

[Mr1der]

god help me I'm watching Rachel Ray

[AppleBonker]

so what do you do when it's that time and the girl is feeling frisky?

Never happened to me. I've been in a very limited number of long-term relationships. And I've found most chicks don't spring that thing on a guy they just met. If I ever ran into a chick that did, I'd ditch her and move on. Only one night wasted. It was only going to be that long anyway, so I just chalk it up to the same as a night of striking out.

[AppleBonker]

I've ventured into redwing territory once or twice, but towards the end of the flow where it's not too messy at all.

For some reason I read that as you eat snatch. Just sayin'.

god help me I'm watching Rachel Ray

WTF is wrong with you? Though, I think I would hate slam her.

[numbnuts240]

Make that skank give you a BJ. If she's feeling frisky, she'll get off from it. Well... some do.

i don't f*** for her benefit, i f*** for mine, and i looooove to f***. i have only gotten off from one bj in my entire life. truth.

[snwbrdr435]

The land lady gave me the go ahead for a fourth of July event.

Nico is still super slow

[numbnuts240]

your mom is super slow.

[Mr1der]

they have two broads discussing the differences of men and women.

talkin' bout women playing nice and building sand castles and s*** while the boys are getting in fights and acting like super heroes.

nature, it happens.

soon they'll be getting in the kitchen while the male procreates and protects

[DrifterXRPS13]

your welcome tito.

[numbnuts240]

your welcome tito.

[snwbrdr435]

Lol im with tito on this one. A shower after will clean that right up.

One of my friends had a one night encounter with this rather skanky girl, she was on the rag and didnt tell him. Next morning he had to play basketball with his dad just got up and went out, at the court his dads friends were like whats up your pants, his whole crotch area was covered. Yum

[Mr1der]

lol

I bet that was one of his dad's proudest moments.

[AppleBonker]

Lol im with tito on this one. A shower after will clean that right up.

Nah, if she wants me to do that, you can be damn sure it's going in her mouth after. That'll clean up, plus she wont suggest that crap anymore.

[JLAUDIO85]

ive done it a few times when i needed to get it off.....but still freaks me out

[Mr1der]

OORRRRR...she starts really getting into vampire erotic fiction and then starts making you watch Dark Shadows.

you don't want that. just use a damn towel.

[numbnuts240]

Nah, if she wants me to do that, you can be damn sure it's going in her mouth after. That'll clean up, plus she wont suggest that crap anymore.

can't knock it until you try it. it's not like turning on an outdoor spigot, full blast. it's like vagina juice, just red.

[marlin29311]

Nah, if she wants me to do that, you can be damn sure it's going in her mouth after. That'll clean up, plus she wont suggest that crap anymore.

So uh...in other news, the sun's out?

[numbnuts240]

is it? i haven't looked outside in a while. i cannot wait for beautiful weather this weekend.

[AppleBonker]

can't knock it until you try it. it's not like turning on an outdoor spigot, full blast. it's like vagina juice, just red.

It happened to me once on accident. Nothing was better/worse during the act, but I felt ill afterwards. No thank you.

in other news, the sun's out?

Same here. My lights are off in my office since the sun provides all the illumination I need.

[JLAUDIO85]

apparently 29 degrees out (in celcius which is about 82'F) this friday n Saturday...cant wait...maybe some golf time

[numbnuts240]

if i'm off on friday, first stop is the store to reload on car cleaning products, then to pick up a box of transmission parts that was finally dug out of that guy's garage who i got the engine from, then beer. after i get home, i'll spend the entire day cleaning the s*** out of my car so i can enjoy a nice long drive on saturday.

[RobPaulson]

it's the chunks you need to be mindful of.

ok this is just scary wtf kind of chicks u nom'ing on tito?

wait... no no, i dont want to know about faiz's chunkies. plz no.

[Otto.]

NICO doesn't look too different. >.>

Anyways. I watched The Hurt Locker last night. Good movie. The explosions were cool too.

[Mr1der]

I don't wanna sound queer or anything, but Lady Gaga rocks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...annel

[numbnuts240]

ok this is just scary wtf kind of chicks u nom'ing on tito?