I LEARNED'D something today!

Post by **Hijacker** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:48 am

That's a little too much potato...

Post by **drksolest** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:52 am

Post by **numbnuts240** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:55 am

when your veggies out weigh your steak, then you have a problem.

btw, irish car bombs made with thisequates to major win, and drunkeness.

Post by **Hijacker** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:57 am

I didn't drink as much as I wanted to this weekend -_-

Post by **Hijacker** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:00 am

Time for a stupid meeting. be back in a bit

Post by **numbnuts240** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:02 am

don't worry, we'll take turns keeping your seat warm for you

Post by **drksolest** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:05 am

numbnuts240 wrote:don't worry, we'll take turns keeping your seat warm for you

Post by **numbnuts240** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:16 am

either something dirty just went through your head, or you have gas.

Post by **xckid** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:19 am

well my weekend was awesome

Friends parents went out of town on 9am friday morning we gather around $150 and that was spent on beer and liquor. Well needles to say we drank that night, we killed 58 beers and half a bottle of jack daniel (liter and half) and a quarter of vodka(liter and half) their were about 10 to 12 ppl their not everyone was drinking . We blasted ska music thru the night ...least till a cop showed up for a noise compliant. Of course we jumped in the pool had some fun their. I had around 12 beers and crashed out at 4 ish or 5. ....I woke up at 9am and started to look around see who was left Cj(owner of the house) was asleep on his bed. peter and clay were crashed out on the couches . And i couldnt find my friend bobby. till i walked in the restroom, he passed out on the toilet taking dump ....around 6 ...i found him around 930 -10 ish.... and when i walked in to just clean my contacts i was like wtf. and he woke up and was like ...wtf...and i got out lol....Turns out he passed out their and woke up their. Woke up that morning made some potato and eggs with about 3lbs of cheese and some shiner in the mix. We jumped in the pool with the bottle of vodka and jack. and milk.... Later on thru out the day everything that was in the back yard eventually got tossed in the pool by evening ...the pool reaked of liqour and milk . Later that night few ppl came over brought some more beer finished up the liqour with them. watched my good friend get trashed we got to also watch 3 girls make out.

and i chilled in the hot tub with all three of them. Till my good friend almost took out a mirror. Later on that night he was out . So we decided to call it a night early and Start cleaning up ....god it was a pain...for some reason ppl decide to play hide the beer bottle around the house.

ohh on friday night remember that douche bag that took my friends cat. well he showed up with his gf...and some cupcakes .....-_-...they laced hte cup cakes with laxative .....they trusted me enough and told me about....so i instantly told everyone...I would have caused a scene because i saw the prick grab some shiner and put something in them and put them back in the fridge...but i didnt because I didnt want anything breaking in the house.

....ohh lol also of course its not a party till some thing breaks and some one gets cut..well i cut my foot open on hte sky vodka bottle and some vase's inside got broken.

Post by **drksolest** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:26 am

numbnuts240 wrote:either something dirty just went through your head, or you have gas.

hahahahahaha, no i was thinking dirty

xckid, wow... yep just wow... i'm glad now that i had a boring weekend.

Post by **numbnuts240** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:27 am

soooo, what's the deal with the milk?

Post by **xckid** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:57 am

numbnuts240 wrote:soooo, what's the deal with the milk?

uhhh we tried to make ....uhhh im d.......nvm i rememberd ...we tried to make a white russian and idk whats involed so we just got milk and vodka. and we drank it in the pool...

ohhh on the night that we cleand one of the girls left their bathing suit ..their.and since we couldnt leave anything behind .Because we had no idea what time his parents would come home sunday. I took the wet womens bathing suit and tossed it in the my car...it was a horrid idea....my car reaks of female crotch...(not the good kind) and wet clothes

Post by **drksolest** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:08 am

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww no Kahlua

Post by **numbnuts240** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:12 am

xckid wrote:my car reaks of female crotch...(not the good kind) and wet clothes

Post by **BigMACKenzie** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:27 am

YO XC, you should be very worried about this guy, the only thing I can think of putting in a beer and replacing it in the fridge is a roofie (not my style but wtf else can you put in beer?) if he is a big enough FVckhead to want to ruin everyones weekend you should just beat his @$$ on principle. and his douchette girlfriend knew about the laxatives and didnt tell anyone? gently caress her too. glad to hear you guys had a good weekend and sorry about the crotch smell in your car man. it happens to the best of us some times.

Post by **numbnuts240** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:28 am

that whole panty thing reminded me of that movie superbad, which i just saw for the first time on saturday.

Post by **drksolest** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:30 am

hahahhah shame on you for just now gettin' to that movie. jj

Post by **Hijacker** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:30 am

My seat smells now...

btw, longest meeting ever

Post by **drksolest** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:31 am

hahahahh glad to have you back!

sorry bout the gas

Post by **numbnuts240** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:32 am

that quick run the taco bell right efter he left probably didn't help the situation all that much

Post by **Hijacker** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:33 am

It was a training meeting for my training class. I can boil down the last hour and half to a gigantic b1tch fest about how some of my classmates' work is getting checked.

Post by **numbnuts240** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:36 am

if it makes you feel any better, um, well...i actually have nothing to say that may make you feel better about the meeting. chicken testicles.

Post by **drksolest** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:38 am

i'm gonna eat soup.... k thnx bai! bbsoon

Post by **xckid** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:38 am

BigMACKenzie wrote:YO XC, you should be very worried about this guy, the only thing I can think of putting in a beer and replacing it in the fridge is a roofie (not my style but wtf else can you put in beer?) if he is a big enough FVckhead to want to ruin everyones weekend you should just beat his @$$ on principle. and his douchette girlfriend knew about the laxatives and didnt tell anyone? gently caress her too. glad to hear you guys had a good weekend and sorry about the crotch smell in your car man. it happens to the best of us some times.

ohh their will be no more of their shinanigins.....even though their shinanigins arent checky and funny. either way..His gf has been friends with the owner of the house for a very long time. And he got rather upset. at them She realized how dumb they were being and got mad at her bf . She was crying the whole nine yards. She came to me saying how sorry she was also. I figure she might have thing for me but nothing big.AS we use to mess around before she started dating.

mk...check with ya guys laters im going to go cut grass we got a tropical storm on our way. and or hurricane. idk will find out

Post by **Dittoz7** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:41 am

I Miss Hurricanes...

Post by **Hijacker** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:41 am

drksolest wrote:i'm gonna eat soup.... k thnx bai! bbsoon

Oi...I'm so hungry...I only had enough cereal for half a bowl this morning. And now I'm working on a policy for a mexican food distributor. I don't even like mexican food, but this is making my mouth water...

Dammit, now I'm Bawwing

Post by **numbnuts240** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:42 am

hey, when you're done, would you mind stopping by my house and cutting my grass as well? i've been putting it off because of the heat, but you're from tx, you should be used to it. plus you will already be in grass cutting mode.

Post by **xckid** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:08 am

numbnuts240 wrote:hey, when you're done, would you mind stopping by my house and cutting my grass as well? i've been putting it off because of the heat, but you're from tx, you should be used to it. plus you will already be in grass cutting mode.

hahha if you lived near by id say sure..just buy me a box of little ceasers and a drink lol

Post by **drksolest** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:32 am

mmmmmmmmmmm was so good!

Post by **numbnuts240** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:39 am

waaaay too hot for soup. i cooked dinner a total of two times last week because i really had no appetite due to the heat. i wanted to make a steak tonight, but i forgot to take the meat out of the freezer to thaw out .

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