So I called them this morning. Surprise surprise Steph wasn't in, but she'd be back in a couple hours and would call me back.
5.5 hours later I call her and say "hey I'm calling cos you never call me back"... meaning not just today, but all the time... ever. She snapped and said "Well I couldn't have called you if I just got in now can I?!". Way to kick things off.
I open by saying "I'm just calling to get my money back, and wash my hands of this whole ordeal. Hopefully you have read the email I sent you".
She jumps down my throat. "I'm not giving you your money back. We need to verify that the Megasquirt is bad, so you have to ship it to us, we'll ship it to Greece and have the guy look at it. If he says its bad, we'll repair it and give it to you"
Me: "Steph, that is unacceptable. That will take forever, not to mention you'll have all the chips in your possession at that point (parts and money), and its in your best interest to make things look like there was nothing wrong. I just want my money back". She then starts yelling about how I called her a liar. Basically she's insulted that I don't think she would provide me with truthful accurate results of whatever test she is going to run.
I propose we ship it to a 3rd party to have them check it (DIY in Atlanta). It will be faster, and an un-biased judgement.
Stephanie: "NO!! NO NO NO!! I Will not agree to that!!"
Me: "ok, I can see we're getting nowhere with this... lets move on. The injectors you sold me. You have them labeled on your website as DENSO 550cc injectors. You shipped me Bosch 250cc injectors".
Stephanie "NO!!! NO NO!!! Our website says 'DENSO STYLE' Injectors!! You have modified Bosch injectors. They ARE 550cc!".
Mind you, now I know she's a dirty rotten liar.

Do you see "DENSO STYLE" anywhere on there?
Anyway, whatever. I say "Ok then, if they are 550cc, then why was my car leaning out under boost... and the ultimate question- how the hell does my factory ECU run these injectors without running rich or anything?!"
Steph: "You can do that... the factory ECU will run 550cc injectors"
Me: "Ok Steph, you're wrong. I just want my money back. Hell, I'll ship these to a 3rd party to get them flow tested"
Steph "NO NO NO!!! We have to do it all!"
Me: "What is the time frame associated with that? It took 10 weeks to get my Megasquirt"
Steph: "I will not give you a timeframe"
Me: "Ok, then I am contacting my credit card company and telling them to withdraw the payment"
Steph: "Then you are a thief!"
Me: "call it whatever you want, I'm getting my money back."
Steph: "I need to talk this over with Corky"
Me: "Do you have a timeframe on that?"
Steph "No. I will not give you a time for that"
Me: ".... .... (stunned).... ok if I don't hear anything by Monday, it goes to the lawyers"
Then Steph got pretty angry again, and we more or less ended up hanging up on each other. Note: this is a condensed version. I had them f*** on so many levels its not funny. Megasquirt being labeled as a PNP (DIY trademark, meaning it came from them when it really didn't). Megasquirt not coming with features it was advertised with.
I ended up just saying F it, and contacted the credit card company immediately after hanging up with her. I'm only getting $1225 back from them, seeing as how everything else (the injectors) was paid through paypal. I'll try raising a dispute with them now too. Bell owes me $1499 in total.
What a freaking nightmare. Honestly, I'm done talking to Steph. She is not logical at all. Big Cheese Corky Bell from here on out.