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I cant stand her. She thinks shes the greatest thing ever. And I'm rather tired of seeing her and her whipped boy on the news.

Gigli was a flop, thankfully.

-Jesda


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I'd still hit it ...

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so would 99% of the male population (including me)

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She is mad fake, there's no sense in dating PDIDDY and FruitcakeAfflek, since they are polar opposites

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I wouldn't go near her. Women with big dumpers are not my style.

Don't want nonna dat *pad-dunk-a-dunk*. Besides, she's a crappy actress and an annoying pop icon. I wouldn't be adverse to seeing the two of them impaled on a stake and roasted over a slow flame by New Ginuea cannibals.

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W3RD.

I hate her acting, she sucks so bad. anyone notice most of her later movies had to do with a guy who falls inlove with her. thats all it is. and she sucks at singing. "im still down with my people, they just cant get near me with out paying" and BenUfleck is getting on my nerves too. he was ok in a few movies, but now hes just a puss.

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:Werd for a55flick.

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I concur.

I was never a big fan. She has a great body, but then again, who in Hollywood these days doesn't?

She's gotta be dumb as a stump. Probably not very good company (which, believe it or not, is important).

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Well I know I didn't mean good company during the day.. :D

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AZhitman wrote:I concur.

I was never a big fan. She has a great body, but then again, who in Hollywood these days doesn't?

She's gotta be dumb as a stump. Probably not very good company (which, believe it or not, is important).


:Werd to that too... She's got an awesome body, I'll give her that, but the way she acts totally turns me off.

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How many JLos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. You'll never get her fat *** in there.

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hot-yesbrains-doubt ittaste in men- WTF?!

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Some guys like a big can...matter of preference, I guess, although I think from behind she looks like a baby elephant.

BTW, "Gigli" is already starting to get pulled from theaters, the producers are going to concentrate more on "Bad Boys 2" (another of their films) that is doing much better box office-wise, rather than waste more money advertising for a bomb.

Naturally, I didn't pay to see the movie, but just reading some of the retarded dialogue from the reviews made me cringe. "Turkey time, gobble gobble?" WTF?

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Have I been living in a box or something? Gigli? WTF? J-Lo has yet another sh!tty movie out. Wow...

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Gigli - pronounced "jiggly"

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Yeah, all she's got going for her is her body, her work ethic and her determination. She isn't a very good singer, but for some reason most of the popular stars right now aren't. It's all about image. I can't see how she can justify songs like "I'm Real" and "Jenny from the Block" when she spends six figures to hire an eyebrow plucker to follow her around. How many people could be fed or how many kids could go to college with the money celebrities spend on ridiculous s***. I'll write for days on the whole conspicuous consumption thing.

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i'll dunk the meat pipe in her @55!!!!

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and, i feel compelled to transcribe a joke i heard on Conan O'Brien. It was a while ago, but funny.

Quote »originally told by Conan O'Brien

"Jennifer Lopez pulled a fire alarm to get out of the hotel room she was in with her new boyfriend Ben Affleck. She did it because she was uncomfortable being in a room that her ex-boyfriend Puff Daddy had been in the night before. Ben Affleck didn't have a problem, though, because he's used to going places Puff Daddy has already been.[/quote]Ha ha ha.

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yeah i hate her too!!! im glad that Gigli was flap...haha they only made $3,753,518....lolz

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I30T wrote:
and, i feel compelled to transcribe a joke i heard on Conan O'Brien. It was a while ago, but funny.

Ha ha ha.
:boink lol that's great!!!

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For a second there, I thought I walked in on an Analholics Anonymous support group...
suspectrb25det wrote:i'll dunk the meat pipe in her @55!!!!


You'd be better be packing the Guns of Navarone else you'll be slipping and sliding like it was Chutes and Ladders.

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JLo is great looking from the waist up, a beautiful face, but she has more crack than a drug dealer. That booty is waaaay too big for my taste. She's an okay actress, but a pretty weak singer, and in love with getting married.

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Sopdadope wrote:You'd be better be packing the Guns of Navarone else you'll be slipping and sliding like it was Chutes and Ladders.


LMAO @ Soph...:D

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AZhitman wrote:LMAO @ Soph...:D


Greg, I ain't joking. I heard P. Duddy's lost a few Rolex's in there. :D

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Might need a search party to find those watches.

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Bubba1 wrote:Might need a search party to find those watches.
lolz

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haha, then her a55 would actually be worth something...

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She's not as good looking as they make her out to be. And actually, for Gigli, they airbrushed her a55 and made her boobs bigger, for which she got mad... I like plenty of rear, but that thing is getting out of hand...

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Its not proportional, so its kinda gross.


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