I Hate J-Lo

Website · Post by **lbrowne** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:54 am

Attractive woman, I like girls with a bit of meat on em and not skin and bone.

However she can not sing to save her life. It bugs me to hear people say shes a great singer.

Post by **toki** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:54 am

I think we all know who is jealous :rolleyes

Post by **Holisticbeatz** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:54 am

Quote »Forbes.com"]She dances, she sings, she acts, she marries, she divorces, she dates, she remarries. It's lucrative work, but the big bucks come at the box office, where she's become a genuine leading lady, demanding about $12 million per film. She costars with her fiancé Ben Affleck in the upcoming Jersey Girl' and stars alongside Robert Redford in An Unfinished Life. Her perfume and clothing line, after a rocky start, have picked up steam, generating more than $140 million in sales.[/quote]I don't hate her, I just hate that I can't have talent like her. She's ranked number 5 on Forbe's Celebrity 100, give the girl some credit.

Post by **Repo Man** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:54 am

Me and Anand love the big butts and we cannot lie. Werd.

Post by **Jesda** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:54 am

She can make money and STILL be a talentless whore! Man, talk about overcoming adversity. Hooray for the American dream!

Post by **Holisticbeatz** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:54 am

Jesda wrote:She can make money and STILL be a talentless whore! Man, talk about overcoming adversity. Hooray for the American dream!

I disagree, J. Lo is not a talentless whore. She just shakes what her mommy gave her and it sells. Yea.. talk about adversity, a minority making millions in the entertainment business. Indeed, hooray for the American Dream! Leave J. Lo alone.. this thread should be changed from "I Hate J-Lo" to "I Hate Anna Nicole Smith"

Post by **jacob360** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:54 am

Hell yeah! Anna Nicole is disgusting in so many ways. Watching her show is like watching a car wreck. Its terrible and it makes me sick, but to such a level that its awe inspiring and I cant look away.

J Lo is just playing the game, and playing it well.

Post by **HongKongChick** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:54 am

J.Lo has a nice body and all, but she Can't keep a man.......

Post by **SmithSR** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:54 am

Update on female body shape:

"Bone is for the dog, meat is for the man!!"

However, I have had great success with small asian women that I would classify as "built for speed"

Post by **Jesda** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:54 am

Holisticbeatz wrote:I disagree, J. Lo is not a talentless whore. She just shakes what her mommy gave her and it sells. Yea.. talk about adversity, a minority making millions in the entertainment business. Indeed, hooray for the American Dream! Leave J. Lo alone.. this thread should be changed from "I Hate J-Lo" to "I Hate Anna Nicole Smith"

Uhh, no. Being a poor minority is not the adversity I was referring to. Do you have any idea how many non-whites make it BIG in entertainment?

Lets start with... Michael Jackson (back when he was brown)Tupac50 CentDr DreWhitney HoustonMariah CareyOprah WinfreyEddie MurphyWill SmithThis list can go on... point is that success in entertainment transcends color.

I mean come on, give me a break. This whole "I was a broke child from the Bronx" act just doesnt fly. She thinks it makes her special, more special than anyone else.

My mother is a millionaire, and she grew up on a chicken farm in Thailand with no electricity or running water... and she is contrastingly NOT talentless NOR is she a whore, and to boot... she can sing!

Lopez however cant sing, cant act, and shes completely full of herself. What kind of twisted idiot has to keep singing songs emphasizing "I'm Real"? Ah yes, the fake kind.

Wait, are we talking about J Ho or Christina Aguilera?

Post by **Megaseth** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:54 am

you said it best Jesda

Post by **InstantRice** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:54 am

Megaseth wrote:haha, then her a55 would actually be worth something...

her a55 is the only thing worth something.

Post by **InstantRice** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:54 am

AND its insured for 2 million a cheek! If your married to her that week and someone comes up and punches a cheek your in there man!

Post by **AZhitman** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:54 am

I'm not a fan.

I see hotter chicks than her at the local mall.

Post by **InstantRice** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:54 am

too bad you can say that about almost every girl. Theres always someone hotter.

Post by **AZhitman** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:54 am

How is that "too bad"?

Something you want to tell us there, IR?

Post by **InstantRice** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:54 am

hey im straight as an arrow, that is unless hitmans around, ohhh hitman

Post by **redrocket** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:54 am

Michael Jackson only in America where a poor black boy can growup to be a rich white man.......

Now J-lo has got a riding a55 talk **** about it all ya want but all it means is that you don't have to work as hard you hit it one good time and it bounce back sorta like a saturn

Post by **Bubba1** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:54 am

HongKongChick wrote:J.Lo has a nice body and all, but she Can't keep a man.......

I must disagree with you HKC. It not that she can't keep a man. I don't think she has a problem keeping them. What she does is discard her husbands when she thinks she finds "better" ones. That's very cold, and it makes her much less attractive in my book. I think Affleck's a sap and headed for heartache.

Post by **tinted** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:54 am

Did you hear what Affleck did? or whats been reported he did

Post by **AZhitman** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:54 am

:Werd to that.

Besides, who wants Puffy's or Sean's or P-Doody's (or whatever the hell that talentless putz calls himself) warmed-up leftovers?

And what's "B-Aff" (nerdy white-bread boy) gonna do when "J-Lo" (gotta change that name to sound ghetto) is getting fondled by every rapstar in America each time she does a new video? Do we think he's gonna be cool with that?

Post by **Tweaky_Tom** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:54 am

Well 'ol benny got busted in a strip club so i don't think it'll be much of a problem..hehe. Poor Ben, at least he went down with a face full of boobies!

Post by **Megaseth** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:54 am

Its a publicity marriage. it wont last more than a year. and she'll become even more famous, and then date some new actor or rapper, or sports star and then get married and then the process starts all over again.

and speaking of Sean Combs being a talentless putz, did you happen to see the Celebirty Death Match where they make the crack at him when he was throwing records> "and just like in real life, hes using other peoples records to make his hits" soooo true. i really hate what he did to Kasmir. pissed me off so bad.

Post by **Tweaky_Tom** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:54 am

Seriously, i was pissed when i heard the Godzilla sound track. What a waste man!

Post by **Bubba1** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:54 am

One of the strippers he said he didn't party with was on Howard Stern's show and gave plenty of detail.

Post by **Tweaky_Tom** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:54 am

Yeah that's where i heard it. That was some funny stuff. I wish she'd shave my backhair!

Post by **Bubba1** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:54 am

Ha Yeah. Who woulda thought Christian Slater was so weird?

Post by **Tweaky_Tom** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:54 am

They had to have been SMASHED!:puke

Post by **yeswepromise** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:54 am

i would have relations with jennifer lopez.

Website · Post by **TurboKA37** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:54 am

i would really like diddy to make a cd or even a song by himself with out featuring anybody and the song would have to be an original (not a remix of any sort). he would fail so bad it would be halarious. god i hate how he thinks he can rap and **** when all he says in the videos is "uh-huh, yea"

I Hate J-Lo

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