For an affluent fastidious serial killer this product is a boon! Think about the subtle yet formidable win in this trash can. So there you are standing on the plastic you laid down to protect your imported Italian terrazzo tile from the copious blood spilled when you chopped off the head of that hooker you brought home with that new ceramic santoku knife you picked up from sharper image, what, you just toss the head in a plastic garbage can, seriously?
Of course not. That would be uncivilized. Being the discerning psychopath that you are you have put as much thought into your disposal system as in your choice of victim. We know, she looked like your mom, and your mom used you make you wear dresses and makeup because she wanted a little girl and this drug addict streetwalker reminded you of her so of course no logical person would begrudge you the desire to cut her up into pieces while listening to Sunglasses at Night by Corey Hart
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Let's see all the great reasons you dropped almost two bills on this great trash can!
patented toe kick: Patented toe kick provides easy access to the pedal and helps protect the can.
If you find yourself burdened with two severed heads, a,, double header as it were, you can open the can with your foot.
silent close lid: Our patented lid shox® technology controls the motion of the lid for a slow, silent close.
Nobody will hear you opening the can to drop a severed head in it and become curious, no pesky witnesses.
strong, all-steel pedal: Our strong, all-steel pedal is engineered to last over 150,000 steps ? that's more than 20 steps a day for 20 years.
You can dispose of your severed heads in ad infinitum
fingerprint-proof: Fingerprint-proof finish resists smudges to keep stainless steel shiny.
Don't you watch CSI? Suck on that Grissom, dust away b**** because this can don't show prints!
hide excess bag: Bag tuck® opening tucks away excess bag so it stays neatly out of sight.
If you have company over you won't be embarrassed by unsightly excess bag peekage and your social status will be maintained. Trash bag hanging out, what are we, cavemen?
