Got your Transformer 2 tickets yet?

[numbnuts240]

I'm planning to do the same thing that I did when the first Transformers movie released.....ignore it until it runs on HBO.

i don't waste money on going to the movies anymore. i pay for hbo and record everything i didn't see in theaters to watch on my own time. that way if it completely blows, i know that i didn't waste any extra time or money on it. besides, i always end up falling asleep anyways. i just finally saw all of "dark knight" like last week.

[Nali]

Shia LeDouchelittle rectum-faced pygmyShia Lesmeggingdouchepants.

Haha, i lol'd so hard reading that post.

But you should do what i did for transformers 1. Whenever there isnt a robot on screen ignore everything that happens.When there is a robot, check to see if its doing something awesome if it isnt, then again, ignore everything that happens.....what you are left with, is a really Epic movie, however nonsensical it may be.

Optimus vs Boncrusher FTW!!

[lsd_se]

I havent' seen it yet, but I'm hoping it's as good as the first one.

[numbnuts240]

you couldn't have seen it yet, it hasn't opened.

[Bronze MFP]

first off, RIGHT ON minister of doom. I cant stand shia...

I'm not completly excited about transformers 2. i'm sure i'll see it, but i'm not checking it out the weekend it opens like i did for terminator.

[unknown007]

Only thing I really liked about Transformers was the chick she FINE!!! Other than that it's not a big deal if I watch it or not. People get wet over it though.

[Nali]

This chick?



If she was the best part of transformers for you then the movie was an absolute failure, and i feel sorry for you if you paid to go see it.Shes far from pretty

[Jesda]

Michael Bay movies are typically more fun on a massive digital screen in THX.

[Kohster]

The first one was meh, and I only saw it because it was on HBO while I was house cleaning.

[hsckris]

Michael Bay movies are typically more fun on a massive digital screen in THX.

I'm seeing it in Imax for that reason.... usually better there.Dark knight was epic in Imax.

Sometimes you get a queasy feeling when they do the whole shaky camera garbage b/c the screen is so big...

[Koshin]

who ever that was that said Megan Fox is far from pretty, is far from heterosexual...

On a different note....I just found a download for the new transformers....I hope I see it in a hour or so....

[Gold Digger]

you couldn't have seen it yet, it hasn't opened.

What do you mean it hasn't opened yet? I watched it last weekend...the 20th to be exact. Was good. I liked it.

[Koshin]

not in the States foo....

[Koshin]

watching it as Im typing this

[SEV6]

who ever that was that said Megan Fox is far from pretty, is far from heterosexual...

So you like muffin top and saggy titties?

[wackawacka]

Megan Fox

... was hot in the first one. has gone downhill since.

[Koshin]

So you like muffin top and saggy titties?

im sure you bang hotter chicks that her daily right?

ANYWAYZ

Transformers II is off the hook

y0

[Nali]

Just finished the Movie.And as a Transformers fan and a movie fan.Im disappointed, Yes the battles were awesome. But thats it.Ive read the original Fallen comics, so i knew what the story was, but still trying to follow the story in the movie was like being high and trying to count the stars.....who the F*** thought it was a good idea to use the Fallen as a villain in this movie.This movie should have been the Reign of Starscream or The Transformers are all dead with Shockwave.

Megan foxs' unprettiness and spaced out tits didnt help the movie either.Im almost sad that this movie didnt deliver.Ill go watch it again tomorrow just so i can see if i missed anything but i doubt it.

TFII is def not going to win summer for me.

[ADDirishboy]

It's Michael Bay.

WTF did you expect?

[RagingPanda]

im sure you bang hotter chicks that her daily right?

ANYWAYZ

Transformers II is off the hook

y0

I can take her muffin top and saggy tits over for you

[Nali]

It's Michael Bay.

WTF did you expect?

Atleast the first movie was coherent, and the story had some structure to it.

This one is mindless, you might as well watch it super drunk, cuz trying to understand any part of it leaves you mindf..ked

And what they did to JetFire....OMG im going have to assassinate Micheal Bay and his whole team for sure for sure.

[Dire91]

This chick?



If she was the best part of transformers for you then the movie was an absolute failure, and i feel sorry for you if you paid to go see it.Shes far from pretty

What's your taste in women then?This?

[snwbrdr435]

WEhat the f*** IS THAT

[Nali]

What's your taste in women then?This?

Nice find bro.

But ill take Supergirl over Megan Fox anyday. Heck give me enough time and ill find you 100 celebrities id rather.

[NSR_s30]

Transfomers 2 WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Koshin]

I liked it as well....did not dissappoint

[4cefed]

Atleast the first movie was coherent, and the story had some structure to it.

This one is mindless, you might as well watch it super drunk, cuz trying to understand any part of it leaves you mindf..ked

And what they did to JetFire....OMG im going have to assassinate Micheal Bay and his whole team for sure for sure.

Dude dude dude.... easy. Not many people read comics. If it's a good movie I really don't care if it follows the original plot line. I loved "The Dark Knight" and being a Batman fan I know they just kind of made that one up. But I think it's my fav Batman movie now.

Movie rocked, going to see it again this weekend.

PS, I never should have read this thread first, every time they had megan fox on screen I kept focusing on the ugly separated boobies thing. Thanks NICO.

[snwbrdr435]

I liked it, michael bay is just gay for spinning cameras. Only problem i have with the movie.

[Nali]

PS, I never should have read this thread first, every time they had megan fox on screen I kept focusing on the ugly separated boobies thing. Thanks NICO.

haha, sorry for pointing that out. But its impossible to miss.Those things are freakishly separated. Its almost like they are both N sides of a magnet and are trying to run from each other.

The right one is like

while the left is thinking

And sorry guys but this movie was pathetic by any standards, how many of you can tell me what the bad guys actually wanted on earth?Then tell me why they wanted whatever it is that they wanted?If they wanted the sun so much, why didnt they just build the stupid machine on Mars or Venus, better yet on the frikkin moon. No disturbances from puny humans.Next explain to me what makes the primes so awesome?And why is it that only a prime can kill the fallen?Also, if the Decepticon have figured out the Pretender shell technology, why the heck didnt they just use pretenders to infiltrate the army. Heck with like 5 pretenders in the NEST team, that awesome AUDI at the beginning would still be alive.

The only reason this movie is worth the watch is because of the fight scenes. Literally everything else is useless. Everything,..... anytime time the robots arent fighting you might as well walk out and take a piss break.

P.S The Autobots are frikkin evil, i felt sorry for the AUDI that thing looked scared outta its mind, and they hunted it down and killed it, simply because it had a decepticon logo

P.P.S Not one of the good guys died(OP doesnt count). The Decepticons had a tank that could transform into a jet, ur telling me they could get 1 TF kill?Heck, they had a transformer that was 5 transformers put together....and they couldnt get one, not even one of those annoying twins?Bullsh.t

[4cefed]

Heck, they had a transformer that was 5 transformers put together....and they couldnt get one, not even one of those annoying twins?Bullsh.t

Almost forgot about that, they came really close to Jar Jar Binksing this movie.