Girls suck, literally....help ASAP

Post by **rousie13** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:49 pm

Well I got vamped once again, and by yet another girl. Anyway I want to ask this girl out from work, so this whole hickey thing is putting a damper on this.

Do I:a)Ask her out tomorrow and try to cover the hickey up with makeup or something?b)Ask her out and not try to cover it up?c)Wait until Saturday(have to work then) and ask her out then?d)Wait until next week when it's gone and then ask her out?

Post by **nametakennow** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:49 pm

Uh, yeah, get rid of that **** first... if you do an awesome job of covering it up (hellllooooo? Chick friends with makeup man!) then you're clear, but I'd get rid of it first cause well... what if she goes to vamp too and notices you've been vamped recently?

Yup, you'd get :owned by the "you suck" gremlins.

Post by **Jesda** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:49 pm

This thread is funny.

Sorry, no useful input for you.

Post by **rousie13** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:49 pm

haha....glad I could help. :pface

Post by **nametakennow** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:49 pm

What kind of girls you know man? Good ones don't leave any marks... nothing against your girls... but they should know how to not leave marks... how old are they?

Post by **dr!ft** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:49 pm

Here's my solution: turtleneck.

Post by **rousie13** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:49 pm

nametakennow wrote:What kind of girls you know man? Good ones don't leave any marks... nothing against your girls... but they should know how to not leave marks... how old are they?

They're usually 18-22. I seem to find the biters and rough ones. :help

Post by **nametakennow** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:49 pm

Damn man, I'm 17, the girls I know know how to NOT leave marks... only had one hickey in my life... that chick never went for my neck again, lol...

Yeah, we dated for 13+ months... vamped in the 6th, so... that's quite a while.

Whatever, tell em to watch it, you must bruise easily.

Post by **dr!ft** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:49 pm

Well, in case it happens again, rub some poop or rat poison on your neck. Then, they probably won't stay on your neck long enough to leave a hickey...

Post by **rousie13** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:49 pm

All I know is another girl is not going for my neck, unless we have been dating for a while....argh.

Post by **nametakennow** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:49 pm

Werd, hickeys suck so bad... I hated mine... so I tell girls right off, "watch it, if I get a hickey my life is over, and thus, so are we."

Post by **rousie13** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:49 pm

I am definately doing that from now on....cause this sucks. I'm going to get a wise arse comment from my parents about this one again.

Post by **w1ngzer0** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:49 pm

blah blah another whiny male

Post by **Mr1der** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:49 pm

hit yourself in the eye and claim it's from a fight...

Post by **IlIkEmYz** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:49 pm

i like the poo idea bet you her life that it would work.

but i think you shouldn't cover it up because a relationship starts with honesty.

Also the hickey make you look like a pimp daddy and that would probably make her want you more, or it could also make her super jelous and also want you more.

Post by **Mr1der** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:49 pm

or make her think your just looking for sex and a typical male pig.

Post by **phenryiv1** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:49 pm

Ice it. Then use heat to dissapate the bruise.

Post by **navysnail** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:49 pm

so the fleas got you again......

Post by **SmithSR** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:49 pm

Quit letting them leave their mark on you kid. Wake up man. As soon as you fight a girl off of you when she tries to leave her mark, she'll fight twice as hard to leave a mark, this means she'll get excited, start wondering if you won't let her do it because you don't want your other g/f's to see it, and make her work extra hard to leave her mark. This all works in your favor because sooner or later something in that brain of their's clicks, POW, and then they decide that if they can't leave an obvious mark, they'll go for less likely but equal in importance locations to warn off other young broads. chest, abdomen, inner thigh. These all work toward your favor. Play along and 'let her win' when she's leaving marks in places that require removal of at least two layers of your clothes. In the end you win. A win is a win. Today, young broads, tomorrow, the world.

Post by **SmithSR** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:49 pm

PS she knows she's spinnin plates and figures you're doing the same. You win by letting her go vampire on you in places that are not noticeable to the passer-by. This way no new women know.

Post by **IlIkEmYz** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:49 pm

SmithSR wrote:Quit letting them leave their mark on you kid. Wake up man. As soon as you fight a girl off of you when she tries to leave her mark, she'll fight twice as hard to leave a mark, this means she'll get excited, start wondering if you won't let her do it because you don't want your other g/f's to see it, and make her work extra hard to leave her mark. This all works in your favor because sooner or later something in that brain of their's clicks, POW, and then they decide that if they can't leave an obvious mark, they'll go for less likely but equal in importance locations to warn off other young broads. chest, abdomen, inner thigh. These all work toward your favor. Play along and 'let her win' when she's leaving marks in places that require removal of at least two layers of your clothes. In the end you win. A win is a win. Today, young broads, tomorrow, the world.

that is so true girls always want things that they can't get.

Post by **Jesda** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:49 pm

Dont tell her about the hickey! Jesus... if women REALLY heard the truth from us they'd freak out and kill us all.

Post by **supra brit** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:49 pm

HICKIES!? damn how old r u!? those are like elementary school!

Post by **SmithSR** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:49 pm

Then why would so many late teens/early twenties broads fight with every last breath to apply them liberally to a suitable male host?

...so elementary school minded...

a wise man once said "act your age"

?

Post by **Zydeco** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:49 pm

hey to get ride of hickies, use a cold spoon and rub it in a curcle motion for a wile and it will just look like a bruse.

Post by **Cyberkreig** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:49 pm

Next time a girl is fighting to give you a hickie, whip out the pee nee and tell her to give it her best shot.. If she gets it right, you'll give her yours. OH bah-dump-bump!

Seriously, wait or hide it.

Post by **Dattebayo** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:49 pm

Give her a hickey on the forehead next time, she'll learn her lesson.:freak

Post by **IlIkEmYz** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:49 pm

that is some funny SHIOT 2BN_S13

Post by **rousie13** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:49 pm

SmithSR wrote:Quit letting them leave their mark on you kid. Wake up man. As soon as you fight a girl off of you when she tries to leave her mark, she'll fight twice as hard to leave a mark, this means she'll get excited, start wondering if you won't let her do it because you don't want your other g/f's to see it, and make her work extra hard to leave her mark. This all works in your favor because sooner or later something in that brain of their's clicks, POW, and then they decide that if they can't leave an obvious mark, they'll go for less likely but equal in importance locations to warn off other young broads. chest, abdomen, inner thigh. These all work toward your favor. Play along and 'let her win' when she's leaving marks in places that require removal of at least two layers of your clothes. In the end you win. A win is a win. Today, young broads, tomorrow, the world.

haha.....you are awesome. Funny post.

Post by **rousie13** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:49 pm

2nrchic wrote:HICKIES!? damn how old r u!? those are like elementary school!

I'm 20 thank you very much, and it does seem like the more you fight a girl trying to suck your neck, the more they try.

And shut up Mike. :pface

Girls suck, literally....help ASAP

Girls suck, literally....help ASAP

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