Girls suck, literally....help ASAP

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Kaioshin1982
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u were vaccuming and the vaccum had too much torque so it dori dori'ed in to your neck and it sucked on it.....

There... thats what you can tell the girl


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supra brit
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i don't suck necks...... :eek: :D

hehe haha

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Next time... slap the ***** like a mesquito ;) j/k i am not a women hater! or hitter... actualy you cant hit a women.... just shake the **** out of her ;). Get it covered up or be like "Damn mequitos down here are crazy!" Ask 2nrchic... she knows about the mesquitos.

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supra brit
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haha! get a zapper. or don't let a girl stay at your neck too long, lol

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2nrchic wrote:i don't suck necks...... :eek: :D

hehe haha


haha... there's another one...;)

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:slap Slap her!

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Girls cant leave to much of a visible mark on my neck. I am immune to their attacks. Its so good to be black. I can get vamped, go into the next room, and the girl will never know.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! Ya'll cant leave your mark on me dammit!

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Mr1der
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bastard!

ah well...they can leave you smelling like perfume or make up on your clothes still...

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2nrchic wrote:i don't suck necks...... :eek: :D

hehe haha


Why oh why do you have to be such a tease.

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1der that's what the Axe in my pocket is for.

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Which one do you use? I love phoenix and essence.

So do my lady friends.

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I have Essence and Kilo. I have a mini can of touch that came in a bonus pack with the Kilo. Touch=Teh nasty. Axe is so good, especially after gym or sports. It cools you down a makes you smell good at the same time.

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supra brit
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Ya'll love it, don't lie :icesangel

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My parents are being gay, like usual. The guys at work were being pretty dumb too. All the girls at work were looking at me and just smiling....not sure what that was about.

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Yes we do.

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supra brit
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I just don't understand hickies...I've never had one and never given one...any volunteers? Just kidding! Haha!

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Hickies are the suck. Simply put. Stupid vamp marks that aren't much fun to have (or give, for that matter). A good neck-kisser can do far more without giving a hickey. It all just takes practice.

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Things you never want to hear from your parents:

Dad: You must have been pretty good for her to bite your neck like that.

Mom: I don't care what naughty stuff you do as long as you wrap it up.

Not stuff I want to hear from my parents. :mad:

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:Werd

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Better than mine.

"I'm not taking care of your mistake! If you're going to be dumb enough to do it, at least wear protection!" -all because of a HICKEY, Jebus!

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I hear ya.......then my dad goes did you atleast go longer than 5 seconds....wtf.

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Ilk! Just wrong.

Yeah I don't see how a hickey could feel good...I like kissing, but not freakin suction!

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It doesn't feel terribly good, as I said, a good kisser can do more without leaving marks than with them.

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Light biting has a certain pleasure to it though.....just not on my neck damn it. :mad:

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Hehe...this is too much for me!!!

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That's a given.

Is your neck sore? I remember mine being sore in that spot for a while... but it was over a year ago, so I don't really remember too well.

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Not really......just a nice bruise.

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LOL! Your parents are just like mine. If any minor sexual situation comes up on TV or just conversation, my mom says, "You better keep your **** in your pants. And no head in the back of the school like that girl did on the school ski trip." One time I stuck my tongue out at her(I have a sorta long tongue ;)) and she said, "Damn. I keep tellin you that you're going to choke some girl." This is by far the worst though. One day I was driving to my aunts house and we were talkin about how Im up all night(most of you know that already). Then I got to talking about how Ive developed a sense to tell who is waking up upstairs, where they they're walking, what room they were in, and whether or not they wash their hands when they use the bathroom. Well the next thing that comes out of my mom's mouth was, " So do you hear us having sex?" I slammed on the brakes almost crashed the ****in car! I kinda walked into that one, but still, WTF. This aint crap I wanna hear from my mom! Dont get me started on my pops. I swear I could report him for the **** he pulls off. IDK maybe Id tell you guys.

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supra brit
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jdmfreak03 wrote:(I have a sorta long tongue ;))


how YOU doin!? :pface

makes me think of that mike's hard lemonade commercial, hehehe!

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jdmfreak03 wrote:1der that's what the Axe in my pocket is for.


why do I picture you with a wood axe....


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