LOL! Your parents are just like mine. If any minor sexual situation comes up on TV or just conversation, my mom says, "You better keep your **** in your pants. And no head in the back of the school like that girl did on the school ski trip." One time I stuck my tongue out at her(I have a sorta long tongue

) and she said, "Damn. I keep tellin you that you're going to choke some girl." This is by far the worst though. One day I was driving to my aunts house and we were talkin about how Im up all night(most of you know that already). Then I got to talking about how Ive developed a sense to tell who is waking up upstairs, where they they're walking, what room they were in, and whether or not they wash their hands when they use the bathroom. Well the next thing that comes out of my mom's mouth was, " So do you hear us having sex?" I slammed on the brakes almost crashed the ****in car! I kinda walked into that one, but still, WTF. This aint crap I wanna hear from my mom! Dont get me started on my pops. I swear I could report him for the **** he pulls off. IDK maybe Id tell you guys.