Gauged Ears

[Dattebayo]

haha no. This would be back in the 90s.

[Rob.Vegan]

I stretched my ears to about 1/2" then let them shrink to an 8, stretched, shrank, stretched, shrank, stretched, and now they are closed. My ears would never get passed 1/2" it bugged the hell out of me.

My friend is at 1 3/4" right now but he's not going any farther.Your ears will close up naturally no matter how big you go, it's just the bigger you go the longer it will take. It took me about 4-6 months to shrink from 1/2" -> 8

Once you shrink though, stretching is no problem.

[dusred]

The flameship has arrived. . .

When I see people with giant holes in their ears all I can think about is how gay they look. Srsly, whenever I see you guys my butthole tightens and I gather the children close to me to keep them safe. It's just creepy.

[Otto.]

whenever I see you guys my butthole tightens and I gather the children close to me to keep them "safe".

[dusred]

I'm a school teacher . . . .

[Otto.]

EVEN BETTER!

[PoorManQ45]

The flameship has arrived. . .

When I see people with giant holes in their ears all I can think about is how gay they look. Srsly, whenever I see you guys my butthole tightens and I gather the children close to me to keep them safe. It's just creepy.

Its just another hole for their lover

[hatedinthemind]

I'm a school teacher . . . .

I never understood why most schools have a problem with gauges

[Dattebayo]

I never understood why most schools have a problem with gauges

Duh.

Because it looks unprofessional.

[PoorManQ45]

I never understood why most schools have a problem with gauges

We got a bright one here...

[dusred]

I never understood why most schools have a problem with gauges

A homeschool teacher so I wouldn't know what regular schools think of them. They look super gay and that's all I can think of. but heayah if that's what squeals your tires than hammer down.

[hatedinthemind]

And with some clear ones in.

I have those in 3/4s there pretty cool. Do you rock rubber ones when you sleep?

[s0m3th1ngAZ]

In general, society disapproves of what they don't understand.In what way does it detract from education. In what way does it detract from job performance...other than people's reaction to it?

[dusred]

In general, society disapproves of what they don't understand.In what way does it detract from education. In what way does it detract from job performance...other than people's reaction to it?

Why do people even wear clothes? How does wearing clothes affect ones ability to make me a sandwich? Or how does being nude make a teacher be less efficient of a teacher?

Just sayin. . .. You just don't understand do you? Why don't you understand?

[hatedinthemind]

Duh.

Because it looks unprofessional.

What about the girls that basically wear nothing to school?

[hatedinthemind]

Why do people even wear clothes? How does wearing clothes affect ones ability to make me a sandwich?

I wouldnt want man hair in my sandwich

[Dattebayo]

Sexy can be professional. But there are limits.

[Urabus GodofTraction]

I'm a school teacher . . . .

You're not a school teacher, that's misleading.

You don't teach at school, you teach at home. You're a home teacher. And best of luck to the product of YOUR education.

[dusred]

You're not a school teacher, that's misleading.

You don't teach at school, you teach at home. You're a home teacher. And best of luck to the product of YOUR education.

I love you too, Charlie.

[Urabus GodofTraction]

I love you too, Charlie.

My name is Earl.

[dusred]

My name is Earl.

Wangsauce

See what I did there?

[Dattebayo]

I wouldn't want a 19 year old teaching my kids. Who exactly hired you?

[dusred]

You think I get paid?

No no. . . I work with my sister in schooling young members in the extended family. Only 6 students (thank goodness). They say the best way to learn is to teach a subject so I'm learning lots myself. We follow a curriculum so pretty much no matter how much I suck the little guys still learn. I do my best to study the lessons in advance so I don't fall short in front of the 3rd graders I don't profess to be any great teacher or anything since I'm fresh out of HS but it does keep the family out of the public school system (which in our area is a complete failure) and that's the main thing that matters.

[Dattebayo]

I call that the blind leading the blind.

[dusred]

I'd say that's an accurate description. At least one of the blind has a lead dog.

[Urabus GodofTraction]

I call that the blind leading the blind.

Jesus can cure the blind!

[Dattebayo]

Something about this whole thing feels very Mormon to me...

[Razi]

Something about this whole thing feels very Mormon to me...

If you don't believe in Alice, you get sucked into Wonderland!

[samxini]

I have those in 3/4s there pretty cool. Do you rock rubber ones when you sleep?

Naw I just wear those to bed, not uncomfortable and I've only had them come out twice in my sleep, just poped them back in when I woke up.

[s0m3th1ngAZ]

Why do people even wear clothes? How does wearing clothes affect ones ability to make me a sandwich? Or how does being nude make a teacher be less efficient of a teacher?

Just sayin. . .. You just don't understand do you? Why don't you understand?

How did that ramble have anything to do with what I posted? Screw actually answering the question....I'll just come up with an even more enigmatic statement. No I don't understand because you don't make any f***ing sense.