smockers83 wrote:So my G just got f'ed in the mouth by a trailer hitch (for lack of a better phrase). Punctured the front bumper in case you need a better explanation. It's going to need a new one. What are my options? What will insurance do? Its my roommate who did it, should I just have him pay for it? Time for an aftermarket front end...what are the effects on value and what not? Advice to a distressed brother. Thanks.
Sorry to hear what happened
Just be careful who you hire to paint.
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for thesummer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and startedcanvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said,'How much will you charge me?'
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes andeverything she would need were in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, 'Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around thehouse?'
He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believeall those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.'
After a time, the blonde came to the door to collect hermoney. "You're finished already", the startled husband asked.
"Yes", the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over, so Igave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 andhanded it to her along with a ten dollar tip.
"And by the way", 'the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's aLexus."
At least it wasn't a G
Cheer up, it can only get better
Telcoman