funny things mechanics say

[cls12vg30]

Quote »looking down at ca20 with two spark plugs per cyl..."thats the smallest v8 i ever saw"

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Haha, a lot of my CA20E and CA18ET S12-driving friends run into this a lot. My first car, a 1982 200SX (S110) had a twin-plug Z22E...had a 16-year-old me pretty confused for a few minutes.....

[ron_langton]

"Your out of headlight fluid, would you prefer hullegen or regular fluid"

[ron_langton]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audios.shtml listen to the mechanic one.

[j-z]

'where the **** did this come from?''i dont remember taking that off of there''it was probably like that before it came in' 'you wernt suppose to do that'and then something funny that me and a couple of guys did last year for april fools was we setup up a bmw z3 to make it look like the airbag went off.we took a empty 2 liter coke bottle and scewed an air fitting into the cap and placed the air hose on the fitting while it was disconnected from the air source. then we got into one of the wrecked cars in the lot and cut the deployed air bag out of it and layed it over the z3s steering wheel to make it appear is if it deployed. then we connected the other end of that air hose to the supplying hoses the hang from the ceiling and BOOM. it sounded and looked so real, it was ****ing hilarious. we had the manager all worried and ****. then were all looking at it and just pulled the bag off the steering wheel and everyone just started busting out laughing. it was a great moment. yall should try it this year.

[Get240DiZzY]

*Mechanic does a double take with a shocked expression*"I'm suprised you made it all the way here!"

True story. My 240 never fails to amaze me. :oface

[kahoots240]

Anyone know where I can find muffler bearingS???

[PROJECTRB240SX]

"MA'AM YOU NEED BLINKER FLUID"

[kahoots240]

One time in high school I sent a kid out to get me a litebulb repair kit.

[James @ ID-M]

One I have said many of times...

"how come we have 35 extra screws left over since from when we started the swap? "

[Supafly]

^^my favorite

by far the best one:ylsuper

[bijoux]

upon looking at the front clip,"you cant swap this motor in, its rhd"