FUNNY A** JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rolling Estonian]

One more...

Any book is a childrens book, it the child knows how to read.

[ka24hardbody]

haha your opinion means so much to me man.

[ka24hardbody]

And i love how you guys dog on people for not having over like 10000 posts. i just have a life outside of this site. its people like you who make forums so gay. I thought this forum was pretty cool until you guys just ruin sht. you cant even post anything on forums anymore without someone needin their vag rubbed. so why dont you just...not post anything on a topic unless you got somethin legit to say instead of...hey man you dont have as many posts as me so you have bad jokes.

[Dittoz7]

LIFE?

Haha What The Fck Is That?

[numbnuts240]

And i love how you guys dog on people for not having over like 10000 posts. i just have a life outside of this site. its people like you who make forums so gay. I thought this forum was pretty cool until you guys just ruin sht. you cant even post anything on forums anymore without someone needin their vag rubbed. so why dont you just...not post anything on a topic unless you got somethin legit to say instead of...hey man you dont have as many posts as me so you have bad jokes.

your post count means nothing to me. your jokes were kind of lame. i never even said s*** to you about being a noob and this is the first time i've bashed your jokes. if what was said in this thread bothers you that much to post up a frustrated diatribe about how sandy your vagina is right now, maybe you shouldn't use the internet at all. thicker skin, you need it.

[RCA]

Here is a great one...

So an old white guy and a black guy walk onto a bus...

[numbnuts240]

Here is a great one...

So a old white guy and a black guy walk onto a bus...

doesn't even need a punchline

[DrifterXRPS13]

POW!! right in the kisser!

POW!! right in the kisser!

POW!! right in the kisser!

POW!! right in the kisser!

[numbnuts240]

[breadbox]

Cow! Right in the Pisser.

[DrifterXRPS13]

I believe pickles are cucumbers that sold out.

[numbnuts240]

Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as s***. You would not want to submerge your head, nothing but fish going "Ahhh, f***! I thought I looked like that rock!"

[krash]

Cow! Right in the Pisser.

[DrifterXRPS13]

I was walking down the street the other day when this guy asked if I wanted a frozen banana...I said 'no' but then thought I might want a regular banana later, so...yeah.

[Rolling Estonian]

Bananas are kind of like the opposite of stop lights. Yellow means go, green means slow down, red means, where the f*** did you get that red banana

[ka24hardbody]

ha alright numbnuts

[numbnuts240]

ha alright numbnuts

it's all in good fun here. everybody rags on everybody, none of it is out of malice. now that that's settled, come here and tickle my pickle.

[DrifterXRPS13]

i'll give you a nickel

If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink. But if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a f***ing non-alcoholic. Non-alcoholism is a problem too. And there are symptoms, like when you fall down, does it always hurt?

[ka24hardbody]

drifterxrp says to that numbnuts. lol

[numbnuts240]

i keep reading the title to be "funny, a** jokes". you know, funny jokes and asses. and then i found this

[DrifterXRPS13]

you don't know the half of it kid.

[ka24hardbody]

no your right i dont but i bet you know the whole thing right.

[DrifterXRPS13]

[ka24hardbody]

ha ok then.

[numbnuts240]

FAIZAN LOVES TEH c***!!!!!!!

[DrifterXRPS13]

BISH!! YOU'VE JUST BEEN POSSUMED'D!!

[numbnuts240]

[MellowZ32]

FAIZAN LOVES TEH CAMEL c***!!!!!!!

fixed'd

eat a sack of doggie d!ck faizan!

[RCA]

Is that the "Fist tito's arse" emoticon?