FUNNY A** JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ka24hardbody]

What happened to the chinese guy that ran into a wall with a boner?????

[ka24hardbody]

A: He smashed his nose. lol

[Red coupe]

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[ka24hardbody]

lol jk man jk

[ka24hardbody]

Q: what do you call a gay dinosaur?

[ka24hardbody]

A: MEGA-SAUR-a**

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You could post the question and answer in the ...same post. Lot less work. Lot less obvious attempt to raise your post count. Just sayin.

[Xdisaster240sX]

^ Thats true and funny...Those jokes are lame

[drksolest]

u disappoint me TN

[Dattebayo]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NEWB WHO POSTED BAD JOKES ON THE FORUM?

[numbnuts240]

he sharted?

[DrifterXRPS13]

PERMA BAN Bishes!!

oh and i had an ant farm...them fcukers didn't grow shi t

[breadbox]

Works for me.

[Xdisaster240sX]

He got beat up by a 67 year old bearded man?

[drksolest]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NEWB WHO POSTED BAD JOKES ON THE FORUM?

[n240sxfnatic]

A: MEGA-SAUR-a**

I lol'ed

[numbnuts240]

oh and i had an ant farm...them fcukers didn't grow shi t

bahahahaahhaahahahahahahaah

about an hour ago, i seriously thought to myself, i said "self, you know what we haven't done in a while?" then i said "what?" "we haven't quoted the man incessantly for a few hours." then i said "f*** yeah"

I bought a doughnut, and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut, man, I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut... end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend: "Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut! I got the doc-u-men-tation right here... oh, wait it's at home... in the file... under 'D'... for doughnut."

[breadbox]

Awww I miss Mitchie.

[zach-Ka]

One of the best....

[RobPaulson]

*KNOCK KNOCK*

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GO AH-ROUND!

[ka24hardbody]

yall some haterz lol. i could care less what my post count is or whatever. i dont give a sht about impressin any of you guys get a life and appreciate an attempt to make somebodys day better.

[numbnuts240]

I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number, something that's real easy to remember. Something like two two two two two two two two. I would say "Sweet." And then people would say, "Mitch, how do I get a hold of you?" I'd say, "Just press two for a while. And when I answer, you will know you have pressed two enough."

[breadbox]

I also like Steven Wright to the same effect.

Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'

and

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

[numbnuts240]

Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'

[Empty V]

I once saw a wino eating grapes and told him "dude, you have to wait"

[breadbox]

Steven Wright

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.

[DrifterXRPS13]

yall some haterz lol. i could care less what my post count is or whatever. i dont give a sht about impressin any of you guys get a life and appreciate an attempt to make somebodys day better.

don't get all butthurt because you thread sucks dude....you should be grateful that we're kind of saving the suck that is in here with some actual funny jokes.

[numbnuts240]

[Rolling Estonian]

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who's be really angry if she heard me say that.

I haven't slept for 10 days. 'Cause that would be way too long.

I went to see the Doctor the other day, but all he did was take blood from my neck. Do not see Dr. Acula.