Funniest Things a Woman has Said to You

[rousie13]

I was laying on the couch and this girl was sitting on me and she gives me a smile....then procedes to unbutton my pants and gets on her knees....looks at me and says this is how it's gonna work....then you can guess the rest.

Lets hear funny things a woman has said or done to you.

[vicki]

Where's the BS flag?

[Mr1der]

"this has been a night of no regrets"

me: "yes! first time!"

[rousie13]

Where's the BS flag?

I am not full of BS.....I couldn't believe it either when it happened. It was Courtney...she was a little nympho I guess.

[skydragoness]

Even if it's not BS. ... that wasn't funny.

Sorry.

[Mr1der]

must've been!

bwhahahahaahahahaha!

I love you Bret.

[base9se]

skeet skeet

[Cyberkreig]

That is seriously funny from a guys point of view. Sorry girls.

[vicki]

There are more clever and funny things to say. What she said is pretty stupid/standard material.

[rousie13]

There are more clever and funny things to say. What she said is pretty stupid/standard material.

I found it pretty funny and so did all my buddies.....and yeah I told them.

[Mr1der]

and here I though women would know us guys find them as personal amusement by now....

(oh yes, I expect to be blacklisted for this one!)

[The Mic]

i missed the funny part, will my nico big bros help me out?

[Mr1der]

psst...I missed it too, but I'll laugh with him/at him to make him feel better.

[nismofly]

haha im not going to say, the girls are attacking...lol

[rousie13]

Ok it wasn't funny. But ya know. Ok I'll just shut up now.

[Mr1der]

good boy.

[vicki]

Your opinion is easily swayed.

And who the hell goes and tells all their bros that he just got head. Must be a seldom occurance if you made such a big deal out of it. I personally think that's the biggest turn off. A guy with a mouth bigger than the size of his pen15.

[nsrZ32]

lol lame

But I did have some hooch tell me she'd do anything for a ride in my Z while I was putting race gas in it at a Marathon station. Had that white trash look and was sucking on a lollipop. Definately made me laugh. I mean I know my car is cool, but how pathetic is that to offer to put out just for a ride in it lol.

[Mr1der]

Your opinion is easily swayed.

And who the hell goes and tells all their bros that he just got head. Must be a seldom occurance if you made such a big deal out of it. I personally think that's the biggest turn off. A guy with a mouth bigger than the size of his pen15.

you'll find most guys do that...

you gotta remember we ARE big dumb animals

[vicki]

Not the respectable guys I know... and trust me, I know PLENTY of guys. I just think it's disrespectful towards the girl if you tell your friends what you did with/to her. It's loserish.

Ahaha damn I sound bitter and hateful towards Brett. I'm not. He's mah knee grow. I just think this is a stupid thread. Haha

[gniknave]

1) A little too much info rousie, but that's only my opinion. 2) At first I didn't think it was funny, but then I thought of myself in the same situation and started cracking up

I mean is there something ELSE she could have said? Like "relax", or "lay down" or something of that sort? But "This is how it's gonna work"? WTF is that supposed to mean? Is she teaching YOU how to give skull (head would be inapropriate )?

[cnickk]

i got to stand by rosie on this one. He was victom to Websters. What he wanted to post as the heading was "Slut **** right after the fastest boner i ever had" you cant really say what i just said as the lead post because 1 its nasty to say that and 2 who wants to drop from 100% on their profile. at least he doesnt have the problem i have which is never ever getting my point accross...because he made his and mad kudos to you my boy mad kudos... ;P)

!'''''''''''''''''''''''''''ALWAYS TYPE WHAT THE FFUUCCKK YOU WANT OR DONT POST AT ALL''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''!

[Mr1der]

... and trust me, I know PLENTY of guys.

I wonder how many of us are taking that the wrong way right now...

<3

[The Mic]

why do you think guys buy nice cars? becaue we like them? no.... because girls like them! "ooo thats a nice car"..."GOTCHA B1TCH!"

~ dave chapelle

[vicki]

I wonder how many of us are taking that the wrong way right now...

<3

I'm not a fan of the female population. Anyone who knows me knows that but you're free to think what you wish and interpret my words out of context. *shrugs

[gniknave]

Your opinion is easily swayed.

And who the hell goes and tells all their bros that he just got head. Must be a seldom occurance if you made such a big deal out of it. I personally think that's the biggest turn off. A guy with a mouth bigger than the size of his pen15.

iizowned

[cnickk]

good point! i would be doomed if i was judged totally on my posts at nico

ya know for serious though B i got more *** in my jeep wrangler than anything i have owned..huh

[rousie13]

Ok this got taken out of context. I just meant it was funny what she said.....I mean wtf, who says that. Her comment was just funny. The only reason I told my close buddies was because it was funny and odd. I normally never say anything about what I do because thats just wrong, but this was an exception.

[The Mic]

maybe we had to be there

[rousie13]

maybe we had to be there

I guess so.