Funniest Things a Woman has Said to You
Re: (rousie13)
To bring it back on topic:
My last girlfriend (of four years) asked me: If I lost my thumb in an accident, would you give me your big toe to replace it?
Completely out of nowhere. My response: You have toes too.
My last girlfriend (of four years) asked me: If I lost my thumb in an accident, would you give me your big toe to replace it?
Completely out of nowhere. My response: You have toes too.
Re: (book-ends)
HAHAHA!!! Now this is freaking hilarious. HAHAbook-ends wrote:To bring it back on topic:
My last girlfriend (of four years) asked me: If I lost my thumb in an accident, would you give me your big toe to replace it?
Completely out of nowhere. My response: You have toes too.
on that line, have you ever seen "for the love of the game" with kevin costner? awesome movie. In it "jane" asks "billy chappel" if she lost all 4 of her limbs, had her face scraped off in an accident, and was brain dead on an iron lung machine, would he still love her?and he says "no, but we could still be friends." I love that line.
Re: (vicki)
they're just saying it behind your back...it's true, ALL guys are the same...(and here I was thinking I was different this one time).vicki wrote:Not the respectable guys I know... and trust me, I know PLENTY of guys.
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Re: Funniest Things a Woman has Said to You (rousie13)
"what are you thinkin about"?
Cars of course, what a stupid question!
Cars of course, what a stupid question!
A lesson I learned is to never give an honest answer to a hypothetical question. Actual conversation, took place in the car during summer 2002:
Her: What would you do and how would you feel if I ever broke up with you?
Me: Well, if I had my car, I'd be just fine without you. I might be a little sad, so I'd do some drinking and screw some dumb skanks and then get over it pretty quickly after that.
Her: You... what the hell!
Me: Uhhh, why do you care? Wouldn't you be the one breaking up with me?
Her: Well... I... still... I didnt think you were that kind of person!
Me: WHAT kind?
Her: Icky!
Me: You wanna break up with me and try it out?
Her: NO! God! I was just asking a question!
Her: What would you do and how would you feel if I ever broke up with you?
Me: Well, if I had my car, I'd be just fine without you. I might be a little sad, so I'd do some drinking and screw some dumb skanks and then get over it pretty quickly after that.
Her: You... what the hell!
Me: Uhhh, why do you care? Wouldn't you be the one breaking up with me?
Her: Well... I... still... I didnt think you were that kind of person!
Me: WHAT kind?
Her: Icky!
Me: You wanna break up with me and try it out?
Her: NO! God! I was just asking a question!
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Re: (Jesda)
dude you should be a marriage counciler
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Re: (Jesda)
Hahhaha... now that's a tactical response!Jesda wrote:A lesson I learned is to never give an honest answer to a hypothetical question. Actual conversation, took place in the car during summer 2002:
Her: What would you do and how would you feel if I ever broke up with you?
Me: Well, if I had my car, I'd be just fine without you. I might be a little sad, so I'd do some drinking and screw some dumb skanks and then get over it pretty quickly after that.
Her: You... what the hell!
Me: Uhhh, why do you care? Wouldn't you be the one breaking up with me?
Her: Well... I... still... I didnt think you were that kind of person!
Me: WHAT kind?
Her: Icky!
Me: You wanna break up with me and try it out?
Her: NO! God! I was just asking a question!
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Re: (Jesda)
LOL o man that's funny. How long were you with that chick at the time of the conversation?Jesda wrote:A lesson I learned is to never give an honest answer to a hypothetical question. Actual conversation, took place in the car during summer 2002:
Her: What would you do and how would you feel if I ever broke up with you?
Me: Well, if I had my car, I'd be just fine without you. I might be a little sad, so I'd do some drinking and screw some dumb skanks and then get over it pretty quickly after that.
Her: You... what the hell!
Me: Uhhh, why do you care? Wouldn't you be the one breaking up with me?
Her: Well... I... still... I didnt think you were that kind of person!
Me: WHAT kind?
Her: Icky!
Me: You wanna break up with me and try it out?
Her: NO! God! I was just asking a question!
Re: (nsrZ32)
Hmmm, very interesting...how come I never heard about this? If some 'hooch' is going to offer herself to my boyfriend I'd like to know about it. Plus, an easy girl like that who puts herself out there has no respect for herself and is most likely going to be dirty Ewww LoLWell at least I know you didnt take her up on her offer...good boy! LolnsrZ32 wrote:But I did have some hooch tell me she'd do anything for a ride in my Z while I was putting race gas in it at a Marathon station. Had that white trash look and was sucking on a lollipop. Definately made me laugh. I mean I know my car is cool, but how pathetic is that to offer to put out just for a ride in it lol.
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I was on my third or fourth date with a chick and I invited her to eat Chinese...
She then gave me the ugliest face ever given to a man in the world.
So after asking what it was that I got a face for, she says...
" I cant eat Chinese. Its disgusting, they cook dogs and cats in their food"
She was serious. The conversation that followed is one of lost brain cells and parental ignorance.
Lets just say, I never went out with her again.
She then gave me the ugliest face ever given to a man in the world.
So after asking what it was that I got a face for, she says...
" I cant eat Chinese. Its disgusting, they cook dogs and cats in their food"
She was serious. The conversation that followed is one of lost brain cells and parental ignorance.
Lets just say, I never went out with her again.
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Re: (NSR240sxe)
Man if I failed to tell my girl I got hit on and she found out about it, it would turn into a "communication" lecture reeaal fast. You're a lucky guy nsrz32.NSR240sxe wrote:Hmmm, very interesting...how come I never heard about this? If some 'hooch' is going to offer herself to my boyfriend I'd like to know about it. Plus, an easy girl like that who puts herself out there has no respect for herself and is most likely going to be dirty Ewww LoLWell at least I know you didnt take her up on her offer...good boy! Lol
Re: (gniknave)
Please, you know if you're dating even a slightly attractive chick she get's hit on daily at school/work/wherever. If a girlfriend of mine ever got upset over something as trivial as me not sharing ever single innane detail of my day, she'd have alot of "her" time to think it over cuz "we" would be over.
As a summary...what Rousie said wasn't funny, but that's just the nature of the beast. As previously mentioned guys ALWAYS talk about chicks and from what I've learned, the opposite is true too. It's mostly to their close friends but people are gunna talk and there's nothing you can do about it. He was most likely looking for some to be like, "OMFG bro that is tight, lolol" or some other e-back patting. Happens all the time-- (You know the threads, "Check out my sweet Sil-4-80 v-spec III skyvia" or one of the "street kill" threads)
As for something funny a female has said to me, "Are you serious!?" in the most terrifyingly intimidating way. It was mid-coitus (her on top) and we were wrapping up a great session and uh..."Fire in the hole!" I was about 17, relatively inexperienced and didn't know that evern if she was on BC, to pull and shoot. Ahh lessons learned...
As a summary...what Rousie said wasn't funny, but that's just the nature of the beast. As previously mentioned guys ALWAYS talk about chicks and from what I've learned, the opposite is true too. It's mostly to their close friends but people are gunna talk and there's nothing you can do about it. He was most likely looking for some to be like, "OMFG bro that is tight, lolol" or some other e-back patting. Happens all the time-- (You know the threads, "Check out my sweet Sil-4-80 v-spec III skyvia" or one of the "street kill" threads)
As for something funny a female has said to me, "Are you serious!?" in the most terrifyingly intimidating way. It was mid-coitus (her on top) and we were wrapping up a great session and uh..."Fire in the hole!" I was about 17, relatively inexperienced and didn't know that evern if she was on BC, to pull and shoot. Ahh lessons learned...
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Re: (gniknave)
Jerry's girl is a cutie too and very nice.gniknave wrote:
Man if I failed to tell my girl I got hit on and she found out about it, it would turn into a "communication" lecture reeaal fast. You're a lucky guy nsrz32.
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Re: (SeVa-S13)
ROFL. You actually said "fire in the hole?" Man that is funny, but I'm sure the look on her face would have been even funnier.SeVa-S13 wrote:Please, you know if you're dating even a slightly attractive chick she get's hit on daily at school/work/wherever. If a girlfriend of mine ever got upset over something as trivial as me not sharing ever single innane detail of my day, she'd have alot of "her" time to think it over cuz "we" would be over.
As a summary...what Rousie said wasn't funny, but that's just the nature of the beast. As previously mentioned guys ALWAYS talk about chicks and from what I've learned, the opposite is true too. It's mostly to their close friends but people are gunna talk and there's nothing you can do about it. He was most likely looking for some to be like, "OMFG bro that is tight, lolol" or some other e-back patting. Happens all the time-- (You know the threads, "Check out my sweet Sil-4-80 v-spec III skyvia" or one of the "street kill" threads)
As for something funny a female has said to me, "Are you serious!?" in the most terrifyingly intimidating way. It was mid-coitus (her on top) and we were wrapping up a great session and uh..."Fire in the hole!" I was about 17, relatively inexperienced and didn't know that evern if she was on BC, to pull and shoot. Ahh lessons learned...
Re: (rousie13)
Thanks Brettrousie13 wrote:
Jerry's girl is a cutie too and very nice.
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Re: (rousie13)
LEGHUMPER!!!! haha just kidding brorousie13 wrote:Jerry's girl is a cutie too and very nice.
But its true. My girlfriend is very very cool, sweet, and hot too.....oh and did I mention she loves kouki s14's? Yeah I'm one very lucky guy
