Funniest story about yourself

Post by **rousie13** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:14 pm

Well we went on a little trip(about 20 guys) to Purdue for a weekend. Well I got very very drunk, and some dumb arse called 911 trying to call his friend (how I don't know, but the genious did it twice). Then they called back and said they were sending a car over, so all the underage people jammed into this one room. Well me and my bright ideas said I'll hide in the closet. Next thing I know it's 1pm the next day and I'm still in the closet. :rolleyes I guess I passed out in the closet "while hiding from the cops". In a matter of speaking, I came out of the closet. haha Another kid passed out with a beer can statue on his head. The fun times during college, enjoy them boys.

Lets hear some of your stories.

Post by **240Knightrider** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:14 pm

I dont know where to start, The stupidiest thing I used to do all the time and put my keys in my pocket and get ready to leave and think I dont have my keys and spend 10 running around the house despretly trying to find my keys and the whole time it was in my pocket.

Checkered-Member · Post by **Checkered-Member** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:14 pm

So I was with my GF in her doorm room, and her roommate came back, and I took us like 10 min to get dressed, so we could open the door, because she needed something, and then her BF and their friend was there, and they were looking inside the room for what was going on, most embracing moment in my life

Post by **rousie13** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:14 pm

Oh I just remembered one. I was very drunk and doing stuff with this girl on a bunked bed. Well I thought it was wider than it was and rolled off onto bags of cans. Both of us were naked and in the middle of having sex. I was too drunk to feel anything anyway. That was definately a first.

Post by **nametakennow** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:14 pm

I... well... I slipped...

and I fell...

and it hurt.

Post by **Mr1der** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:14 pm

crushed my left nut playing with a ninja turtle...wait, no that was just a really bad racking...

I was spinning a dictionary in the air while sitting in the floor with my legs out stretched and missed, that crushed it...ugh...

Post by **rousie13** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:14 pm

Mr1der wrote:crushed my left nut playing with a ninja turtle...wait, no that was just a really bad racking...

I was spinning a dictionary in the air while sitting in the floor with my legs out stretched and missed, that crushed it...ugh...

haha....figures with you

Post by **supra brit** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:14 pm

I was with my ex-boyfriend, and we had just gotten done w/ somethin, so we were just bein silly and ticklin eachother or whatever, and I see one of those compressed gas duster bottle things that are full of CO2 (I think?). Well, he sprayed it on my leg, and iced real fast then evaporated, and it was cold as hell! So me, bein all daring and tryin to be be funny, said, "spray it on my nipple, it will make it hard!"...bad idea...that b***h stung for 5 days...and he wouldn't even let me do it back to him!

Post by **elwesso** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:14 pm

ROFL these are some great stories..... Ill think of one to contribute in a little while...

Post by **elwesso** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:14 pm

I could post a conversation with a certain drunk member of this forum I had last night.....

Post by **UncleBen** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:14 pm

Haven't really done anything that stupid when I'm drunk. I just act retarted and dont know whats going on.

Oh yea, well we blew up paint cans once. The spray paint cans.

Post by **supra brit** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:14 pm

When I'm drunk I...1) throw frogs at people2) argue wbout why the Buckeyes suck3) put my best friend in a choke hold & throw her on the floor4) corner men who are bigger than me and ask why they are scared5) burn things6) s**t, what DON'T i do? lol

Post by **elwesso** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:14 pm

WEll I bet you wont do the C02 thing.. That had me rolling.....

Post by **supra brit** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:14 pm

Yeah I learned my lesson OUCH! Don't do it

Post by **nab911** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:14 pm

We were having a small get together at my house and we were all drunk and we ended up ordering a pizza, by the time he got there everyone was trashed and ended up inviting the guy in to drink a couple from the keg and eating our free pizza with us

Post by **supra brit** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:14 pm

Haha that's awesome!!

Post by **elwesso** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:14 pm

Well Ill share one real quick...

I was in science class (anatomy actuall,y the last section was interesting

).. It was the end of class... Anyway I was talking to one of my friends, and someone yells across the room and says that I left my book over on a table.. So he apparently thought I signaled to throw the book, but I didnt (it was more bring it over here), so he threw it, and I moved out of the way..... It couldnt have been more perfect, it was a perfect angle, spin and the spine of the book landed square on my friends sack..... I just was on the floor ROLLING, one of the funnier things ive seen.....

Post by **redrocket** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:14 pm

embarrassing I think the most was when I was drunk as **** I hit on this girl turned out she was married to a bartender needless to say I wasn't in that bar much longer............ The next was I was at my old frat house I had already fallen up stairs been drug around the kitchen and then puked in the flower bed but I was told that I was singing that same night in the bathroom singing "im drunk as piss and I'm pissing in the toilet"

Post by **MidwayParts** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:14 pm

The first time I ever play with fireworks, my older brothers told me I couldnt because I was too little. I told them that I was old enough and I pleaded with them to let me try just one.

After a bunch of whinning on my part, they gave in and handed me one Black Cat and one lighter. I was so excited I lit the firecracker and threw the lighter.:oy:

Post by **Mr1der** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:14 pm

ahahahaha

man, we got some retards in here:D

come kids to the short bus with me!

Post by **elwesso** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:14 pm

We'll get andy to drive the short bus.....

I dont think anyone besides you spun a dictionary and turned our manly parts into applesauce... That had to make you feel smart...

Post by **Mr1der** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:14 pm

actually, it made me feel sick...

I got another one from my "stupid" day, which seems to be those that end in y anymore...

reminds me of this time I was at the gas station and went in twice because the pump wasn't working...

I didn't flip the lever up That was just a day for me to be stupid though, I did something else really dumb that day but I can't remember...

Post by **(jd)** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:14 pm

Man where to start...Probably one of the funniest stories was when I was in high school and my best friend and I decided to line em up and see who had the fastest car. There is a bit of inside story to this so here is the details, we always had fast cars but never raced each other just other people, racing was a pretty big deal to us and we probably would have ended up being enemies if we would have raced each other. So anyway we get in a pissing match one day in class and I say lets settle it with a race just you and me. So fine we head out to the straight track outside of town which is basically just a desolate two lane road perfect for dragging. Both of us are hyped, stoked, determined to win ect. So we plan to go on 3 each of us glaring at each other I raise my hand and count 1...2...3 we both mash the gas I go forward and my friend goes backwards. He backed up when we were lining up and forgot to put it back in the forward gear. Well after I seen what he had done I stopped and litterally fell out of my car laughing and he did the same. We kinda looked at each other and said well I guess its just not meant to be. You kind of had to be there but it was hilarious, since there was such a big deal made over it.

Post by **nab911** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:14 pm

I used to work a jiffy lube and we were just a bunch of dumbasses and one day we were arguiing over what hurt worse, a nut tap or getting kicked in the nuts. Well at the shop we all had steel toe boots so we figured that would hurt worse. Some how my manager managed to get one of the kids there to stand up to show him how to fight or something. Anyways, he told him to put his arms up in a fighting stance and just as soon as he did, kicked the guy square in the jewels, ive never seen someone hit the ground soo fast.

Post by **supra brit** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:14 pm

ouchhh yall are some craaaazy kids!

Post by **rousie13** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:14 pm

haha.....what a bunch of dumb arses here.

Post by **nissan420** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:14 pm

i got one, about a year ago (first time i ever got drunk) i started out with a 6 pack, cleared that pretty fast and was feeling pretty good, and for some reason i ended up hitting on on the girls at the party... haha good stuff, then i proceded to skip and sing "folow the yellow brick rd" for the next hour. i got tired of that and found some vodca, cleared a 5th in about 5 mins. i then did more stupid stuff, and found a 40oz, drank that then i finally started to puke. while i was on the tolite, i called my parents at 3am in the moring and left a beautiful message "im soo piss drunk dodododo *puke* im sooo piss drunk im goona puke *puke*"

Post by **colies97~240sx** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:14 pm

I'll leave the drunken stories for another time...

but one time I bit some random dude on the shoulder in Barnes and Noble...

We were at the mall and I was super tired and just wanted to go home but my ex insisted on going into Barnes and Noble to look at magazines. K, fine whatever... I followed him in, going around circles past rack after rack of magazines, not paying attention to much of anything, I was just kinda spaced out... then, for some unknown reason to me... I guess just to mess with him I decided to bite him on the shoulder... which would have been fine if I would have bit him. Once I bit whoever’s shoulder it was I realized that it wasn’t my ex, it wasn’t his shirt, and it’s some random dude looking at mags!!!! Oddly enough, and I don't even know how, but the dude didn't flinch, it’s like he didn't notice, I guess he thought I was his girlfriend biting him or something or I just ran away too fast to see his reaction. I ran up to my ex freakin out saying I gotta get outta here, I gotta get outta here, over and over until I dragged him out...

k, maybe it’s not that funny, just odd... lol :crazy

Checkered-Member · Post by **Checkered-Member** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:14 pm

nissan420 wrote: i called my parents at 3am in the moring and left a beautiful message "im soo piss drunk dodododo *puke* im sooo piss drunk im goona puke *puke*"

ROFL!!!!!!

Checkered-Member · Post by **Checkered-Member** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:14 pm

i have so many, but this one comes to mind.

We were installing brake rotors on my friends civic, so we took of the wheel, took off the caliper, and the rotors wont budge (when I was installing mine it took me two hours to get the rusted rotors out) so we kept hammering this thing kicking it for like an hour taking turns, and then I noticed we didn’t take off two small bolts that held the rotor…so funny, the stock rotor was so messed up

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