Freestylin' Thread! bust some rhymes foo

[krazy skwerel]

So JDM says how we make a thread bout freestylin' got nothing to say. Let the master step up and let that funky beat play. I got rhymes like your character dark and twisted. Foo's step back you never knew **** like this existed. I'm rhymin' bout nothing and everything all at once. Step on out give a shout. It's time you got yo skills tested. Don't be sad if you get yo punk *** bested by the Freak or the skwerel cause we's a tiit-a-whirl of skill and imagination.

[jdmfreak]

I remember back in the day in the noodles thread, when I was rapping about leaving skwerel for dead. It went on and on for quite a while. Back and forth with our freestyles. Who was the winner? Nah I cant say cuz I gots respect for my man that way. It was a good battle thats been deleted, Im kinda hopin that it gets repeated. Now we're here today to invite you all to play. Feel free to battle us if you may. Winston this especially means you. Prove to me that you aint no trash talkin fool. As for the rest of you guys, there arent any rules except one. And that is to just have fun.

Nametakennow Im calling you out.

[dr!ft]

Time. Is there enough to make a ryhme? That doesn't sound like, a silly mime - sitting down, on the side of the street. Nobody glances his way, they just keep moving their feet. Down on his luck, without a girl. He thinks he's ready to enter, the Netherworld. He ain't like NTN, with a girl of his own. If he's lucky enough, he'll get to see her bedroom. But there's a problem with this new-found lady. She's gonna take money away, from his BRM exhaust fund, baby!

[driftdoper]

everyone thinks they great/until they pull the e-brake/hit the tree then they see it was fate/so hold ur own weight/ or get cooked like a steak/ better catch my drift/ or get sunk like a ship/ im fully equiped with the kit/ so any wanna be will get there wig split/ wether around a corner in a slide or gettin some jessica alba raw in her eye/ u can run but not hide, u can skreetch but not powerslide/ i take the turn fast powerfull and wide/ all while given u the evil eye/

oh and all the girls say im pretty fly for a white guy............

ha ha ha ha

im no dr. dre just for ****s and giggles

[dr!ft]

OH NO!! I just done blown up the show! You try to run, but you're just a bit too slow. I got my fists locked, and they're ready to go. Then you look up to the sky, just in time, to see an afterglow. It's God! Coming down from the heavans. Ready to wreck havoc when it's a quarter-to-eleven. When you be rollin' dice, you never roll a seven! You're a disgrace, to the human race. It's a fact you know, can never be erased. Soon I'll cut you so fast, all you'll see is a haze. So step back from this, before you crack at this. You try to fight, but it seems all you do is miss. So stop, these silly little games. Before you get hurt, when you know it's a shame. That you chose to mess with the meanest foo. I'm talkin' bout Rubba Duck-E, who's one cool dude...

edit: I bet right now, you're all awe-stricken. You better fight back, or you'll be a :chicken.

[driftdoper]

mr. rubber ducky always in bathtubs with children/ so im a call u michal dont get jacked-son/ god comein from the sky? what the **** u smoken/ obvously not tires/ i start fires/ rip ur balls out with pliers/ crack ur skull with tire-irons/ now u hear sirens/i roll with ur wife on my d!ck while bustin a slide/ u roll dice, thats cute thats nice/ i play for keeps, in the first round i will steal ur pride/and thats a small price to pay/come at me again i ll show im the preditar and u are the pray/ so watch what ya say or get found floatin in the bay/call u my ***** cause u do my dishes/ got ur *** sleepin with fishes/ u get dismissed ,class is over.....................

[nametakennow]

I got called out. Time for the fallout from this bout with words. This bout just got squerred, cause I enter the ring as a bee huntin birds. See? You foos got nothin on me! Can't you just leave it be and keep your wee rhymes in the back of the line with the trees. Y'all goin down like fleas, cause GA boys got they needs fulfilled by all tha fine ladies down in Pike County!

[jdmfreak]

Well Im a lil late today, but Im ready to play. This is like Burger King so we gonna do it my way. ***** you aint nothin, but for some reason you think you're somthin. You tryin to step to me, but all you're doin is frontin. Better recognize my crews size cuz if you **** with us you'll get shot between the eyes. I dont know why you kids think you could rap. When all that ever comes out of your mouths is a bunch of motha ****in crap. Blah blah blah blah is all I hear. Skills vs skills you cant even come near. I await your response, but I dont expect you to show. Why is that? Because you aint nothin but a HOE!

NY FO LIFE!!!

[nametakennow]

Dayum! Here we go again, I'm talkin bayum! Here we go, here we go WAM!

Her name be Tif and she rocks this ****. She's on my list and I'm on her lips, I get my wish and you only get a pinch. Oh, wow, she's delish, rockin her skillz like I rock yo' grilles. Not until the end of the night will you realize your plight, you're outta luck and I'm a slam dunk, aight? Yeah I'm white, but cracka's got rhymes. Last time you saw rhymes from somethin this white was when Mike bleached his skin to become an ultra-light white chick, ain't that right witch? These is fightin words, some come to the mic and give it a try, long as you're ready to put away the night light.

GA fo all da playas!

[driftdoper]

jdm freak i got a big d!ck for you to eat/ talkin about bien from the streets/i bash ur face and make part of the concrete/thats bein discrete/ny for life, i give ur throat a slice/better believe or i leave ya bleedin/bust ur teeth in, **** with peeps from cleveland/wanna be dogs i got ya golden retreiven/so hurry up and breathin cause theres goin out/past the point of no return/spark ya up and start to burn/pass around so every nico cat can get a turn/if ya still havent learned/i show ya what ya earn, go ahead take another turn

[nametakennow]

Oh noes! Where'd he go? JDMfreak musta lost his flow! Proof that I am in the know, for I have owned every pie thrown. Damn time for the white guy to lie victorious and glorious as the word he spits is notorious. Whachoo gonna do? Driftdoper can't keep up, all his rhymes suck, must be the lack of luck and the excessive drugs. Lay of the dope bro, and maybe you too can know what it feels like to own.

Me>you, you know it's true, I'm "on this like glue," so don't even try to keep up, I'll just steal yo girl "boo." annnnnnnnnnnd POOF, gone!

[driftdoper]

ya yer sticky like glue/because i busted a nut on you/ ya bit off more than ya could chew/ so what if white/that dont mean ya tight/im also cacasion, and ill actually bust ur face in/ hurry up time ur wastin/call me mr. reaper cause when i come nocken/bodys start droppen/ u couldnt hang if u were a glider/im throwen a slider/ u just hit a fall ball/ i sit and watch u fall

[nametakennow]

Now if only you could spell, maybe you wouldn't smell. Whew! What a stench! Makes the nostrils smell and twitch! Once again, I won't relent, it's the dope makin that scent. All yo rhymes are spent just like the giz you say you sent.

Stop tryin to be all bad*** with you rhymes and try keepin em smooth and in line. It ain't a crime to rhyme without talkin bout you sex life every time. I'm just fine without knowin your tiny size. Damn I miss my fine girl already, wish she was sittin here callin me her "teddy" cause this threads deader than the eveready runnin yo ego without the rhymes of my man steady in the NY, JDMfreak, ya ready?

[jdmfreak]

Listen to Cleveland and GA. They talk a lotta crap, but they really aint got nothin ta say. Driftdoper must be on that dope cuz if he thinks he could talk to me like that, the cops will find his *** hangin by the rope. And where will I be? No where to be seen. They'll never get me cuz da black man is too slick. And winston you aint nothin but a trick. And just like magic I make your body disappear right after I cut your face from ear to ear. Im done for now, but if ya still wanna go then let me know. I got so many rhymes Im about to over flow. Watch out for when skwerel comes in with his Dirty South Gangsta men. You'll always a fool, but you could prove me wrong and Ill give credit where credit is due.

[nametakennow]

Whoa! Now JDM sinks to a new low, stealin material from my flows. Tha dope joke is all my rope, so back off and get your own damn soap, share that **** with dopey cause he smells bad and definitely wants to get soapy with whatever will come his way. You can't stay with the white boy from GA, he's got so much to say it'll hurt on pay day when you got no hay to play in tryin to escape my overpowerin hatin, so back away or I'll just leave you hangin in a sad state of debatin who's the masta of the language and whose home town is bangin.

[jdmfreak]

Man I got things to do. I aint got time. To listen to your tired *** lyrics line after line. I m gonna cut this short cuz I gotta go to bed. But believe me, Ill finish this in the morning instead. I suggest that you too better get some rest or else tomorrow you wont be up to the test. So Im backing out and leaving it to my man skwerel. Once he enters in he'll take ya'll for a whirl. And in the end he'll be layin up under your girl.

[nametakennow]

Oh hell no, you didn't just rock that flow! Time for me to get down low and dirty and pick up the pace cause this ain't gonna be purty.

Look at you! Makin stabs at my girl, wasn't enough to steal my lines, now you gotta try to twist my mind with sad rhymes about what is mine. This time I'm leavin nothin behind. Time for your sorry whine to die. That's right, line after line I deliver rhymes so fine they spin down your spine like all those times you've checked out somethin fine, but your *** is lackin the lines to get that kind. She's outta your league, you blind? Fine. Go to bed and cry cause you can't keep up with the lines flyin out my mind faster than the slime you pass off as rhymes. Dang man, I just met her last night, why you gotta drag somethin so fresh and high in my mind into this firefight of rhymes and lies? Time for you to grow up and really take flight with your lines, otherwise you'll still be pullin cheap shots at my girl in white.

[krazy skwerel]

Winnie the poo whats wrong with you. Gettin' yo feelins hurt like you always do. You can't handle the flow thats why yo lyrics blow. I seen betta rhymes on a wall. You think you got it all and what it takes to get into the playas ball. Why all this drama in the ATL. From the sounds of it all you foo's is headin' to hell. So poo remeber this your rhymes are worth less than piss. So go suck yo thumb son cause every thing you type turns out dumb.

[jdmfreak]

Well looks like I didnt go to bed yet so Im gonna hit you up with one last set. Eeny meeny miny moe. Which rhyme will I use to diss this hoe. How bout this? Ignorance is bliss. You must be on that stuff if you think you handle this. Thats right I put your girl in my rhymes. And to rub it in, Ill do it one more time. She may think you're nice even though you're a dork. But when she meets me, best believe she'll be on the next flight to New York. Im glad my man skwerel shut you down. As of right now your *** is probably runnin outta town. You aint nothin but a chump. I may be from New York, but as Lil John said you'll still get A-Town stomped.

YYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH!!! WHAT!!! OKAAAAAAAYY!!!

[krazy skwerel]

Here we go, here we go WAM!

Wam? WTF? Boy you got issues. Best be gettin' yo *** some tissues. Wipe the tear from your eye I didn't mean to make you cry. You think you got it all set. It's a sure bet, but my man JDM is out to get/ your lady see. You can't phase me. He'll do it too cause he's a pimp and a playa. You best say good by see you latta. 'Cause that girl gonna be on him like little kim on a c0ck. It's no shock when you think bout it. Bound to happen women can't resist a ride on space mountain.

Thats how we do dis **** in L E B A N O N son.

[jdmfreak]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I believe lil Winnsie just got pwned by tha skwerel and tha freak. Nothin left for me ta say besides punk you just got played!

[twelv]

Move over just done masturbated freakWord for word your rimes sound weakThese are true original words from my esophagusget in the way and get run over by a rhinocerosall ya rimes are dusty and old like a mummy in a sarcophagusmake fun of my number but this my house, this is my courtmultiply your selves by twelv and you will still come a foot shortyou can take an ax to my thoraxand fill my throat with Cloraxbut I will still be dirtiest MC and come over you like an out break of anthraxya can rime with your how cow low brow how you like me nowLooking like the old style batman Wham Bam PowBut when I am done I will have the crowd going WOWI am like a beast unleashed on your head piece when the music is release and i will never cease until you and your rimes are deceasedI going to end this rhyme on this noteand drop the mic cause I left it broke

-Twelv

[jdmfreak]

Ooooooooo!!! I got somethin for you ta see, but it'll have to wait cuz Im leavin for New York City. Best believe Ill be back tonight. Ready to rhyme and ready to fight. I can tell you're pretty good, but you aint no match for da tha boy from the hood. I got somethin for ya just you wait. Gettin through you will be as easy as bakin a cake.

[twelv]

I need help please quick she is on loosewith rimes like that you must be mother goosethis isn't preschool playground after school rappingyou ever heard the sound of one hand clappingMy pen bleeds! blood? no thoughtsyour a ten cent rapper with all the rimes you boughtthis ain't band wagon for you to jump aboardI live by my pen I call my pen my sword I call my rimes my army casue they come in hordesso you want me to wait till tonight for me to ignite my micand blow you into the stars like an old busted satelliteI say what I feel striaght from the dome so I will give you time to dust off your books and get your rimes from your homeThis ain't no place for the sluggishso do me favor stay off the keyboard actin all thuggish

-Twelv

[twelv]

F the bull **** I pull **** quick and flip MC's like an empty cans of aluminum I call ya bubble gum cause that is the way that i be chewing emi am going to bring it all! even the kitchen sinkYou will be so punch drunk, i will have you seeing elephants dressed in pinkWe can take him out if there was ten of usYA don't understand I am too damn venomousI hear ya sayin you will get me one daybut got you open like a 6 pack of beer on superbowl sundayso let me slow it downI take my line intertwine with my mind if your lost by now you will never findthe meaning of these rimes combine with divine 12th signso please decline the next time you think you can even compete with my rimes

-Twelv

[nametakennow]

Winnie tha Poo? That's what yo mom called me last night when she did tha Dew, time for you to lose, cause pullin in my girl was as cool as Mother Goose. Time for you to step back and choose, whether your silly NY *** can handle the truth. Time for me to step it up and let loose, cause your ****'s as fresh as a hangman's noose. I can't stand your lyin out your tooth, time for rhymes flyin like my boots, into your silly nuts when I lose, all the control I've kept til this moment in this room, you shoulda chosen a different fool, to **** with in this moment of truth. Your ****'s nothin new, just like your *****'s "woo-hoo," you stepped to the mic and blew, your only chance when you decided to go at the girl with the baby blues. I can't stand how low you've sunk, you're like Caroline, your **** stunk, so all you could think to do, is be a little punk to this GA dude. Time for you to grow up and put on some shoes, cause you're gonna be walkin awhile with your rhymes of poo. You've got no chance to shine like me, Tha Poo, I'm sweet as honey and she can't get enough of my smooth lines I spit all the time with no lies involved in the conception from the rooftops. I stand tall, you're lookin up to me just like she do, with a look in your eyes of "ooo, wish I could be as cool as Poo, cause I just got owned by dat foo."

[twelv]

wow i wish my rimes were like yours with only one syllableso simple pull 3 words all that are killablei can do dew but your yellow *** had to be in before curfewWINNIE the POOH more like raggedy andy and annmy girl she was going to **** you before blew your load in your handplease do me a favor and please rime for realyour name is taken now cause all I do is stealyou rap like thisi wish i could be hard like kissstepping hard with my bootsoh wait i dropped my lootlook at that girl she is kind of cuteplease reset your brain to a 12th grade levelcasue to get to your plain i am goin to need a shovel

-Twelv

[I30T]

I'll take a cheddar, tomato, and muenster on rye.all of this cheese is gonna make me cry.gargonzola, provolone, dont even get me started on this microphone.

[Nismo_Freak]

wow i wish my rimes were like yours with only one syllableso simple pull 3 words all that are killablei can do dew but your yellow *** had to be in before curfewWINNIE the POOH more like raggedy andy and annmy girl she was going to **** you before blew your load in your handplease do me a favor and please rime for realyour name is taken now cause all I do is stealyou rap like thisi wish i could be hard like kissstepping hard with my bootsoh wait i dropped my lootlook at that girl she is kind of cuteplease reset your brain to a 12th grade levelcasue to get to your plain i am goin to need a shovel

-Twelv

this boy thinks he is lyrical but we all know he needs a miraclerhymin' about raggedy ann and andy I bet you cryed when you saw bambiyour rhymes are brokeand your games nothing but a jokehell even your dogs addicted to cokeso take your **** out off the stagea get your lyrical master some sage

(final part rushed, gotta run lol)

[crzycav86]

Now aren't you quite the poetic masta?Puttin' all to shame, cuz somebody has-ta.Well fool, here's some news for you:Now that I'm here there's nothing left for you to do.So sit, and watch. Make sure you pay heed-yah.All that you can do now is to play follow the leeead-a.There's just too much that you lackso don't even try and come back or someone's bound to give you a smackand all you do is generate an uproar of laugh-tafrom the fools cuz I can make farts rhyme if I hafta.