Freestylin' Thread! bust some rhymes foo

[jdmfreak]

As much as I like Jay Z(Especially back in the day), Nas shut him down with Ether. It was a good battle though. Glad to see that they still got respect for him though. As for 50, I like it the more I listen to it. When I first got my burnt copy of Get Rich or Die Tryin I thought it sucked, but the more I listen to it the more I liked it. Same with the Loyd Banks. Except it wasnt as good. I never got to hear the Free Yayo CD and Im awaiting the Young Buck(Better not make me waste my $4). They got a new guy on there, but Ive only heard him on a track from the Banks CD. Oh well.

[I Need $$$]

I thught about what I said, and ran it through my headRealized that it was dumb, was just trying to have funBut now I'll keep it clean, and bust out on the sceneWith this style that I spit, and the fact that I can't quitWriting rhymes so pure, for boredom its my cureAnd I love to watch tv, damn I'm so lazyJust sit here on my azz, wishing I had some cashTo put into my car, right now it is sub parSo I guess I need a job, or hook up with the mobAnd go bust some knee caps, on some poor ole sapAhhh crap screw this I'm going to bed

[nametakennow]

Aight y'all, think you can take me on my birthday? Hell nah, you must think it's Earth Day cause that's the only way you'd beat my *** silly cause you'd be all "green peace, save mars" when I'll be driving cars hard over your piece of lard. If you think you can outdo the masta when it's his day, you must be the lasta your generation cause you've gone astray, I'll kick your sorry butt straight to the curb with my verbs surrounded by fine words. You wanna go? Let's go. This is my show, hoes.

[jdmfreak]

Did you make a whoring thread for your B-Day like you're supposed to.

[jdmfreak]

Did you make a whoring thread for your B-Day like you're supposed to?

[nametakennow]

PWNED by tha double post. Yo man, you better check the front page cause I'm old as a sage, and Mike's got it covered like some kind of crazy *** mage. I'm so pumped, I'll take Nicholas Cage, then dump him in a lake cause he can't take my rhymes, he's just actin, they fake! Mmmmm... cake on the way lata today! Chocolizzle, cause that's tha shizzle.

[jdmfreak]

LOL!

[krazy skwerel]

Cant let this thread die. You know why? Let me elaborate.Before we wipe the slate.Time to let tha master flow and the *****es go.Now every single day we read and rhymeTry to out rap each other and have a good timeTrying to bring the lyrical pain to yo brainWhose the best I dont know. It sure aint me but I'm still good to go.Been absent for a few days From this rhyming craze.Come back to jibba jabba and jive Mr T can't see me. But he see yousI got nothing to bring to this lyrical fight tonightI'm ramblin' like an AMC but like I saidYOU CAN"T SEE ME!:D

[nametakennow]

Aww ****, my rhyme game ain't the least bit play this time, I'm pissed as hell again, so my rhymes will climb to the top of the tower and jump down like the midnight hour. My power is gone, but maybe I'll take my drawn sense of everything and throw it at you guys like with a crazy energy, electricity, straight up your *** like Mr. T with a crowbar, takin yo hoes to tha bar and hittin it, a low blow, har? Damn, my tar sucks tonight, just a blight on this fine rhyme game, damn, wish I was in my car tonight, just a tight ryde through the twisties of the PTC. ****, I wanna be real, I wanna steal the attention of the world away like an eel steals the electricity aforementioned. ****, I'm gonna need a pension cause this rhyme is nowhere near *****in... so now I'ma go *****in to my friends, dig?

[krazy skwerel]

It has begun. The sun has set the moon has risen.All of the rhymers that once flourished have lost the vision to flow and set in motion the extreme comotion that was the Freestylin' thread. Is it dead I don't really know. I don't think it's quite reached the time to go.

[driftdoper]

ummmm sure all of u dumbass white kids that think ur 50cent but no one cares to hear ur 2 cents................. shut the hell up buy a cd and listen to it cause not a single one of u will ever have one of ur own maybe u guys are good at driveing cars than stick to that but leave rapping up to someone else ever haer dont quit ur day job never thought i wopuld say it but here dont quit ur day jobs not a hater but please this is a joke

[BB Turbo]

Noob, chill out. They're just doing it for fun. It's not like any of us intend on making a career out of this.

BTW, would you care to explain your signature for me? I don't quite get it k thx:)

Don't expect all of good responses to your post since you did call all of us dumbasses.

[Sopdadope]

ummmm sure all of u dumbass white kids that think ur 50cent but no one cares to hear ur 2 cents................. shut the hell up buy a cd and listen to it cause not a single one of u will ever have one of ur own maybe u guys are good at driveing cars than stick to that but leave rapping up to someone else ever haer dont quit ur day job never thought i wopuld say it but here dont quit ur day jobs not a hater but please this is a joke

^^^^Ultimate thread killjoy.

Uhhh.....dude, it's called having fun and having a sense of humor....GROW ONE.

And since you can't write in coherent English.... I got a lil verse for you....

Driftdoper, thinks he's clever and sardonic, if "Troll Island" exists, this bi.tch lives on it/extend ya arm, pull out the needle and drop the chronic/do us a favor and pick up a set of Hooked-On-Phonics/THAT'S my ten cents kid and don't mention it/right now, my brain can't decipher "ur" run-on sentences/

BTW,<------ NOT WHITE

[jdmfreak]

Yea sorry pal you just proved that you're the dumbass. All your rhymes say is "I got no no class." Class huh? Well thats where you need to be. Go sit in your desk little man and learn your ABCs. Your rhymes are retarded, wack, and boring. Everytime I read them, I sit in my chair snoring. Tick tock. Tick tock. Times up doc. You're bout to get shot down with my lyrical glock. You think you're hot, but you're really not. You're probably some little kid still pickin his snot. So **** you and shut you damn trap. Oh and by the way ******, I aint white Im black. Most of these guys are aware, but I forgot noobs dont know that.

[driftdoper]

that wasnt a ryhme it whas a fact and i didnt mean to actually insult even though i knew would be takin wrong, just like u d!ck around with ryhmes i am just staeting that its just that d!ck around and u guys get all into it like gonna win a fricken grammy or some **** so chill

[driftdoper]

just to show i have a sense of humer/i explode out of ur head like an uncontrollable tumor/just to kill that rumer/so what if i cant spell/ i cast one like a witch/ so dont get sent to the hospitol for more than one stitch/ i walk by and u twitch,*****/i dont claim to go anywere with this/its just my lame attempt at a diss/i speak the truth/dont get ur tooth nocked loose/educated people tryin to rap? thats like 2-pac giving u dap/it will never happin/ so shut ur trap before i stick ur d!ck threw ur own/i smoke u like my home grown/ im raggin threw blood like a teenagers hormones/ u can try and make clones/but im the original/u tryin to front like trees but smell like oregeno/ u just a regular/dont front how can i say this agian ya get smoked like a blunt/sick of references of pot/so i just stop/ blah blah blah blah ...............................

[krazy skwerel]

Man I started the thread because I find it amusing to battle with rhymes. Me and Jeff did this way back in noodles and it was tons of fun. For crying out loud please do not bring race into this unless you are doing it in a battle, and even then it shouldn't be taken seriously. Black, Latino, white, native american, Russian, Asian whatever you may be dont matter to me. Shouldnt matter we're all just people. Might sound sappy but it's true.

[I Need $$$]

Freestylin Thread Did you forget to read this before you came to flame. I guess not but we'll remember your name. You said it was all a joke, but it seemed you were trying to poke. So put down the fan and quit playing with fire, or you'll have to hear this from the rest of the choir.

[I Need $$$]

Didn't see your last post.

[Phax]

Oh no, ish... a freestyle thread, a place to empty my head of thoughts previously said... recited, invited to be dropped atop lines previously exposed and composed by the minds of those rhymin up in here before me... skills on display for all to see.

Haters, f and uck um with their minds disinclined from hip hop lines after lines. They're blinded, closed minded to the potential of lyrically crafted mentals... states, frames constructed in brains like advertising bits, directed like chicks tits visually constructed deep inside brains, trained by pain and the ducking of it, supressed f-in uckin into it... what

side trackedtracked flipped and mad wacki gotta get offa that

that timing, white boy rhyming that i'm doin, screwin up any expansion

Ya, so I'm white, wack and what? Goin for it still, spillin out attempts at skills that will bind with rhyme inclined minds of females so fine, they be mind blowin like the kind TVs show by the boat load, to grasp a throat hold on the weak will of chumps who can think only of how they gotta pump up into 'em....

[jdmfreak]

Yea man. Bring up the race thing again and there's gonna be some probs. Glad this thread's been resurected though.

[Sopdadope]

that wasnt a ryhme it whas a fact and i didnt mean to actually insult even though i knew would be takin wrong, just like u d!ck around with ryhmes i am just staeting that its just that d!ck around and u guys get all into it like gonna win a fricken grammy or some **** so chill

So according to your rationale, because I'll never shoot hoops like MJ or burn up the guitar like Hendrix did, I shouldn't take up either activity? So what if we're putting some effort into our flows? Only because your exercising your right NOT to use that noggin of yours doesn't mean we have to. If you don't like the thread, then bizzounce.

[jdmfreak]

Can I get an A-Town YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

[jdmfreak]

On another note, lets gets this baby movin. Keep it alive.

[Sopdadope]

While I'm in here, I might as well get into the spirit of the thread again....and rip JDM another new one. LOL

Since your an anime buff...

For the third time, watch me rip this kid like Goku did to Vegeta/Picture this- bullets as liquid, I'll splash your as.s like a 2-Liter/If blondes are stupid, JDM is dumb as bleached/Smartest thing that came from his mouth was his wisdom teeth/Get out the game, you're Sam Cassell- so ugly you can't get no endorsements/Me wiping my as.s with you is a "no-brainer," like the Head-less Horseman/I'll tear through you like your made of 100% cotton/It's like he practices anal sex with statues, GayDM regularly hits rock-bottom/You think you can step to me? Think you're good enough to be my enemy?/ Keying? Your mom must be around cuz there's no obscenities/ Testing me's a mistake, you'll see the blunder/People who read your text become jealous of Stevie Wonder/Son, you're like an Army reject, you ain't ready for combat/Just turned legal? LOL You couldn't hit puberty even if ya had a bat/That's the reason you'll lose, in case you need a reminder/If your d.ick were any smaller, that s.hit would be a vagina/I'll kill so bad, they don't use a body bag but a sponge to suck up your traces/I'll leave ya forehead bleeding so much, ALWAYs will invent tampons for faces/And finally, with a single punch, I’ll stab you in the heart with your ribs/And with a single kick, introduce your guts to your single-celled kids/Son you're like driftChoker, you don't strike me as "dope"/Even if ya pitched me a ball made of 100% coke/Son, you're second rate like a softporn actor, don't make me crack up in laughter, by dropping another wack verse/Son you probably battle with the mirror, to see who raps worse/Fruity like apples, but that ain't why I hate ya/its cuz you're naturally a b.itch, like Mother Nature/Beating me is tough, like GayDM in a jail-cell, trying to keep his pants on/Son you couldn't "step correct" even if ya stomped on ScanTrons/We're opposites son, my punches fare well and leave you jerkin'/Your punches are on Welfare, cuz that s.hit "ain't workin' "/Now can you tell me what the jury done, Claiming to rest a case/The only case the jury done closed was the casket to cover your face/You appall me, you gonna fire a volley and falsely call me stalling? I'll start mauling, rip ya from your galls to your knees, separate your balls from ya ovaries, like that ******er Cell from DragonBallZ/hang your corpse on a wall in a Smithsonian hall called "The Ugliest of all Freaks!"/

[jdmfreak]

DAMN YOU SOP!!! DAMN YOU!!! Had to bring up the anime. Well here goes.

Like Trunks did Frieza, Ill cut you up. You keep challenging me, but I dont give a ****. My power level is so high it'll blow up your scouter. You tryin to beat me? Better get off that powder. ***** are you playin? Did you somehow forget that Im a Saiyan. The more you fight me the more I get stronger and stronger. Im a danger to you if we continue any longer. Who got your back Majin Buu, Cell, and Frieza. Psh! Ya'll aint nothin on me Gohan and Vegeta. You're a p*ssy motha ****er just like Hercule. You put up a front, but over my power you drool. Claimin that you are the baddest even though your daughter can beat you. Oh ****! Thats right my son Gohan is tappin her too. Man whatcha gon do oh mighty Hercule. Have you realized yet the you're the real fool? If not, that's what you need to do. Im basically done, but watch your back playa. Cuz you jst might get taken out by my Kamehameha.

LOL! I didnt think I would be able to pull off a whole DBZ rap.

[Sopdadope]

LOL

How can I drool if you don't even drop dope lines?/You illiterate mothertrucker, "Hercules" and "drool" don't rhyme!/I'm like ya girl after a handjob, I got "flows by the handful"/Don't make me make you an example, avoid me like a trucking p0rn-star's blood samples/I'll rip you with a dope verses hot and deep/Listen to Carrot Top B, dial 1-800-CALL-ATT cuz ya talk is cheap/You're the Loser of the Year, like Mr. "Dude, it's a Dell!!"/I'll infect your *** like sickle cell, if I was in DBZ, they'd call me "Sick, Ill Cell!"/I spit sickness by the mouthful, like Cell, I'm infinitely powerful/Kid I'll devour you and ask for for Scooby snacks too, I'll rip you into two and make two Oompa Loompas out of you/ Son, you only watch Sunday Morning cartoons cuz you's a big ole sissy/You don't watch anime, you only buy s.hit produced by Walt Disney/I'll bust a Kamehameha on you and leave you a pile of smoldering turd/stick my d.ick in ya ear and phuck what ya heard

[nametakennow]

Can I get an A-Town YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

You callin A-town in? Bet you was wonderin where I been. Figured I'd let you d!ck around a lil bit til I come in and cut the ****. This thread is my skit, y'all better back off before you get bit by the stray I picked up today, took it my girl's way. Damn that critter was cute... but he'll be a brute once he gets nursed up a bit. His name is Winston, after me, y'all better be wary 'for he comes to get your canary. I ain't scary, so I'ma shut up and leave cause for the moment, my rhymes are bleak.

Workin on my flow, gimme time to get on a roll again.

[jdmfreak]

I dont have time to rhyme, but I have 1 thing to point out. Sop I dont know where you got Hercules from, but I said Hercule as in Videl's father from DBZ. You know the guy that claims he beat Cell. Hercule rhymes with fool. So that means that you're the illiterate one, huh.

[Sopdadope]

Videl's dad's name is Mr. Satan, at least that's JDM, 100% asian/Son I watch the japanese versions, void of translations/I'm literate in my ABC's not my DBZ's/adult dudes religiously watching DragonBallZ give me the heebie-jeebies/Son I've enlightened you so many times, might as well call me Confucius/Schooled your *** so many times, people mistaken me for the yellow schoolbus/Your lines are messy, Surgeon General Warning: GAYDM'S FLOWS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO CAUSE EPILEPSY/Mess with me and this best key will have changing faces faster than Halle Barry advertising for Pepsi/Leaves me thinking son, you ain't lost, you's just a lost cause/Ya a.ss so stupid, last time you blinked, you got lost/GayDM's useless, like a roach missing six limbs/I'll spit continuously, you'll get "hit by flows" like you took a piss in the wind/You always wanted to be heavyweight, so I see how your so quik to spit first but it's like your fell face first/Im not here to spit bull**** because if i was I would just copy click and paste your verse/Your avatar fits your style like it was custom-tailored too/Is that the look on the face of an 18-year old dude who wacks off to hentai and Sailor Moon?/This b.itch upset cuz he facing a vet that put his record in debt/If this was a wager, you’d put money on me but you're not old enough to bet yet/You rhymes are so wack, you make me look so ahead of my time, my parents haven't even met yet