Favorite Quotes

Post by **Nebraska240sx** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:36 pm

Take er easy. If shes easy take her twice.Corners are best taken sideways... Life is short Drive fast.. If your not a hemroid get off my azz...

ive got so many to list these are some of my favorites...

Checkered-Member · Post by **Checkered-Member** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:36 pm

I have seen a bumper sticker on an Integra “when I grow up I want to be a legend”

Original quote:

The best ways to make your dreams come true, is to wake up.

Post by **Nebraska240sx** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:36 pm

hahahaha

Post by **groundhogday1976** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:36 pm

Let's see; "There are no bad kids, only good kids with bad haircuts" that was on Cheers (inspired tonight's addition to my sig.) "Dude, I think I just filled the cup!" from Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back. You'll have to watch the movie before that one seems great.

Post by **lessthanjakejohn** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:36 pm

Quote »They should just put on some loud, fast, rock music and let everybody mosh while shopping. I could see people crowd-surfing from one section of the store to another. "Yo...I need to get over to sporting goods...put me up!"[/quote]

Post by **elwesso** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:36 pm

From Teen Wolf- Son, I have 3 rules to life.. Always get 12 hours of sleep, never play cards with a guy with the first name of a city, and never date a girl with a tatoo of a dagger anywhere on her body...

Post by **Get240DiZzY** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:36 pm

Catch-22 wrote:I'll live forever or die trying.

? wrote:Nothing is idiot-proof.

The Raven wrote:Nevermore

Post by **Nebraska240sx** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:36 pm

yeah ive got jay and bob on dvd, and god its great...

or how about this one...

azzfnktersaywhat?

SHe will be mine oh yes she will be mine...

Post by **IvoryJ30t** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:36 pm

heres my favorite line- "police, search warrant"

Post by **Nebraska240sx** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:36 pm

or another fav.

Hi my names Johnny Knoxville, and this is J A C K A S S !!!

Post by **elwesso** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:36 pm

YES!! I have gotten considerably stupider watching that show!

Post by **dr!ft** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:36 pm

My fav...

Milton: Well... I... I told Bill that if Sandra's going to listen to her headphones while she's filing, then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating.Peter: Uh huh.Milton: So I don't see why I should ...Peter: OK.Milton: ... have to turn down the radio.Peter: Yeah, alright.Milton: I enjoy listening to my radio at a reasonable volume.Peter: Thanks... Milton.

If you don't know what movie this is from, go drop your soap...

Checkered-Member · Post by **Checkered-Member** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:36 pm

I can’t believe I forgot my personal saving,

like homer's: "doh"

someone asks me a question...my answer: “I don’t know, I don’t know anything, I am the product of American education system"

Post by **Nebraska240sx** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:36 pm

OFFICE SPACE IS MY ALL TIME FAV MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!! ya know peter im a have to ask you to come in on saturday, yeha that'd be grreeattt

Post by **AZhitman** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:36 pm

"When the day comes that the lion lies down with the lamb, make damn sure you're the lion." - Sen. Jesse Helms

Post by **dr!ft** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:36 pm

Nebraska240sx wrote:OFFICE SPACE IS MY ALL TIME FAV MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!

:Werd

"Good evening, sir. My name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack, but now I'm off and trying to stay clean..."

"That is why I'm selling magazine subscriptions."

Post by **Rex** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:36 pm

I used this one at work when someone wanted to "add" something to the project I was working on... and nearly finished.

"More than likely, but NO"

I'm a team player

Post by **MasterMan** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:36 pm

chill, be cool like the baby jesus.

Post by **nomuken** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:36 pm

"There are 10 types of people in this world, those that understand binary and those that don't."

:pface

Post by **CustomJ30** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:36 pm

"Why Am I Dying To Live If Im Just Living To Die"

AND

"Dedication And Smarts Dont Put Your Heart In This Game Cause If You Fall To Deep In Love Youll Get Caught In This Game"

Post by **bijoux** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:36 pm

not really a quote but funny as hell..homer: "SAX-A-MA-PHONE, SAX-A-MA-PHONE"kramer: "...so i lunged to the bathroom, grabbed the knob.. occupado!" haha you have to watch that seinfeld scene.

Post by **Mr1der** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:36 pm

"Drop that zero and get with the hero!" - Vanilla Ice via Cool as Ice

Post by **Demonic240** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:36 pm

D U M B A S S !!! --- "Red Foreman"

Post by **NISTECH** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:36 pm

"If it don't fit force it, If it breaks it needed replacement anyhow."

Post by **I H8 UR DSM** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:36 pm

"yo momma"

Post by **Nebraska240sx** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:36 pm

its all fun and games till soem one gets hurt, then its hilarious... that applies to many different situations..

Post by **redrocket** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:36 pm

"women are like voltron the more you hook up the better it gets"

"only in america where a poor black boy can become a rich white man"(michael jackson)

"give a man a fish and he can eat for a day teach a man to fish and he can eat for a life time"

"*****, you know what i want" sir smokes-a-lot half baked

Post by **carabuser** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:36 pm

From the "Hollywood Homicide" movie:"Bad cop. No donut."

Seen it in some guy's sig on maxima.org forums:Beamers get you girls. Benzes get you women. MAXIMAS get dirty!

(once I find out whose sig it was - I'll post)

Post by **Get240DiZzY** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:36 pm

nomuken wrote:"There are 10 types of people in this world, those that understand binary and those that don't."

:pface

"There are three kinds of people in this world... those who can't count, and those who can."

Post by **Bubba1** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:36 pm

I saw a good bumper sticker that read "My kid beat up your honor student"

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