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Nebraska240sx
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Take er easy. If shes easy take her twice.Corners are best taken sideways... Life is short Drive fast.. If your not a hemroid get off my azz...

ive got so many to list these are some of my favorites...


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I have seen a bumper sticker on an Integra “when I grow up I want to be a legend”

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The best ways to make your dreams come true, is to wake up.

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Nebraska240sx
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hahahaha

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Let's see; "There are no bad kids, only good kids with bad haircuts" that was on Cheers (inspired tonight's addition to my sig.) "Dude, I think I just filled the cup!" from Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back. You'll have to watch the movie before that one seems great.

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Quote »They should just put on some loud, fast, rock music and let everybody mosh while shopping. I could see people crowd-surfing from one section of the store to another. "Yo...I need to get over to sporting goods...put me up!"[/quote]

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From Teen Wolf- Son, I have 3 rules to life.. Always get 12 hours of sleep, never play cards with a guy with the first name of a city, and never date a girl with a tatoo of a dagger anywhere on her body...

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Catch-22 wrote:I'll live forever or die trying.
? wrote:Nothing is idiot-proof.
The Raven wrote:Nevermore
:D

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Nebraska240sx
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yeah ive got jay and bob on dvd, and god its great...

or how about this one...

azzfnktersaywhat?

SHe will be mine oh yes she will be mine...

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heres my favorite line- "police, search warrant"

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Nebraska240sx
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or another fav.

Hi my names Johnny Knoxville, and this is J A C K A S S !!!

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YES!! I have gotten considerably stupider watching that show!

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My fav...

Milton: Well... I... I told Bill that if Sandra's going to listen to her headphones while she's filing, then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating.Peter: Uh huh.Milton: So I don't see why I should ...Peter: OK.Milton: ... have to turn down the radio.Peter: Yeah, alright.Milton: I enjoy listening to my radio at a reasonable volume.Peter: Thanks... Milton.

If you don't know what movie this is from, go drop your soap...

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I can’t believe I forgot my personal saving,

like homer's: "doh"

someone asks me a question...my answer: “I don’t know, I don’t know anything, I am the product of American education system"

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OFFICE SPACE IS MY ALL TIME FAV MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!! ya know peter im a have to ask you to come in on saturday, yeha that'd be grreeattt

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"When the day comes that the lion lies down with the lamb, make damn sure you're the lion." - Sen. Jesse Helms

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Nebraska240sx wrote:OFFICE SPACE IS MY ALL TIME FAV MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!
:Werd

"Good evening, sir. My name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack, but now I'm off and trying to stay clean..."

"That is why I'm selling magazine subscriptions."

:cool:

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I used this one at work when someone wanted to "add" something to the project I was working on... and nearly finished.

"More than likely, but NO"

I'm a team player :)

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chill, be cool like the baby jesus.

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"There are 10 types of people in this world, those that understand binary and those that don't."

:pface

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"Why Am I Dying To Live If Im Just Living To Die"

AND

"Dedication And Smarts Dont Put Your Heart In This Game Cause If You Fall To Deep In Love Youll Get Caught In This Game"

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not really a quote but funny as hell..homer: "SAX-A-MA-PHONE, SAX-A-MA-PHONE"kramer: "...so i lunged to the bathroom, grabbed the knob.. occupado!" haha you have to watch that seinfeld scene.

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"Drop that zero and get with the hero!" - Vanilla Ice via Cool as Ice

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D U M B A S S !!! --- "Red Foreman"

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"If it don't fit force it, If it breaks it needed replacement anyhow."

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"yo momma"

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Nebraska240sx
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its all fun and games till soem one gets hurt, then its hilarious... that applies to many different situations..

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"women are like voltron the more you hook up the better it gets"

"only in america where a poor black boy can become a rich white man"(michael jackson)

"give a man a fish and he can eat for a day teach a man to fish and he can eat for a life time"

"*****, you know what i want" sir smokes-a-lot half baked

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From the "Hollywood Homicide" movie:"Bad cop. No donut."

Seen it in some guy's sig on maxima.org forums:Beamers get you girls. Benzes get you women. MAXIMAS get dirty!

(once I find out whose sig it was - I'll post)

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nomuken wrote:"There are 10 types of people in this world, those that understand binary and those that don't."

:pface
"There are three kinds of people in this world... those who can't count, and those who can."

:D

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I saw a good bumper sticker that read "My kid beat up your honor student"


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