Favorite Quotes

[groundhogday1976]

"My old man told me never get a tattoo where a judge can see it". Brian Setzer

[AZhitman]

There's no problem that can't be solved with a sufficient application of brute force."

[90Q45blue]

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and, statistically speaking, 99% of the shot you do."

Nick

[Rex]

Hammer to fit, paint to match

[Queamore]

"DO YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER!!!!" I usually say that before doing something stupid. You have to say it loud like that or it loses it's meaning. It was from that bug movie can't remember the name though.

[flyfishz]

2 quotes-- "that guy is so broke he can't afford to pay attention"

"Half the people in the world are below average"

[elwesso]

If you cant duck it, ***** it!

[Josh]

"Here, you want me to tone it down? Suck my ****in' **** you faggots, you happy now?"

- Eminem, The Marshall Mathers LP

[Rex]

Hey ya'll, watch this

[NISTECH]

" shoot me again, I aint dead yet"

[krazy skwerel]

This whole sonfg is simply great so I figured I'd quopte the whole damn thing!

Offspring from Ixnay on the hombre

Cool To Hate

I hate a lot of thingsI hate a lot of people that are lameI like to hate stuffCause then I don't have to try and makeA changeI hate teachersI hate schoolI hate the cheerleadersAnd anyone who's coolI hate the officeI hate the QuadDon't wanna learn nothingI want to be a slob

It's cool to hateIt's cool to hateI don't like nothing and I like that fine(Liking something's just a waste of time)It's cool to hateIt's cool to hateI don't like nothing and I like that fine(Liking something's just a waste of time)I don't like nothing and like that fine(Liking something's just a waste of time)Yeah I hate everythingI even hate you tooSo **** you

I'm always thinking badI never have nothing good to sayI'd rather tear things downThan build them upIt's easier that wayI hate the jocksAnd I hate the geeksI hate the trendiesBut I also hate the freaksI hate Dr. MartensAnd Muscle T'sI'm only happy when I'm in my miseryI'll cut you down and give you lipBeing positive's so unhipI'll cut you down cause I'm a foolBeing positive's so uncool

I hate the jocksAnd I hate the geeksI hate the trendiesBut I also hate the freaksI hate your bandAnd I hate TVI'm only happy when I'm in my misery

[Mr1der]

man, it'd be really lame to make a parody of that called cool to bait, all about fishing...

[krazy skwerel]

Yes it would. So don't.

[nightstepper]

(Quote from my ex. asst manager at a drug store)"Man all i need is a set of coilovers and a sub in the back of my SI and ill be sure to get into team Hydeyoshi-->(stupied a**car club out of Fuquay Varina NC))" or how about this one "Why do you want to put an sr20 in your 240, all it is is a wanna be skyline yo. And oh yea my Si would dust it any day." Im sure. :chainsaw

[AZhitman]

Hey ya'll, watch this

Are you makin' funna me?

[Demonic240]

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested.

Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

[Mr1der]

does the entire script to Big Trouble In Little China count?

perhaps "I came here today to kickass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of bubble gum." -Roddy Piper ala They Live

[RobHakari]

this one applies to me really much right now as im from michigan and now in the corps of cadets at texas a&m.

"I have been a stranger in strange land" -- Exodus 2:22

[Efini Dreams]

-How Tall are you? 5ft 9 in. I didn't know they could stack **** that high.

-I'll try to be a little nicer, if you try to be smarter...

-if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed, That's the American way.

-"Eight year olds dude." ( too many quotes from the Big Lobowski)

[Nebraska240sx]

this was in some ones sig... on here.

#1) so every time u drive its a race?#2) yeah..#1) so what is there is no one on the raod...#2) time attack...

[maxI30t]

"the bluest part of the sky always seem so far away, i guess thats what keeps us thriving for it"

queamore its from Starship Trooper